Wario Wario Wario

I would like going to school if:

This was the teacher


This was the lunch


This was the uniform


This was the field trip

Remember: if you think a side-character starring in their own spin-off game makes them more important or worthy of a Smash spot, Pyoro is 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 more important and Smash-worthy than Bowser.

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These Duck Hunt Whatsapp stickers baffle me - it straddles the line between fanart and bootleg, I can't imagine why someone would make these unless it was for a profit, but they're clearly free to download.

Objective improvement.

Continuing from the Adventurer concept, imagine if one of it's alts was the Atari Jaguar cube. That'd be both the stupidest and coolest thing ever.

I would pay AAA price for something like this if I was confident a majority of profits would go to the fan devs featured.

I feel we're slowly seeing a comeback for the 90s ugly/experimental cartoon style, specifically on the internet, and that makes me extremely happy.

“What other people might think were ugly designs or ugly characters, we found beautiful. We were just trying to do something new.” -Arlene Klasky

If the cube/Adventurer from Atari Adventure got in Smash I think it'd be funny if half their alts had them hold the sword by the handle and the other half had them hold it by the blade - not sure if it'd work well with the hitboxes of sword moves, but Adventurer could have such a unique G&W-esque moveset the sword being entirely cosmetic despite being out at all time would be passable if not preferable - gives them a more recognisable silhouette at least.

I'm really trying not to set too high expectations, but I seriously have no clue what that Mario Sports trademark would be for if not Waluigi in Smash considering the new Mario Golf doesn't use a Mario Sports branding.

"Hey can you compose music for our new console's Mario Kart clone?"
"Sure, I'll do it once I'm back from crossing the Bermuda Triangle to slay Poseidon with my magical katana crafted from gorgon scales and powered by the strength of every child in Heaven."

People have been saying the wording "I work for Disney music" in the new Sora leak is too vague, but I cannot see any ambiguity here.

I like how Yoshi's Island is both falsely rumoured to have been made out of spite towards Donkey Kong Country and also was actually made out of spite towards the Yoshi puzzle games.

The lack of representation for pre-Pac-Man and crash-era gaming in Smash is kinda sad.

I like how half of these clips are really well chosen as perfect introductions to the characters, but then Sandy; Squidward; Mr. Krabs; and Plankton's clips are just them talking

Wario must pay for his sins.

Imagine this playing at EVO Finals

I got this video in my recommended and looking at just the thumbnail I thought it was a video essay

I see a lot of people suggest a live action trailer if Crash was in Smash. I am up for that under one condition: they license out Happy Together (or a cover of it, preferably the original though.)

I think I'd much rather Nick Brawl risk the beating-up-infants moral concern than use the All Growed Up versions of the Rugrats - it's like having "slow Sonic" in Smash, you're stripping the characters of their main defining trait that most if not all their moves would likely revolve around.

When I hear the name "Tommy Pickles", I think about the screwdriver, the ball, squirting his milk bottle, his indefatigable imagination - all those are things I'd want in a Nick Brawl moveset and AGU Tommy likely wouldn't provide. I guess he could have imagination-themed moves on virtue of being a filmmaker?? Doesn't really click for me.

There's tons of really good solutions to the dialema don't involve AGU too - my personal choice is Stu running around with Tommy in a baby carrier, with Stu being the one to take the blows and Tommy doing all the work, but I've also seen the Reptar Wagon thrown around which could be really fun (especially if it transformed into different types of vehicle through the power of imagination and all the babies were in it at the same time)

I have likely paid more money total for rereleases of Ristar than I have on food.

(I don't live alone yet.)

If you were to do a Drill Dozer movie adaptation, the cast could be comprised almost entirely of Tara Strong and Danny DeVito talking to themselves.

I kinda wish the Builder Mario alt was for Dr. Mario instead - the hard working blue-colour stats and animations of Doc would fit perfectly.

I've always felt Marty Ingels did the best voice for Pac-Man.

Mario-exclusive Smash roster.

Cursed search results,

If Hammer Bro. or Lakitu were in Smash they would be the Zonerist Zoners who ever Zoned.

I wouldn't be opposed to a one-franchise specific Smash spin-off - in fact "Super Smash Mario" or "Super Poké Bros." may be the best possible future for the series if Everyone is Here can't be replicated.

I would however be opposed to a specifically themed Smash spin off (Smash Sisters, Smash Villains, e.t.c.)

I like the implication that in the Mario universe, making a dimensional teleporter in a few seconds merely implies you may be skilled with electronics

In a world where literal infants can be doctors, ninjas, race car drivers, or game developers, that wouldn't be surprising.

Wario Wario Wario, we need to Talk RN!

While not confirmed by any means, it's very possible that CP11 will be Waluigi - and that thought both pleases and terrifies me.

I think it's really cool that Daisy's tan seems to be a permanent redesign. It's nice to give her a few more distinguishing traits from Peach and Rosa, and it's a small but rewarding callback for hardcore fans who know of Daisy being a desert land's princess and her earlier 3D designs. I don't really get the ethnic diversity chatter in this context (are tanned white women an oppresed minority?) but it's a fun piece of aesthetic diversity either way, and quite important for a character with a(n undeserved) bad reputation as a "lazy recolour".

If the NSO N64 controller was a Joy-Con instead of a pro-controller there would be at least one person who removes the handles, records themselves taking it off the Switch, and posts it to Twitter under the name "Neutering the Switch."

We Are Number One but every one is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer but every bee is replaced by Thneedville but every ville is replaced with The Nutshack intro but every Nutshack is replaced with Hotel Mario but all nouns are replaced with an episode of the Simpsons but every frame yellow is on screen is replaced with Shiny but every Shiny is replaced with Let it Go but every Go is replaced with the Pokémon intro but every Pokémon is replaced with the Fanboy and Chum Chum intro but every Chum is replaced with the full Bee Movie but every bee is replaced by Pen Pineapple Apple Pen but every pen is replaced by the full We Are Number One episode but every One is replaced with Joel's reaction to Grand Dad but every dad is replaced by Take on Me but every me is replaced by the full Jimmy Neutron movie but every Neutron is replaced by the entire Shrek movie but every adult joke is replaced by My Superhero Movie but every Movie is replaced by the entire Toy Story trilogy but every frame where green is on screen is replaced by Wall-E but every time Wall-E talks it's replaced with a episode of Family Guy but every cutaway gag is replaced by You're Welcome but every Welcome is replaced by YouTube Rewind 2016 but every time it's unfunny it's replaced by IM Meen but every verb is replaced by the SpongeBob movie but every proper noun is replaced by Osmosis Jones but every time it cuts to animation it's replaced by How Bad Can I Be but every time it says bad it's replaced by the Sonic X intro but every fast is replaced by Steamed Hams but every hams is replaced by The Lion King but every musical number is replaced by The Lord of the Rings trilogy

Google's recent advert lists "who can say wagwan?" as a question worth Googling - thus I decided to Google said question and... all I got was more people asking the same question.