You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

[Crook]

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[o-Serin-o]

 

[Mike G]

 

[D0N]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVqMnbg4Ni0&feature=player_embedded

 

[Mota]

 

[TheLastCacely]

-DEAD-

why? just.... why?

 

[Mike G]

 

[Mike G]

 

[NinjaFoxX]

 

[Mike G]

You: Hello, friend

Stranger: asl
You: My name is Michael.
You: I am a prototype AI for omegle.
Stranger: are u a girl
You: I am to engage in conversation with persons using the Omegle chat site.
You: How are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





nsfw

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'.
Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hey, I'm 17,m,uk, and looking for a girl of any age to satisfy my sex fantasies in cybersex roleplay
You: you ****ing **** ill kill you
Stranger: Steady on there big hoss
You: you said any age
Stranger: Don't strain yourself getting up
You: youre gonna **** 7 year old girls!?
You: huh!?
You: YOU PRICK!
Stranger: Dude, any age within reason
You: ....oh
Stranger: Like 16+
You: right.
Stranger: You read The Daily Mail don't you?
You: no
You: LET THE ROLEPLAY....COMMENCE!
Stranger: Asl?
You: I'm am Peter Perefer...the hardest rabbit in the western forest.
Stranger: Right...
You: And one morning I set out, looking for a horny sex partner...and then I bumped into you...
Stranger: Uh...
You: A cunning young squirrel ready to bust a nut anytime.
Stranger: That's me
You: So I hopped on you and started violating your a** with large rocks and other objects one would find in a forest.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: This is a new one
You: You screamed out as you ****ed everywhere. YEEEEEEEEEEEES I Screamed as your **** landed in my eye.
Stranger: I'm a pretty good shot no?
You: And then...I started licking the **** from your matted fur, every lick tasting more and more of your precious squirrel spunk.
Stranger: This is wierd
You: **** YOU NO ITS NOT
You: ILL TELL YOU WHATS WEIRD.
Stranger: Gay furry?
You: SEXUAL INTERCOUSE BETWEEN TWO CONSENTING ADULTS IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION.
You: THAT **** IS JUST ****ED UP
Stranger: HAHAAHAH
Stranger: You sir, are a highly skilled troll

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi
You: Can I tell you...
Stranger: sure
You: My ***** is extremely wet.
Stranger: so is mine is that okay?
You: Is is okay if we use english accents for this little sceneario?
Stranger: absolutely
You: and can be crabs?
You: we*
Stranger: do crabs have ****ies?
You: I don't know but just imagine an english crab....
Stranger: okay continue
You: with what?
Stranger: youre strange
You: bro you were willing to have english crab sex....

lol i r bored

 

[o-Serin-o]

The first collapsed convo ****ing destroyed me.

 

[Vts]

Spoiler

http://www.banksy.co.uk/outdoors/images/TABLE/table_bgrd_12_5USA.jpg

page breaking also its very different way of art

 

[Mike G]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

Louis C. K. is the ****.

To anybody who hasn't seen his comedy, see it.

 

[Player-3]

i didn't laugh at ebay

i wat'ed

really really really hard

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi i'm egyptian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mota]

 

[Crook]

 

[NinjaFoxX]

yeah, pretty much that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGn1Ap14Nd8

 

[o-Serin-o]

 

[o-Serin-o]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szgT0OhMjAI&feature=related

 

[AfroQT]

jesus christ mc killa with more gold

 

[Suspect]

lmfao

 

[bobjrsenior]

Troll physics. Yay!!!

 

[Turazrok]

 

[Moophobia]

arthuuurrrrr

 

[Turazrok]

Avatar match now.

 

[Dark Sonic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beF0LTvbdfw&feature=player_embedded

OMG Super Bowl Commercial

 

[Mota]

 

[OverLade]

jkhjhkjgghfgyddsffkjhlkjoiytuytrtydfjhhk

 

[bobjrsenior]

Did anyone else watch the Puppy Bowl VII?

 

[ChKn]

^I did lol.

 

[Pi]

^seems legit

 

[D0N]

Spoiler

 

[Mike G]

 

[Kaffei]

