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Xyro's Samus: The Green Lesbian: Returns

DAlegendarysamus

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mister lesbian

I would get mad at that comment you said " you recall i was not too bad" If i didnt take in consideration for the Brawl disease alot of you ppl have been diagnosed with lol.
Its like once ppl do decent or even good in brawl since they was getting thier **** reck in melee lol they tend to just ****ing neurolize the memory of melee they had out of thier minds lol. This guy said was not too bad wow. Anyways on that ps you put i wont beat you and tudor ok lol lets see you and tudor seem like the bootlegged wes and hugs of brawl so since my all time samus revival hugs is deceased i will have to get in the middle of this and just **** both of you up claiming my title back once more. WES WILL BE COMING BACK TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!!!
 

Crystanium

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So, are you Wes? Or did Wes tell you that he was going to be coming back? Well, whoever you are, if you want to get your title back, you'd better attend tournaments and place better with Samus than Tudor or Xyro. And this is strictly Samus. No one else.
 

Xyro77

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I would get mad at that comment you said " you recall i was not too bad" If i didnt take in consideration for the Brawl disease alot of you ppl have been diagnosed with lol.
Its like once ppl do decent or even good in brawl since they was getting thier **** reck in melee lol they tend to just ****ing neurolize the memory of melee they had out of thier minds lol. This guy said was not too bad wow. Anyways on that ps you put i wont beat you and tudor ok lol lets see you and tudor seem like the bootlegged wes and hugs of brawl so since my all time samus revival hugs is deceased i will have to get in the middle of this and just **** both of you up claiming my title back once more. WES WILL BE COMING BACK TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!!!
Plz do, i doubt you will stay with her but plz try


wait, wes? dear god......i just remembered you. i hope you really do main samus now.
 

n00b

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**** if that's Wes I hope he doesn't take it too hard when he discovers Wes jabbing is impossible in this game. :[ Cuz that was seriously the coolest mindgame stuff to do with Samus. :p
 

Crystanium

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**** if that's Wes I hope he doesn't take it too hard when he discovers Wes jabbing is impossible in this game. :[ Cuz that was seriously the coolest mindgame stuff to do with Samus. :p
Mind telling me what this jabbing technique was?
 

hyperstation

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'Atta boy, Wes, 'atta boy.

Wes has been farting around with Sonic in Brawl, but we all know he's a Samus main below all that blue fur and sh*t. I should mention, though, his Sonic still whooped my Ganon in pools at the first new play'n'trade weekly a while ago in NY. Come back to Samus, Wes. We all love and miss you. Watching your Samus and PC Chris's Ganon during the Melee daze was literally a turning point in my Smash life. :cry:

All Wessed Up v2.0 . BELIEVE.

PS- Wes, your Sonic is gonna get ***** next time we play. This is yr boy DAD telling you how it's gonna be. :lick:
 

DAlegendarysamus

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"Be so empty without me "- EM

well sorry to burst your bubble but since when does going all that character in the tournament make u the best lol. think about it ****ing nl ****ing doesnt go all diddy when he enters tournaments and he is called the best diddy. i think the best is when that person can beat players that other ppl that use the same character cant thats what makes them better or the best. And dad tell mom i am back lol and we will play again dad that was when i was playing with sonic barely play me now when i play with him alot more as a really main.
 

hyperstation

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well sorry to burst your bubble but since when does going all that character in the tournament make u the best lol. think about it ****ing nl ****ing doesnt go all diddy when he enters tournaments and he is called the best diddy. i think the best is when that person can beat players that other ppl that use the same character cant thats what makes them better or the best. And dad tell mom i am back lol and we will play again dad that was when i was playing with sonic barely play me now when i play with him alot more as a really main.
It's on, homie. 2009 is the year of Team PARENTS.
 

MRS1

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Haha DAD clued me in. Yeah we need to shut these west coasters down Wes, show them that NY is really planet Xebes and we arnt leaving till it blows up. Forget Brawl you already shut em down with that signature trash talking. Ok MOM's gonna have to get the trash talk going too here I go:

Your mommas so samus if I beat her in under two hours her clothes fly off

ok hmm not quite the same, something missing there. Seriously though we'll get some Samus dittos going at Bronx training, wes
 

Xyro77

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this video froze my browser when i found out kosk was a CPU....
WHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!! thats been happning to o many people. i wonder why.

ROFL you video was awesome. The music made me laugh so hard. Why is this your last combo video?
cause samus doesnt really have anything left to discover. all thats left is stage tricks.
 

DAlegendarysamus

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WHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!! thats been happning to o many people. i wonder why.



cause samus doesnt really have anything left to discover. all thats left is stage tricks.

LOL this game is still new what u mean she doesnt have anything left to be discovered you guyz are jumping the gun a lil bit too quick i will find something watch OPEN YOUR EYES KIDDIES.
 

Xyro77

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LOL this game is still new what u mean she doesnt have anything left to be discovered you guyz are jumping the gun a lil bit too quick i will find something watch OPEN YOUR EYES KIDDIES.
if im wrong ill admit it. as of now though, there really isnt anything left IMO.
 

sMexy-Blu

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Xyro Roll'd ROFL

My browser froze too... I guess Xyro hacked us all....

Btw im that random guy on the BN chat, Xyro you prob don't rem me. ;)

DAYYUUM!! TASTY!!
 

Mars-

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Wes has a very good samus last I played him. Don't jump the gun on how good wes is just because he hasn't been playing doesn't mean he doesn't have the knowledge to pick it up again.
 

Orichalcum

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It would be cool to see WES playing brawl. He was my idol the time i started playing melee
 
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