Unfortunetly, his cuteness doesnt make up for his retardedness in mama luigi.
Hey, he has the right to question why has to go to bed so soon.
Also, some facts about Yoshi I found on
Wikipedia:
Before lowering his self-worth the videogame arena, Yoshi was a self-taught & self-respected
Snuff Film artist.
Like all creatures who have stared in Platform games, Yoshi's are regularly accused of being fascistic. This is because the end of level 'goal' is located at the extreme right of the playing area.
They are known to throw their children at enemies, killing both. Caution is advised.
They are techological unadvanced, seen living in basic huts, but be warned: they are known to wield Sniper Rifles to compensate for a lack of long-range combat. Recently, the green Yoshi (mario's friend) has gotton his hands on an Imperial Star Destroyer that doesn't suffer form power sortages.
They were cloned by
Dr. Von Fungi utilizing an ancient egg found by his team of scientists.
If you hit a yoshi on the neck HARD, it will stick out it's tongue and consume anything that touches it. Including nuclear warheads.
Certain species of Yoshi are actually talking green Motorcycles.
A bunch of Yoshis have diabetes (usually type 2).
In Soviet Russia, Yoshi rides YOU!
Any Yoshis seen in the wild should be approached with caution. It is widely known that they bite extremities.
Yoshis are difficult to have human relation talks with.
The Green Yoshi that is a good friend of Mario (sometimes known as simply Yoshi or Super Dragon Yoshi) doesn't have HIV/AIDS or diabetes.
Yoshis can breath fire if they eat red turtles. That has caused several large forest fires. They may also cause large, high powered earthquakes after eating yellow shells.The latter has lead to the destruction of Tokyo, Nintendotown, Atlatas, and Segaville. Yoshis spout wings if they eat blue turtles. The latter was used by a yoshi who had too much to drink and caused hurricane Katrena to happen.
Pink Yoshi is not gay. Not gay.(YES HE IS)(NO HES NOT!)(OH YES HE IS AND YOU CAN SUCK IT!)(Pink Yoshi has gotten with more female super-models than you can ever fantasize about)(So he's bi. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it...?)
Some people believe that all yoshis are originated from the mother yoshi, Mario's friend, this is believed because when Mario and yoshi fell down a large hole (true) they were there for a few hours with an easy way to get out. It is unknown why it took them so long to get out. DR.Mario has discovered that on the underside of every yoshi's tail there is a small capitol 'M'.
It has been recently discovered by the leading scientific minds that the eggs Yoshis throw at their enemies, friends, family members, and allies are actually choked full of Twinkie Cream...or at least something that looks and tastes like Twinkie Cream. -cough-
The sound Yoshis make is actually the
sound of
angry Belgians having a fight with a
washing machine.
The round shape at the end of a Yoshi's tounge is NOT FOR EATING TOMATOES!It's for eating ORPHANS!