I bet that in a decade's time, zoomers will be debating "Nick Brawl vs. Smash Ultimate" like how their ancestors debated CTR vs. Mario Kart
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Nathaniel Brandy's "How X TRIGGERS You!" videos are basically just your typical angry gamer schtick but with the basics of comedic timing replaced with a title that makes fun of PTSD victims.
I remember people saying that genetically, Hat Kid could be Mario and Peach's daughter - but I want to propose a counter-theory
Mario had a moustache in his early years - if we are to believe pre-pubescent facial hair is a genetic trait...
I googled "Donkey Kong Disney" to find out if I'm the only person who's noticed how Disney-esque the original DKC games are tonally... and found this.
I can't find the version of Amogus Bitcoin Bubble where Amogus has one eye instead of a visor. Help me.
The motion control dancing final bosses in WarioWare games are always inhumanly intense - they're not even hard, I usually get them first try, they're just... tense.
If Doomguy ever gets in Smash I really hope his stage is a retro stage.
Most instances where the word "sphere" is used are usually contexts where "ball" would be innapropriate.
I know this comes mere seconds off of a post about how we shouldn't worship higher-ups at mega corporations buuuuut...
Steam has banned all games that utilise blockchain tech, NFTs, or cryptocurrencies from the platform:https://t.co/eUl709uWzF pic.twitter.com/Lpp11rdJqJ
— Ryan T. Brown (on holiday!) 🎮🩷 (@Toadsanime) October 15, 2021
Putting Sakurai himself in Smash in any form - be it as a Spirit, meta-boss, playable fighter, whatever - would have a catastrophic effect on Smash and overall Nintendo fandom. We'd have wars between "worshippers" and "haters", (very just) cries of narcissism, Nintendo fans learning what "consumerism" and "idol worship" mean the hard way, those aforementioned fans and detractors turning sides... It'd be worse than Byleth, worse than the Waluigi AT, worse than Federation Force, worse than Grinch Leak, possibly even worse than SwSh, it'd be HELL.
PUT THE UGLY SUPERMAN IN THE DCEU
It's really sad how so many people like to warp the beautiful message of "different is good" into a more scummy "inequality is good" and vice versa.
Most things people use as evidence of "shared universes" seem more like evidence to the contrary.
The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/Batman "Tim Burton shared universe" example for one - if Smylex (poisonous gas) came before Smilex (toothpaste), why would the company making it want to be associated with the poison gas? and if Smilex came first why aren't they suing the Joker for ruining their good name?
My least favourite trope - like, at all - is the forgiveness bait and switch. You can have the protagonist do that against any kind of villain, no matter how cataclysmic their actions are or how little remorse they show, and it'll instantly make both the villain more symphatheitc and the "hero" significantly less sympathethic
I really hope Namco get the rights to Ms. Pac-Man back soon, her most recent design is the best she's looked in history. A lot more distinct from Pac with a perfectly 80s colour palette. Only thing I'd change is her eyebrows and possibly the specific shade of yellow.
If NFTs were my only viable way out of crippling debt that could starve me to death if unchecked, I'd happily starve.
The Despicable Me DS game is one of the most bizarre instances of early installment weirdness I know - you would never see Minions this varied in a modern day DM product.
These are not "fake" 3D platformers:
This is a fake 3D platformer:
NSO Expansion Pa(c)k is cheaper than I expected.
But that's more an insult than a compliment.
Geico is still calling Halloween "GEICOween"
Should we tell them?
"Subversive" social media account managers must be having a nightmare with NFTs - the hip, edgy teen-to-20s youth crowd they're aiming for (who may even be the ones writing the posts) DESPISE these "things" (if you can even call them that) but they can't meme about it because they know the CEOs see big bucks there.
Everybody talks about the 30 billion SpongeBobs, but let's not forget the 1.5 billion Mike Wazowskis needed to defeat Goku
I do believe the slower post-HAL Smash gameplay style has competitive potential, but neither Wii U nor Ultimate have really embraced the chess-like strategy such a playstyle would focus on. If Nintendo wants a competitive game (which it seems they don't), they should either go full Melee or make a distinctly slow-paced and strategic game.
EVIL BRITAIN BE LIKE
QUICK KILL THE QUEEN
The thing I hate about Seth Rogen DK isn't that it doesn't fit... but rather that it does fit and I'm uncomfortable with that reality.
If you got illegally sold Project M for money, does that make it a hack fraud?
To me the problem with non-game characters in Smash isn't "losing the focus" but rather that it'd give Nintendo a bigger monopoly over the platform fighter genre than they already have.
One of the main reasons people were hyped about Nick Brawl was because characters like SpongeBob, Aang, the Turtles, Ren & Stimpy, e.t.c. are popular enough (if not more so) to draw as much attention as Nintendo's cast of characters - that would've been lost if Goku got in Smash beforehand and SpongeBob was on the table.
Oh god... what does the one that isn't visual-only look like?
Since one of your most wanted fighters is the Creature thing you play as from E.V.O: Search for Eden.
How would it work as a fighter?
(Maybe Down Special makes you choose a body part to evolve in battle like a tail or horns?)
Going back to SSBU after Nick Brawl is tricky - but certainly not impossible. I'll probably focus on Nick for now.
I honestly think that if Nintendo were honest about their intentions with the Ballot Waluigi probably would've made it into base game.
I was looking up Sweet Cred (2000s UK candy brand with horrific mascots) and found instances of it being acknowledged by both Toby Fox and John Kricfaluski
I hate the fact that the Emoji Movie is technically a historical event.
The funny thing about this OOC Kingdom Hearts clip is that it's actually lifted directly from the original film - but they forgot so many of the essential details that get across "Pooh is going to sleep and dreaming" (the changing background, the score, Pooh's pyjamas even) that it comes off as an extremely weird and much more fantastic scenario.
Dh-WHO OWNS THE COPYRIGHT TO THIS? AND HOW DID THEY GET THE RIGHTS?
Bro, the Front Man's Mask from Squid Game looks like Andross from Star Fox SNES.
The new Aquaman show has really good character designs, but is really poorly animated. Reminds me a little of Green Lovers. -
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