Omegle

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: du helOoO
Stranger: hi
You: how u doin today
Stranger: nice
Stranger: just woke up
Stranger: u
You: oooooooooo
You: wat time is it @ ur place righ now?
Stranger: ur name
You: my name worq gui
Stranger: 11:10 pm
Stranger: ur from
You: likasombooooooOoOoOoDEEE
You: u wake ahp so late!
You: u sleep late las night ?
Stranger: yeah ........
You: wat u do all night
Stranger: watching the match
You: u party do the vroom vroom
You: wat match
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah wa
You: y
You: wat*
You: u do the vroom vroom?
Stranger: real madrid match
You: i duno wat dat mean
You: can u explan to me?
Stranger: wat
You: wat is da madrid match
Stranger: its a footboal match
Stranger: wats is the time in ur place
Stranger: now
Stranger: wat u r doin
You: righ now??? is 12:44 AM todei walao
You: i tok to u!
Stranger: nethin else
You: no i am verry tired and v err bored
Stranger: y
You: cus my friend dun wan vroom vroom me
Stranger: wats that vroom-vroom
You: u no
You: the vroom vroom
You: u put the thing up du butt
You: BOOM!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so how much big that was
You: how 2 say
You: it is too small u no? i am verry emabrabrss
You: du helo?
Stranger: so y why did u go to that guy
You: ooooo
Stranger: u should havee tried some other guy
You: cus he so manly u no? the voice and the big big working arm
You: he name was tyronne
Stranger: ur age
You: 24 todei
Stranger: so u have a nice body right
You: no is a noob body
Stranger: wats ur fig configuration
You: du wat?
Stranger: means like 38-24-38 or something else
You: i duno wat u say to me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me exlpain
Stranger: wats ur size
You: of wat?
You: u wan my nose
You: my ear
You: my belly button
You: i duno wat u wan todei
Stranger: little lower
You: my shoe
You: my anoose
You: u wan my anoose?
Stranger: not that low
You: anoose too low? how high u wan bic booi
Stranger: i mean little low than ur belly
You: ya!! my anoose
Stranger: nd bit upper than ur lages
You: wat
You: i duno wat is lages???
Stranger: ok leav that
You: ok
Stranger: tell me 4 how much time u have been doin this
You: wat is this
You: u mean the talk of on the omelge?
Stranger: vroom-vroom
You: ooo the vroom vroom
Stranger: with ur guy
You: which guy
You: there was many guy u no????/
Stranger: so u have a group sex
You: noononoonononoonononnononon
Stranger: wat that mean
You: i mean da other ppl u no? they mean to mean so i make them shoo away ok
You: then i find the other bic boi oooo
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so...........
Stranger: u r a student or wat
You: of cos!
Stranger: nice
You: i go to the longwood college
Stranger: hey do u have orkut or facebook account
You: wat is du orkut
Stranger: a social network
You: i dun use du facebook cus my teacher keep follow me verry scary u no?
Stranger: like the facebook
You: ya no have
Stranger: u have mail id
You: ya is
You: hold on verry long
You:*********************************@hotmail.com
You: it is real email u dun worry haha
Stranger: urmail id is this big
Stranger: oh
You: du yez
You: o shiet
You: it is 1am
You: i haff to go do the sleep now
Stranger: ok
You: nice tok u! verry nice boy
Stranger: it was nice to talk with u
Stranger: gd ni8
You: bye bye
You have disconnected.

Not that funny, but lmao..

 

[BSL]

"Heck, there's even a button that just says MATH. What does it do?! I thought all of these buttons did that. Looks like you have quite an adventure ahead of you..."

Lost. So. ****ing. Hard.

That omegle was a pain to read...

 

[Mike G]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: du helOoO
Stranger: hi
You: how u doin today
Stranger: nice
Stranger: just woke up
Stranger: u
You: oooooooooo
You: wat time is it @ ur place righ now?
Stranger: ur name
You: my name worq gui
Stranger: 11:10 pm
Stranger: ur from
You: likasombooooooOoOoOoDEEE
You: u wake ahp so late!
You: u sleep late las night ?
Stranger: yeah ........
You: wat u do all night
Stranger: watching the match
You: u party do the vroom vroom
You: wat match
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah wa
You: y
You: wat*
You: u do the vroom vroom?
Stranger: real madrid match
You: i duno wat dat mean
You: can u explan to me?
Stranger: wat
You: wat is da madrid match
Stranger: its a footboal match
Stranger: wats is the time in ur place
Stranger: now
Stranger: wat u r doin
You: righ now??? is 12:44 AM todei walao
You: i tok to u!
Stranger: nethin else
You: no i am verry tired and v err bored
Stranger: y
You: cus my friend dun wan vroom vroom me
Stranger: wats that vroom-vroom
You: u no
You: the vroom vroom
You: u put the thing up du butt
You: BOOM!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so how much big that was
You: how 2 say
You: it is too small u no? i am verry emabrabrss
You: du helo?
Stranger: so y why did u go to that guy
You: ooooo
Stranger: u should havee tried some other guy
You: cus he so manly u no? the voice and the big big working arm
You: he name was tyronne
Stranger: ur age
You: 24 todei
Stranger: so u have a nice body right
You: no is a noob body
Stranger: wats ur fig configuration
You: du wat?
Stranger: means like 38-24-38 or something else
You: i duno wat u say to me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me exlpain
Stranger: wats ur size
You: of wat?
You: u wan my nose
You: my ear
You: my belly button
You: i duno wat u wan todei
Stranger: little lower
You: my shoe
You: my anoose
You: u wan my anoose?
Stranger: not that low
You: anoose too low? how high u wan bic booi
Stranger: i mean little low than ur belly
You: ya!! my anoose
Stranger: nd bit upper than ur lages
You: wat
You: i duno wat is lages???
Stranger: ok leav that
You: ok
Stranger: tell me 4 how much time u have been doin this
You: wat is this
You: u mean the talk of on the omelge?
Stranger: vroom-vroom
You: ooo the vroom vroom
Stranger: with ur guy
You: which guy
You: there was many guy u no????/
Stranger: so u have a group sex
You: noononoonononoonononnononon
Stranger: wat that mean
You: i mean da other ppl u no? they mean to mean so i make them shoo away ok
You: then i find the other bic boi oooo
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so...........
Stranger: u r a student or wat
You: of cos!
Stranger: nice
You: i go to the longwood college
Stranger: hey do u have orkut or facebook account
You: wat is du orkut
Stranger: a social network
You: i dun use du facebook cus my teacher keep follow me verry scary u no?
Stranger: like the facebook
You: ya no have
Stranger: u have mail id
You: ya is
You: hold on verry long
You:*********************************@hotmail.com
You: it is real email u dun worry haha
Stranger: urmail id is this big
Stranger: oh
You: du yez
You: o shiet
You: it is 1am
You: i haff to go do the sleep now
Stranger: ok
You: nice tok u! verry nice boy
Stranger: it was nice to talk with u
Stranger: gd ni8
You: bye bye
You have disconnected.

Not that funny, but lmao..

I giggled

Ownagepranks with Ranga ftw

 

[BSL]

Lost to mike's undeniable pop-up.

 

[JTB]

"Are you a bad enough dude to do math on this thing?"

LOL

 

[Curlz]

I think I may know that kid. *-*