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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2024

i like the needlessly scary red exclamation point warning about the cooking mama lawsuit on the series developer's website

OFFICE CREATE Corp

OFFICE CREATE Corp. official homepage. Make fun recipes with easy controls! Cooking Mama is now on your smartphone!

www.ofcr.co.jp

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2024

Logan Kart 8 feels like the opposite of the whole "Mario 64 has a negative emotional aura" thing, like I'm pretty sure this game's stages are meant to look worn-down and depressing as a joke on Mario Kart 8's psuedo-realistic graphics (they have names like "Miserable Rainy Stage" and "Lame Kiddy Pool") yet they bring me immense joy and evoke a lot of places I enjoyed going to as a kid. (I'm British.)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2024

watching the antonblast preview/interview video, and oh my god, snoopy (c64, bootleg) mentioned

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2024

I think that if Nintendo was to introduce a second crossover franchise, it should be a cozy game of some kind. Not just because Nintendo's only active cozy franchise is probably bigger than Zelda at this point, but also because it would allow for character interactions; a huge character pool; a better embrace of Nintendo's mostly-kiddie library than Smash's perpetual "No guys, Kirby's just as cool as Kratos, don't take my lunch money" phase; and also just be very sweet.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2024

sakurai had another cringe take.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2024

I, for one, much prefer their stint with lemonade, not OJ.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2024

Continuing from the post below, I don't like how Smash tends to avoid making alts that change the colour of a character's body unless they're clotheless or customisable in their source material. Like, obviously the biggest issue here is in a diversity scale, putting in a dark-skinned Marth or whatever is an adequete band-aid for gaming and especially Nintendo's historical failure at depicting non-white/Asian bodies, but also... why do the Star Fox characters only get one or two cool fur/feather dyes instead of a whole lineup? Why can't there be a cartoon-alien-green-skined Olimar walking about?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2024

why does youtube do that thing where it just turns the whole screen dark and rewinds a little.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2024

I know people joke about the 6 hour long Toy Story 4 video essay a lot, but have you ever sat down to watch a bit of it? The dude, without any irony, specifically accuses the director by name of intentionally trying to ruin the franchise for malicious gain because of minor toy-rules logic inconsistencies (even though every single Toy Story film or spin-off contradicts its own individual logic at some point. Toy Story 3 implied that toys have Facebook accounts and willingly sell themselves on eBay for crying out loud)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2024

Adult Swim being the only major non-indie brand to really jump on the whole Steamboat Willie thing is funny because, looking at what enters the PD in the next 2 decades, Warner Bros. easily has the most to quote-unquote "lose" of the big 5, by quite a margin too. The Hobbit, Superman, Batman, Tom & Jerry, and the Chuck Jones/Tex Avery Looney Tunes are all big money-makers for WB and will be PD by the end of the 2030s, as will their specific takes on the Oz imagery. The other 4's tried-and-tested IP pool - including Disney - leans significantly more recent.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2024

have you ever noticed how of all the scooby doo kids the dog is the only one with a catchphrase that is at least derivative of an actual word.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2024

what happened to glove & boots.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2024

I think crossover games, when making story modes, should try their damn hardest to avoid having anything that could even be remotely percieved as a "singular canon hero" (not counting marketing, that's fair, Mario's face is a bigger draw than something like Falco) - it's a crossover, the main protagonist should be the player's favourite, not the canonical most powerful or whatever.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2024

This is sweet actually.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2024

The knowledge that multiple advert mascots are public domain has made me realise that something like the plot of Epic Mickey but with Mickey and Oswald swapped for proto-Ronald and Speedee, and other old ads that entered the public domain in place of all the obscure Disney stuff, would be awesome.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2024

this sounds like a good song desperatly trying to turn into a bad song

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2024

watched the top 300 scariest logos video and i think the 3d infogrames armadillo jumpscare is a new core memory

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2024

Even though I call them "ewaste", I don't actually think Amiibos are environmentaly problematic - carbon footprints and recycling are oil industry cover-ups, buy as much plastic tat as you want - I think it's just funny to call them that, since they're probably the only mass-produced plastic toys I never see called "landfill bait" or such like you see for Funko Pops and Legos.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2024

Single and ready to submit Concept: Lovable Smoking Traveler's Pet representation to the Multiversus RTC thread when it comes back.

(im aromantic)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2024

finally figured out where tts yoda fortnite came from

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Every time I say or think the word "Fortnite" or "fortnight", I say it in the TTS Yoda voice, and I have no clue why. It's absolutely a reference to something, but god be damned if I know, I have a good memory, but not a good enough memory to remember every ****y Krack Back or MrMrMangoHead video.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Basically just skimmed through the Gen 3 Pokemon list for the Brawl DLC thread, and I just realised that Skitty is actually a perfect fit for Smash with its big ol' tail and hyperactive cat-brain. Surprised I've never seen it brought up (or really any pink-frilly-girly-girl Pokemon that isn't Tinkaton or a Puff line evo now I think about it) given its relative popularity and the technical prescedent set by Puff

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

They should upgrade a Smash character from unique to clone. Like, Mega Man retroactively becomes a Samus clone or something. This is not a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Reading Letterboxd reviews for the dumbest movies I can think of, and then reading comments on those reviews. Very bizarre to see people vehemontly defending Super-Size Me from the "haters" the same way people would the Star Wars prequels.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

I recently saw someone suggest that they actively wanted AI to take people's jobs just so adaptations will be more faithful to their source material. I think I finally get the anti-AI stance. The AI bros are real, guys.

Bullying people and acting like Socrates over images of Shrek doing a mukbang is still ****ing stupid though, so I still refuse to label myself "anti-AI", and I will still be using the funny incoherent voices, and will still be ruthlessly mocking anti-AI-bros for the above. Call me an AI centrist.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

aladdin be like

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

Say what you will about Horrid Henry, but I do greatly appreciate the implied shared universe with the Fimbles.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

why do they call them metroidvanias and not scoobydoonightof100frightstailsadventures

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

oh my god the latest roblox branded world is the bbc and they have ****ing eastenders

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

I think there should be a character in Smash who's so source innaccurate that they're basically just a darts-with-a-blindfold AU. Like Midna the Pirate or something. Spring Man the Burglar. Kumatora the Cowboy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

You're Correct Horse was originally made as an advert but I'm not going to say what for because I think it's funny how this advert got extremely popular but made no publicity, positive for negative, for its commissioner.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

Every time PETA or the Vegan Teacher or whoever pulls some ****, you'll get a lot of vegans commenting on videos and articles that "they don't represent us!" - but if you ever read comments sections on vegan-specific spaces about this sorta thing, you'll see that the vegan community actually has a really hard time condemning Objectively Bad And Wrong Things.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

when i played ultimate, i would always call this spirit "reddit atheist"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

since 3d movie maker is open source, could i just like... make a movie with it. an actual paid movie. without going to microsoft. no mods, nick or doraemon of course, but still.

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