Ben Holt

Day 3.
Random thing I like: Walmart. Wha?! A Communist that likes Walmart? Well yes. There's nothing in Communist theory against buying and selling things. That's a completely uneducated strawman that your grandparents were told. I love Walmart; I just want their workers to own the means of production rather than the owners and investors. Anyway, I love going into Walmart for condoms and cat food and coming out with a new grill equipped with an air fryer and a smoke drawer. It's like a mall without the empty hallways. So many memories at Walmart. It used to be my go-to place for buying video games. It is also where I bought all my Metallica and Ozzy CDs back in the day. I love the entire concept of No-BS one-stop shopping, and Walmart is the most common, so I like it! Also, my local Walmart has a Subway inside, which is awesome.

Random thing I dislike: Kids. Oof. Don't get it twisted; I LOVE the kids in my family. Even my neighbor's kids learned gaming from me. I'm always the "cool" family member, so the kids tend to gravitate toward me, and I even consciously give extra attention to the 3 to 7ish year olds, as the other adults give more attention to the babies. I still won't babysit, as that's when kids are at their worst. But I digress. Love my kids, but I can't stand YOUR kids. Kids are loud. Kids are annoying. Kids are gross. I worked as a janitor before, and kids are messy. They throw food. They puke. They piss. And the f***ing.... S***! Kids s*** entirely too much. And I always have to clean it up. Beyond that, kids touch everything with their sticky boogery fingers, say s*** that gets adults in trouble, and the world is so tailored to them. McDonald's is completely marketed to kids. Media is censored to be more kid friendly. Kids RUINED YouTube! I remember in 2006 when YouTube was newish and aimed at adults, but then kids got on the site and f***ed EVERYTHING up. Kids are the reason why Slayer isn't on the radio. Kids are the reason why YouTube demonitizes videos. Kids are the reason why sex is suppressed in public. Kids are the reason why Hooters girls are only skimpy and not naked. Kids are the reason why booze and tobacco are taboo. Goddamn! Can't stand those little miniature humans! If it weren't for kids, EVERY city would be Vegas. To hell with kids!

It's so f***ed how one bad memory can destroy a mood.
Well, there goes my 24 hour streak of not feeling s***ty.

The Fountain of Prosperity is nothing but a dream if only the privileged few may drink from it.

Nothing says "Never Again" like an armed Jew.

I'll be dead before I'm black bagged.

Just noticed no mods online!
Par-TAY!!!!!

We made The Hard Times:
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/disgraced-smash-bros-player-announces-hiatus-plans-to-main-self-for-a-little-while/
What's funny is that I read the title and thought it was a serious statement from a real player.

Day 2.
Random thing I like: Toilet humor. Yup, I'm 25 years old, and I still think farts, burps, wieners, and poop are funny. I even have a personal idiom for when I laugh, as a grown adult, at the sound of flatulence or wiener jokes. I say (usually while giggling), "sorry, I'm 12," whenever I'm in social situations and someone's fart makes me crack a grin that inevitably leads to me horse laughing while failing to contain myself. I can fart by myself and feel nothing, but if anyone's around, my adolescent in-STINKS come in.

Random thing I dislike: Coffee. Hate it. As a kid, my parents always drank their coffee black, which is the most disgusting way to drink coffee in the first place. But when I was around 16, I had it in my mind that coffee drinking was the "mature, adult" thing to do, so I tried several times to be a coffee person. I tried flavored coffees, iced coffees, etc. The basic idea was to drink so much cream and sugar to make my coffee taste as much NOT like coffee as possible. But by the time I was 18 and a legal adult, I realized that being an adult sucks, and so does coffee. I prefer either real adult drinks like whiskey or something naturally sweet without 55 packets of sugar like Gatorade or Pepsi. I like my coffee like a gay man likes his women; I don't like coffee.

Day 1.
Random thing I like: Clocks. Especially ornate clocks or funny clocks (like math clocks). I once went to a clock shop in Nashville with my brother to get my father's antique clock repaired. The sound of HUNDREDS of clocks ticking was the most pleasant sound imaginable. They were all set to random times, as the shopkeeper told me that when she had them all set properly, the hourly alerts sounded abysmally loud. But the random occasional ding just added a pleasing timbre to the sound of the ticking. Also, Tick Tock Clock is my second favorite Mario Kart track of all time after Rainbow Road SNES. The Mario 64 level is also top tier.

Random thing I dislike: Driving. I discovered this IMMEDIATELY after I turned 16. I was so excited to have the freedom and adventure of my first drive, but that quite literally wore down after one day. I was wanting so badly in the past to fly down the interstate, but when I drove from Louisville, Kentucky to Nashville, Tennessee (unrelated to the clock trip), I quickly realized that driving is a f***ing CHORE, especially if you're driving with someone that won't let you blast Heavy Metal at full volume. I was completely drained after that trip. Four hours of sitting on my ass too boring to be exciting, but too active to be relaxing. Too this day, I avoid driving whenever I can.

