Link to original post: [drupal=2471]You wouldn't believe my job omg[/drupal]
My job is so ****ing unbelieveable, first i'll try to sum it up about the folks i work with:
First, there is this super-model wannabe chick. Yeah okay i admit it shes pretty hot but shes so mindless and dumb as a box of rocks and contributes nothing to help us in our line of work. I find it surprising she has enough brain power left to even breath
Second, Theres this chick thats just the complete opposite of her, she is honestly what i think like the smartest woman in the world with capable if she puts her mind to it to access any type of job she wants yet shes here with us, on a scale of 1-10 i'd give her a zero, i'm not even sure if i give her that high on the fact that i still question if she showers or not and i think shes a lesbian because every day we pass a hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
but the jewel of the crowd has to be this stoner guy. and this guy is more than just your average head pothead. IN fact he bakes before work, during work and EVEN after work its absolutely ridcious. He prolly hasn't been sober for the past 10 years and hes only 22 lol. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it all worse he brings his GIANT DUMB DOG in to work every day and i have to look at this Giant Great Dane walk around half stoned from secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes i even think its trying to talk from all the constant bellowing it does.
Also both of them are constantly hungry, Requiring mutiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king and such EVERY DAY OF WORK >.>
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff for random wierdos
i still can't believe this stoner went all out on the colors of my van tho, looks fruity as ****
My job is so ****ing unbelieveable, first i'll try to sum it up about the folks i work with:
First, there is this super-model wannabe chick. Yeah okay i admit it shes pretty hot but shes so mindless and dumb as a box of rocks and contributes nothing to help us in our line of work. I find it surprising she has enough brain power left to even breath
Second, Theres this chick thats just the complete opposite of her, she is honestly what i think like the smartest woman in the world with capable if she puts her mind to it to access any type of job she wants yet shes here with us, on a scale of 1-10 i'd give her a zero, i'm not even sure if i give her that high on the fact that i still question if she showers or not and i think shes a lesbian because every day we pass a hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
but the jewel of the crowd has to be this stoner guy. and this guy is more than just your average head pothead. IN fact he bakes before work, during work and EVEN after work its absolutely ridcious. He prolly hasn't been sober for the past 10 years and hes only 22 lol. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it all worse he brings his GIANT DUMB DOG in to work every day and i have to look at this Giant Great Dane walk around half stoned from secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes i even think its trying to talk from all the constant bellowing it does.
Also both of them are constantly hungry, Requiring mutiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king and such EVERY DAY OF WORK >.>
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff for random wierdos
i still can't believe this stoner went all out on the colors of my van tho, looks fruity as ****
