Wreck-It Bowser

[Flayl]

About Rage, this was posted on a forum I go to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lEkXQM6Iaw

 

[B!squick]

If only there was more to driving besides getting from point A to point B. I guess there's also killing bandits along the way, but unless you need the credits to upgrade your car, there's not much reason to do even that.

 

[B!squick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEVaFlnVrI&feature=relmfu

XD *subscribes*


EDIT to avoid triple posting: Well, I'm officially done playing Rage now I think. With gameplay this tedious, with a "story" this forgettable, with an absolutely baffling lack of an autosave, I finally found a bug. And not just any bug mind you, this was the kind that kept me from continuing on with the level.

Shockingly this bug happened as a result of poor design. I was on my very first escort mission. I cleared the area of bad guys. I opened the path to another portion of said area where next linear hallway would most likely open... once the NPC I was escorting got there. Needless to say, he didn't feel like moving no matter how many explosive crossbow bolts I shot at his feet. As well, after retracing my steps back through the stage in the hopes of leaving the way I came in to see if that would help, I found the path blocked. Oh sure, Rage can always find the time to bar the path to back tracking through it's linear levels, but auto saving? Pfft.

This is mission was also the next one after the first stage I actually liked. The place was called Dead City and it actually had atmosphere. There was creepy noises and music. Mutants (Rage's Feral Ghouls/zombies) would jump out and attack me from random directions. Blood would drip from throbbing, flesh covered walls. And right when I entered the area I heard and felt the foot steps of something... BIG... Later I caught the barest glimpse of something... BIG... as it rounded the corner around a building that was barely bigger than it was... again I catch another glimpse, this time I get enough of a look to notice that I didn't even come up to his *** level... and I was about two stories up... At one point, upon entering a room, a hand the size of a minivan reaches down through a hole in the ceiling. Once I found the rocket launcher I made sure to save and sure enough, I got to fight the creature... and continue on with the level. Which was much more boring now. I was no longer moving slowly due to the tense atmosphere at this point. I had just fell a man roughly the size of the Sears Tower, I'm pretty sure those dudes jumping out from behind blind corners are not going to faze me.

Game News: Who else is stoked that Mass Effect 3's multiplayer will have an effect on getting the best ending!.... Anybody?.... I didn't think so.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf0APiR5anQ&feature=BFa&list=SPA577A218240E173D&lf=list_related

 

[Cassius.]

we should make a bowser skype group yo.

just a thought.

or are chris and me the only ones who have skype.. ;-;

 

[Scatz]

I got a skype, but don't talk too often on it. I'll chat with Yoshi's when I have time, but I'm mainly doing stuff. Add me though depending on what ya do.

 

[Phiddlesticks]

i gots skype

 

[Flayl]

I have Skype but barely use it.

 

[Zigsta]

Skype group would be cool. I'm on pretty often.

 

[Cassius.]

k well..let's get this rolling then:

get on skype whenever you feel like it and add me:

AliG129

once i get enough people i'll make it once im clear for college apps..

 

[B!squick]

*groans heavily* Whaaaaaaaat?..... Ugh. More A Game of Thrones ranting when I finish this thing up. I'm almost done with it and I think I'm going to have to run out and buy Neverwinter Book II afterwards.

 

[Zigsta]

I'm Zigsta_film.

 

[Cassius.]

Zigsta, I already have you you dope.

I'm talking about these other guys. lol

 

[Zigsta]

Zigsta, I already have you you dope.

I'm talking about these other guys. lol

Oh, d'oh. XD

 

[Z'zgashi]

I have Skype.

 

[Dumbfire]

Added you.

 

[Z'zgashi]

Btw, if you had a bowser skype group, I would join in and be active in it. I usually alwas I have skype open in the background when Im on my laptop, which im on 90% of the time Im not at work, and I usually am playing a game like LoL or something, so I get on Skype in between games and while Im dead waiting for respawn.

 

[Flayl]

My new avatar: The Bowser of the "Dawn of War" series.

 

[B!squick]

Okay. Things got a little shakey there at the end, but I'll admit, I found the ending shockingly good and fulfilling. Sure sucks to be Varys, lol.

 

[MrEh]

I have skype and use it on and off.

Let us talk about Hawaiian shores and my many adventures.

 

[Flayl]

So do you BBR fellas really think Bowser is worse at the Wario matchup than Ganondorf? I... just...

 

[B!squick]

@MrEh; Are they misadventures and are they fabulous?

OH! John Dies At The End! Another great book that I thought of just now because they're making it into a movie.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19477_john-dies-at-end-teaser-trailer.html

^ That's the cover, by the way.

 

[Zigsta]

So do you BBR fellas really think Bowser is worse at the Wario matchup than Ganondorf? I... just...

I personally don't think so.

 

[Mr. game and watch]

Not in BBR but I'll answer that as yes.
Ganon and wario is arguably even.
Dat GR>Fsmash

 

[Flayl]

Bowser has dat GR>UAir

 

[Z'zgashi]

When the hell will Ganon ever grab Wario tho. Ganon has such a microscopic grab range, not to mention Ganon has no mobility while Wario runs curcles around him, and it's already hard as hell to grab Wario as is.

 

[Dre89]

He has a pretty good pivot grab range if that counts, and that's pretty much the only way any good Ganondorf will ever try to grab someone apart from sideb.

 

[B!squick]

You guys should play City of Heroes with me. I need friends to play with on there.

 

[Z'zgashi]

He has a pretty good pivot grab range if that counts, and that's pretty much the only way any good Ganondorf will ever try to grab someone apart from sideb.

Compared to his standing and dash grab its pretty good, yes. Compared to the rest of the cast though, its still bottom half, possible bottom third or fourth.

 

[Mr. game and watch]

Ganon punishes. I've almost beat my brothers wari because I got 2 grab release KOs.
Just gotta punish.

Ganon has his ways, just have to be good with him!

 

[Z'zgashi]

Go play a good Wario like Ally or Krystedez or someone with Ganny and I dare you during the entire set to get one grab. I doubt it'll happen. Wario players are extremely cautious about getting grabbed, more so that probably any other character in the entire game, not to mention they have more than enough tools to avoid grabs.

 

[Player-1]

fonz beat blue rogue, just sayin'

 

[Zigsta]

Ganon can only beat Wario if he plays aggro. If Wario runs, Ganon's screwed. Same for Bowser.

 

[Mr. game and watch]

My brother times me out a good bit too.

Yeah P1 is right, Fonz did beat Blue Rogue with ganon in bracket, and had I think two GR KO's

Warios are good at not getting grabbed.
Doesn't mean it's impossible to grab them.

 

[Phiddlesticks]

as an expert on all three characters, i can proudly say that

Spoiler

i am an expert on all three characters

 

[B!squick]

There goes Phiddlesticks. An important part of any discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_bpYYzJwCA&feature=related

 

[DiSQO_BuNNY]

Bowser for president. Photoshop it.

10photoshopits

 

[Cassius.]

why photoshop it when there are like 50 pictures of that on the internet...

 

[DiSQO_BuNNY]

why photoshop it when there are like 50 pictures of that on the internet...

I am unaware of this.

 

[Dumbfire]

^ http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmrrgosJe1qc2eojo1_500.jpg

 

[DiSQO_BuNNY]

^ http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmrrgosJe1qc2eojo1_500.jpg

Meh. Not sure I like it as much. I think I'll just make my own.