Random. For the next few days, I'm going to post a random like and dislike on my profile.

Top 10 Best Metal Records:
1. Master of Puppets - Metallica
2. Paranoid - Black Sabbath
3. Reign in Blood - Slayer
4. British Steel - Judas Priest
5. Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
6. Antichrist Superstar - Marilyn Manson
7. Iowa - Slipknot
8. Rust In Peace - Megadeth
9. Toxicity - System of a Down
10. Ace of Spades - Motörhead

I need a pizza and a foot rub.

An optimist believes that we live in the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that that is true.

What do you call someone who claims that Communism was/is as bad as Nazism?

A Holocaust denier.

Just not feelin' it today. T-T

On the completely off chance that we get a Mario Direct announcing Geno, Paper Mario, AND Waluigi for Smash, I'd actually demand Toad and Toadette as well.
You have no idea how much I love Mario (and platformers in general)!

So now the Trump Administration has actually sent unmarked vans to kidnap peaceful protesters to ID and fingerprint them.
But comparison to the Nazis is hyperbolic. Right?
All Americans MUST VOTE. Vote the leftmost candidate in EVERY RACE YOU CAN.
Whether it's a Neoliberal Centrist like Biden or open Socialists, you MUST vote, because a vote for Trump is a vote for death.
There is NO BOTTOM to the Republican Party's ****hole.

First, my girl ghosts me.
Then I get fired from my job.
Now my medicine gets lost in the mail.
Isn't life wonderful?
Fml.

A sickened mind and spirit.
The mirror tells me lies.
Could I mistake myself for someone who lives behind my eyes?
Will he escape my soul, or will he live in me?
Is he trying to get out or trying to enter me?

Voices in the darkness scream away my mental health.
Can I ask a question to help me save me from myself?
Enemies fill up these pages.
Are they me?
Monday through Sunday in stages.
Set me free!

Bad news: I got fired.
Good news: I can night drink again.

So, anyone wanna hear an oversimplified op-ed by a random self-educated neckbeard on how the fall of the United States can be traced back to Richard Nixon's administration and everything it normalized?

Life hack:
Wanna wake up early and naturally without all the morning sleepiness dragging you down?
Drink two 12 ounce bottles of water right before bed. Your bladder will wake you up naturally and peacefully.

Why am I so excited for Donkey Kong Country on SNES Online? It's not like I haven't been playing it since I've been 3 years old.

I want a Hi-Def SNES mod, but apparently it's near impossible due to how the SNES works.
Oh well. At least NES, N64, and GameCube have HD mods.

Did you ever think I'd get lonely?
Did you ever think that I needed love?
Did you ever think to stop thinking?
You're the only one that I'm thinking of.
You'll never know how hard I've tried to find my space and satisfy you too.
Things will be better when I'm dead and gone.
Don't try to understand knowing you.

Nationalism, Capitalism, and religion are the great evils of our time.
These are the tools used to divide and conquer.
We're living in Saudi America.

To know me is to hate me.

I'm just a naturally unhappy person.

Tired of b****ing upon deaf ears.
I don't want to be dead, per se; I just want to clock out from life in an unconscious state until things sort themselves out.

Good news: I get off for two days after today.
Bad news: I'm an alcoholic that hates his ****ing life.

Shadow, get your black feline ass off the goddamned table before I rip off your raptor claw-lookin' ****!

Government approved mass murder.
Digging you an early grave.
Sheep lined up behind the herder.
Convinced themselves that they are brave.
Tanks, grenades, and rocket launchers.
Killing for our corporate sponsors.
Fight to be victorious.
All violence is inglorious.
So send the killers off to war.

Amanda Dumi.

Pro tip:
When buying vanilla wafers, get the cheapest, most generic no-name brand you can.
The cheap ones have more air bubbles, and they soak up the milk so nicely.

YouTube ad: "Do you approve of Donald Trump?"
Me: "If I were an orangutan, and Dumbass Don was at my zoo, I'd chunk s*** at him until he left."

False rumors are extremely hurtful, especially if they involve every girl in your small town being in one Facebook gossip group, and someone, to get revenge on you, posts screenshots from 2012, when were a 17 year old Senior in High School, hitting on a 14 year old Sophomore, and passing it off as you today, when you are 25, to start rumors that you are a pedophile.

But why should a ******** sperg like me play victim? Yes, I'm a little weird. I handle social situations differently than most people.
But to use words like "weirdo" to accuse Autistic people like me and use it as ammo to spread rumors about us is just as hateful and bigoted as blaming crimes you've committed on two black teenagers, because that sounds plausible to the ears of bigots.

F*** you, Laurie.

Which foods best stimulate flatulence?

They say that if you cannot go a single day without thinking of someone, it means you love them.
But there are lots of people I think about every day, and I hesitate to EVER use the l-word to people unless I explicitly preface it as strictly platonic.

If I had $400 million, all my dreams could come true.
Or at least my dream of living in an airship.

Test: Sperg.