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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

whenever i hear the phrase "strike(s) back", my first thought isn't "empire strikes back" but rather "woolies strike back".

i have created my own microcosm of the bugs bunny carrots myth.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

"uhh no they shouldn't put sony rep in smash because of the nintendo play station fallout"
kid 'named' ultra games carrying a suspicously mario game-shaped tiny toons game

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

There is a rot at the core of this god-forsaken series

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

i think it'd feel quite theraputic to ps1 texture warp irl.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

i think steamed hams might just be the screenwriting equivalent of loss. i need to see how subtle this can get

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2025

Bad games are good
The confusing, and the bland
the passion projects, and the AI slop
All bad games are great

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2025

I actually like the layout of the Mario Galaxy stage, but it is really funny from a game design perspective how it was essentially designed fundamentally as a gimmick stage for a mechanic between like 2 moves each on 60% of the roster, that itself barely works.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

It's kinda interesting how the outrage over "woke Disney", and the assumption that the Disney corporation (or any other media company) itself is inserting progressive content rather than artists getting (the bare-minimum) permission to do so, really shows how little conservatives value individuals and their work.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

I really like the duality of Sunsoft's 80s/90s game library being split between the most Japanese games ever made and the most American games ever made.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

what if extremist ipad kids started an anti-table manners propaganda twitter account called Bibs of TikTok.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

The highest accomplishment a fictional character can recieve is not any kind of crossover or award, it is being used as a psuedonym by a whistleblower against a large corporation.

Shoutouts to Merrell "Mr. Butts" Williams Jr.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

look, i know they're just doing mr peanut again, but...

why do they keep killing the bird apps. what is the curse of bird apps.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2025

I know what Neptunia is and even then I feel like a medieval peasant teleported to 2025 when I watch this.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2025

this is something i saw unironically proposed on the nasb thread once (in relation to "meme picks", not gay marriage)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2025

the 15-hour video essays have returned to my youtube recommendations.

nature is healing

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2025

nintendo (good copyright law timeline) when they forget to renew the copyright for game boy camera because it's the ****ing game boy camera and pikachu becomes public domain in america and only america (but can't have electric powers, be yellow, say pika pika or do any pikachu stuff really)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2025

You know how people say some games are "Dreamcast-coded"? Well, I'd argue Darwin's Paradox is Xbox 360-coded. There is 'Splosion Man and Bit.Trip Runner 2 oozing out of this thing. I do not mean that as an insult.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2025

Thinking about doctors in Smash more, I think the best doctor clone choice is actually Dr. Diddy Kong. Like, imagine a slow, powerful, heavyweight Diddy, and instead of banana peels he throws edible healing bananas as bait. Megavitamin-coloured peanuts would be cute too.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

if i partook in the mindwave tournament, my games would just be bart bash with ed bighead.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

"To me, Regular Show is a Weird Show"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

I think part of the reason I can give NASB1 more leeway on prop moves than Smash, aside from it starring cartoons, is because NASB1 is clearly meant to be - to some extent - a "training wheels" game, meant to introduce kids to how platform fighters work, and to me, Mr. Game & Watch and Villager were both instrumental in introducing me to how platfighters work because I could clearly figure out which button does "the key" or "the turnips" compared to punches and kicks.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

just realised aSMa isn't actually aMSa

i feel like an idiot again

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

why is johnny vegas morshu in this monkeh ad

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

I just realised that NASB2 Mr. Krabs' super move hitbox is so weird because his ancient coin is basically equivalent to a cutscene-less super....

That's genius. Wow.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

i have a habit of clicking youtube recommendations of songs i clearly know i hate repeatedly, and currently it's "earth" by lil richardy, which is one the worst songs ever bar none, and thankfully that one opens with a fake news report about wildfires so i can get off before i can see and hear the type speciment for all faux-pixar ai models.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

I don't like the MVS Shaggy moveset less because of the meme and more because it feels like they tried to awkwardly fuse together the meme and actual Scooby-Doo stuff and it just really comes off as incoherent. I think they should've gone to one extreme or the other, with the meme being my personal preferance since MVS is so dialog-based and you can do all the personality compensation there, while all the mystery stuff has 4 whole other characters to give to, and one who can get the snack stuff too.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

I was making a roster for a Sonic fighting game, but in a timeline where the public domain works as intended, but ALSO Sonic 2 only just became PD so I can't use Knuckles/Amy/most of SatAM's cast, and scrapped it for one reason: I realised that in this timeline, I could put Darkwing Duck in a Sonic game, and I had to step away because that was just too cool to handle. You may not believe it, but I suffer from overwhelming copyright cognitivie dissonance too.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

"w and the stray pixel" is a great band name. maybe also a superhero name.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

so why are metroidvanias so into little mouthless albino pikachus.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

google just changed the shade of black to a sort of bluish look on dark mode, but the first thing i googled today was "kanye" so i thought google had implemented a special "googling a scandal" variant.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

The name has been tainted, let's agree to call him Kabosu.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

why late-90s/early-2000s gaming internet was great:

you could just say "that dog is called mr. peepers" and everyone would believe you

why late-90s/early-2000s gaming internet was terrible:

you could just say "bill gates personally kidnapped banjo and is making him into a fur rug for windows hq" and everyone would believe you

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

ranking famous bitey animals in terms of how well they work mad-libbed into the "leopards eating faces party". Ranked mostly by abstract uncalculable flow and vibes.

S+: Leopards, Jaguars, Piranhas
S: Lions, Hyenas, Panthers
A: Alligators, Polar Bears
B: Hippos, Crocodiles, Bears (non-polar)
C: Sharks, Tigers, Ticks
F: Wolves, Camels, Bobcats, Cheetahs
F+: Dinosaurs, Whales, Cougars

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

just had a shocking realisation

which is which is up to you

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

I think a lot of people put way too much stock in the "quality" of a game/movie/TV show so on when talking about... literally anything about the work other than its quality.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

What if we could go back?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

nasb1 haters (pre-hugh patch (and also post-hugh patch for some inexplicable reason)) be like

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

i commissioned someone on checkpoint to make a sonic mod where sonic is replaced with a photorealistic gorilla. cannot wait.

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