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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

Fun fact: The opening theme of Donkey Kong was plagiarized from Dragnet.

I was going to make a funny google-to-understand-the-joke "nintendo stingy and bad" meme of this, but unfortunately I couldn't find any funny relatable 50s cop procedural drama gifs to go along with it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

Oh boy, I sure do love being the president of Warner Bros. on September 1993, I sure hope nobody places a giant Mickey Mouse balloon on our studio lot as a publicity stunt, exposing my limited knowledge of our upcoming media slate and forcing animators to tediously draw whiskers on multiple episodes of finished animation with less than a month before going to air.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

At this point, I'm starting to think the NASB devs just never signed an NDA

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

going back through the EAC page to prepare the echo list (more specifically the alt costumes) for the potential DriDim crossover and I just realized that we never made Trevor's alts. I'm gonna headcanon that he got lame alts like Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

me after shaking my 3ds (time to buy ar earth again after i blew it up)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

love how "romantic 17th century period piece novel" this package looks.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

I think the way the modern Smash games handle character cameos is really a cool idea in theory, having them appear pretty prominently and cheer you on, but the fact they don't really speak, react, or move out their fixed positions makes me prefer the Smash 64 approach of hiding them as easter eggs. I feel Smashville is probably the closest a Smash stage has gotten to getting spectators right, since the animals - despite not being coded to react to any specific scenarios, are still reacting to the battle in some form. The dragon on Cloud Sea speaking is really fun too, but the fact everyone else is silent makes it a lot less interesting.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

Linkmain-maybe · Jun 24, 2023

Sorry for liking some of your stuff

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2023

For some reason, a lot of websites have been playing up for me lately

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2023

Looking at alt costumes from Street Fighter always makes me wish Smash consistently had alts of an equal quality to them. Original or crossover skins especially would be rad.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

Once upon a time there was pong and computer space. they were kinda boring. THEN THEY MADE PACMAN!!!!!!! IT WAS REALLY GOOD!!! but then pac man and et became bad so video games died and nobody played video games. THEN NINTENDO MADE ROB AND NECROMANCED VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then poopy sega came along and said "haha your games suck" so nintendo created the SUPER FX CHIP and iconic games like VEGAS STAKES and sega were too embarassed to make more consoles but they are friends now and make AWESOME SONIC GAMES then POOPY SONY came along but nintendo had EPIC RAREWARE to make iconic games like MICKEY'S SPEEDWAY USA but then POOPIER MICROSOFT KIDNAPPED epic rareware and turned them into BORING RAREWARE so they cant make the MICKEY'S SPEEDWAY USB they promised, now all is bad and fun is dead because of m rated shooting call of duty games on crappy xbox

the end

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

So, there's your modern 2D Sonic, guys

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

It's crazy to me that Roger Rabbit, a film made in the 80s filled with "80s PG" humour, is probably the most tasteful racism allegory Disney has ever made.

I'm looking forward to seeing Elemental next month, it looks cute, but I know from what little I've seen that the allegory is gonna fall flat - really hoping it's more focused on the "cute interracial romcom with cool visual effects" aspect than the "it sucks to be fire!" aspect.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

The main upside to Nintendo fans living in a vacuum, especially when it comes to pre-NES retro titles, is that editing fan wikis to remove rampant misinformation and fix omissions is really fun and cathartic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I forgot to post about this, but I was really disappointed when that pigeon game turned out to be cartoon pigeons instead of photorealistic pigeons.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I don't like the Pac-Land stage in Crusade - it feels really weird to make a Pac-Land stage that isn't a direct sprite rip, but also still base it on the game instead of the really unique, trippy architecture of the HB Pac-Man cartoon, or one of the Pac-Man World games - plus the layout isn't all that fun IMO with it's inexplicably really high platforms (which would be easily remedied too, since spring pads were a stage element in Pac-Land) and lack of hazards or walls in spite of being too big for comp. play

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I think my least favourite CTR:NF track is Coco Park. I don't know how to describe it except that it's so easy that it bounces back and becomes hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

how has Smash never done a kaiju-sized stage yet? There's multiple stages where players are tiny (and even one where they're outright microorganisms) but no giant stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

New verbal tic just dropped: singing random songs with random words replaced by "amongity" or "sussity"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I'm pretty sure that's Martinet in Wonder, they've just recorded new lines - and it sounds a little off since they've been using the same lines since 2006.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

not the skull kid pfp telling me that piranha plant was a bad smash pick because it isnt playable in the source games

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

People complaining/being concerned about Elemental being a "tech demo" is kinda strange because like... do you have any clue what studio you're talking about? Pixar's entire film catalog is just a string of tech demos, especially in their 2000s golden years.

AlteredBeast · Jun 21, 2023

Thomas Elephant

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Hold up, if Waluigi's actually in Wonder, how are they gonna handle Elephant Waluigi??? Elephants are chunky, Waluigi is decidedly non-chunky, it's like trying to make Mickey Mouse into an earless reptile.

At least, assuming they're playable, I don't think we've seen Bowser yet? Just a Bowser-like character, maybe they're the villains of the game

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

ok but imagine if the remake actually was acme animation factory

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

If Yoshi is in Wonder as a full character and not a steed, that means Elephant Yoshi will be a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Motion controlled WarioWare is a very sneaky way to get people to buy first party joy cons

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

fnaf moveie in pikamn?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

lip sync 100

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

"Sparks will fly" is a really bad slogan to show alongside the logo of an electronic device.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Oh wow, a JRPG with a name that actually translates well into English

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

that is not visually enhanced

liars

Peach game looks good though

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

WHY IS NIDORAN IN MARIO RPG

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

if this is how small mario gets in smash, so be it

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

geno real

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

slowpoke spitting simulator

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