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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

It's weird that people use Ridley as the "ultimate proof" Smash is devoted to fans, because from my memory most people (or at least the most vocal people, not like that changes anything) LOATHED the idea of Ridley in Smash before Ultimate - not even in a "cool, but not gonna happen" way, just a "please don't do this, it'd suck" way.

Not to mention that some fans DGAF about character additions, let alone not wanting Ridley.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

I wish more platformer games would just embrace the genre's "kiddy" image - the fact every mascot has to fight an eldritch god and be part of some ancient prophecy just reeks to me of "hey look, we're just as cool as Call of Auto and Grand Theft Duty!"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

i hate how all the brainstorming forum games just copy whatever i say with a random company or series substituting.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

I've yet to play it, but that final boss is incredible and more than makes up for how predictable the twist is. I like how, instead of going for the sort of comedy theatrical short vibe the other bosses go for, they went for more of an early Disney movie villain vibe with him - Coachmaster, Cruella DeVille, Evil Queen, so on. Hope that if we get a sequel, the villain takes cues from the more flamboyant and sassy Disney Renaissance villains. Hell, I'd love to see Studio MDHR channel Disney influences for a more fantasy centric game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

I like that the Zim stage in NASB is a charging station for the Irken ships, that's a super clever way of rationalising why there's just a big chunk of metal floating in space.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

WHAT THE **** WHY IS ROCKO IN SMITE

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

trophies if smash was based

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

I feel Smash does an extremely good job of passing off as like a niche curio while actually being one of the biggest franchises in gaming - no Dorito bag or Lunchables tie-ins; minimal TV, OOH, or print advertising prescence; commercials carefully woven as part of the overall game experience - it's frankly quite insideous and I can't help but respect it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

imagine if laugh o gram never went out of business and became what we know disney as today so we would talk about "laugh o grams illegal monopoly" or "the evil corporation laugh o gram" or "how laugh o gram ruined star wars"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

Where lean comes from

(smash ultimate) pic.twitter.com/AgvxE0T9CH
— Cursed Hitboxes (@Cursedhitboxes) May 25, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

I wish we'd get more action games with slice of life plotlines. Like, a platformer about oversleeping and needing to get to work on time, or an action RPG about babysitting where you "fight" the bosses by soothing then with pacifiers and rattles.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

I don't understand why Nintendo don't make direct-to-eShop budget games any more. Some of the most memorable 3DS games were part of that category, and it'd be an easy way to justify bringing back less profitable, cult classic franchises to shareholders.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

In the code of the Japanese version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, the heart symbol is not a special character, but the font's representation of the kanji "鳩", meaning "pigeon" or "dove". Whenever characters use the heart symbol, they are actually saying "pigeon". pic.twitter.com/rHpMqwsCpC
— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) June 27, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

It was funny for that one half an hour.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

Brawl

Does not have Sora
Namedrops Mickey Mouse

Ultimate

Has Sora
Does not namedrop Mickey Mouse

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2022

We're finally doing the insane job I've been teasing - an OC fighter!

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Balancing: Ultimate Custom Balance Starter Characters Mario Luigi Peach Captain Toad Daisy Bowser Bowser Junior Goomba Wario Waluigi Donkey Kong Yoshi Starter Stages Peach's Castle Melee Bowser's Castle Mushroom Kingdom Melee Airship Sarasaland GB Yoshi's Island Melee Star Road Dire Dire Bay...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2022

we should put william s sessions in smash because he was in all the 90s arcade games

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2022

Most replayed is a lifesaver when the end of a sponsorship isn't in the description timestamps

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2022

I find it kinda funny that as soon as Nintendo stopped giving Kirby angry eyes on English box arts in response to fan mockery, fans started to take and push the "Kirby is a badass" idea completely seriously

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2022

Remember when RTV actually played reality shows?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2022

If a beat-em-up character got in Smash, I'd hope their stage has 3D as its gimmick. Hell for tap jump players and would probably require some moves to have their hitboxes reworked, but still a fun gimmick

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

I'm not a retributor, I'd usually have a staunch moral opposition to as much as giving as a £20 fine to my worst enemy, but god damn I hope the person who came up with the idea of distinguishing Japanese cartoons as "anime" is punished gravely for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

what does this thumbnail even mean

why would you be upset by bowser not using a gun

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

"It's just a kids show!" isn't a valid argument to dismiss something's quality, but there are completely valid uses for it - for example "Why didn't Steven Universe murder his mother?" or "Why does the Pikachu movie have fart jokes?"

Not to mention that a lot of people who criticise the "just a kids' show" argument tend to also use the exact same mentality when people want to discuss preschool shows (that aren't about British trains or Australian dogs), even in a non-critical lens.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

So, how much is the Ms. Pac-Man fee? I can understand the Ms. Pac-Man game being too much to pay for in Museum+, but the character?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2022

Monday's SMSB fighter job will be insane.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

i want to watch a video like those mario 64/paper mario alternate universe speedrun videos but for conkers bad fur day so theyre talking about how bad schlong jokes manipulate the space time continuum

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

We do not support #NationalSendANudeDay pic.twitter.com/XDU31ln9Zi
— Bad Piggies (@BadPiggies) May 19, 2016

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

why would you buy taunts in fall guys

when would you ever get to use those

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

I feel that if I was in charge of a Shredder's Revenge esque Simpsons Arcade sequel, I'd have the 3 extra playable characters be Flanders, Krusty, and Maggie (possibly in a pram, even though she's never been in one in canon to my knowledge). Itchy and Scratchy as another character if there's enough dev time for a fourth. I'd personally make Sideshow Bob the main villain, but Kang & Kodos or Hank Scorpio could work too (and either way Hank would be a boss at least, though I feel Kang & Kodos would be final boss or bust, maybe Bob appears to be the main villain but then Kang & Kodos usurp him at the last minute)

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

Were the pizza Xenomorphs a thing in the show?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

Life without E3 is wonderfully quiet.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

New little pluckies ninja protects game is good

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

I'll probably buy the Cuphead DLC once I've finished base game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 1, 2022

We're submitting a Mario Strikers stage! We're doing the layout and aesthetic seperately, so even if you have an idea for which arena to use but not the layout or vice versa, drop by!

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Two of Jimmy's alts are the cat/dog in his hair - you don't need to replace this taunt (I'd be happy for Jimmy T/P to get a second up taunt just for that costume, and just having the animal do some kind of extra animation would be fine too - I'm sure you can come up with your own workarounds...

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