Yokai
Smash Ace
Basically, post the best jokes you have.
Disclaimer: Racism, Sexism, Any other ism (such as jism) in this thread is not to be taken seriously and is intended only for hilarity.Protip: generalisations are funny. In keeping that in mind,
Whats the difference between my mum and a park bench?
Park bench can support a family.
"Dracula walks into a bar, he wanders up to the bar tender, Bill, and askes in his romanian accent 'May I please have a mug of boiling water?'. Bill respondes with a simple 'sure thing' and walks out the back of the bar to put the kettle on. Midway through pouring the water, Bill starts to wonder why on earth dracula, a vampire, would want to have water? as dracula usually only drinks blood.
Bill returns to dracula and says 'whats with the boiling water today?', dracula smiles at this, and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a long string, and then a tampon. The tampon had been used and was still covered in blood. Dracula turns to bill and says 'Im making tea'.
Disclaimer: Racism, Sexism, Any other ism (such as jism) in this thread is not to be taken seriously and is intended only for hilarity.Protip: generalisations are funny. In keeping that in mind,
Whats the difference between my mum and a park bench?
Park bench can support a family.
"Dracula walks into a bar, he wanders up to the bar tender, Bill, and askes in his romanian accent 'May I please have a mug of boiling water?'. Bill respondes with a simple 'sure thing' and walks out the back of the bar to put the kettle on. Midway through pouring the water, Bill starts to wonder why on earth dracula, a vampire, would want to have water? as dracula usually only drinks blood.
Bill returns to dracula and says 'whats with the boiling water today?', dracula smiles at this, and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a long string, and then a tampon. The tampon had been used and was still covered in blood. Dracula turns to bill and says 'Im making tea'.