Wish Corruptor

[Jonkku]

Granted, but your teacher/employer doesn't take "Someone on the internet told me I didn't need to do my work" as a good excuse.

I wish Raf tried if that excuse works.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish Super Tim Allen Land existed. Then, there would be no wars.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but the game stinks

I wish I didn't have this annoying song was stuck in my head

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, this will be: http://grunts.ytmnd.com/

I wish I didn't do that.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you do it later.

I wish I had fluffy pillows to sleep on.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The pillows are stuffed with a fluffy form of anthrax though...

I wish AP US History did not exist.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You are now taking Super AP US History.
I wish more people liked history.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Everyone on the entire planet becomes interested only in history, thus resulting in a lack of jobs needed in the dapartments of health, science, technology, etc. This in turn, causes the end of the world.

I wish I had a good reason for being up this late.

 

[kirbywizard]

Granted but it's already the morning.



I wish I could change my body into anyone I want, at any given time.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you become Ditto. If you laugh, you'll lose your concentration and your form would get weird lol. Plus, you won't remember people's special techniques, LIKE EATING.

I wish I can be a ninja

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, but you're a one off character in a Japanese movie and the samurai kills you.

I wish that everything that says they have 0g trans fat, has one gram of trans fat.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but things that have 1 trans fat, have none. ;3

I wish for awesome smartness

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, you become Stephen Hawking. With AIDS.

I wish that people couldn't ever come back to life in Marvel Comics, except Jean Grey and Mr. Immortal.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, no one has to come back to life, as no one will ever die ever again in a Marvel comic. Can't have people dying in Disney, you know.

I wish Disney wouldn't foop Marvel up.

Spoiler

Yes, I am extremely biased against Disney (of today, '80s/'90s Disney was okay, but after 2000 came, they have slowly started to go down in a flaming trainwreck which involves blimps).

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted. No corruption. Your wish is perfect in every way.

Actually yes corruption. Disney is killed by Marvel. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!

I wish for a new computer. A good one. Windows preferably. And is a laptop.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, the OS is Windows 3.1, it's a laptop (that's a corruption in itself), but it doesn't have a battery (or even a slot for one), so you need to have it plugged in all the time..

I wish I could slow down time, and then still move in normal speed. (Which would show to others as super fast of course)

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, but you're super impatient and become imprisoned in magma by the government because you couldn't wait long enough for your netflix movie and blew up a neighborhood.

I wish genies were mind readers and weren't literal nor *******es.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, they read the wrong parts of your mind.

I wish for edible food.

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, but you hate the taste of the food that has no nutritional value.

I wish the Game and Watch boards were a bit more active.

 

[ranmaru]

NO.

I wish this internetz at this college didn't block sites...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but your screen gets taken over by porn pop-up ads.

 

[Hive Mind]

NO.

Sigh...



I wish everyone wasn't on the smash workshop all the time.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, there on top of you.

I wish my I didn't procrastinate.

 

[Hive Mind]

Ouch.

Granted, you work all the time to get things you predict you need to do done and die from neurotic paralysis due to that overwork.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you wish to grant my wish.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, but the recursion eats you out of existence.

I wish my SWF name was colored periwinkle.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get made fun of because of it.

I wish my irl friends played brawl with me.

 

[nux23]

granted, but you never ever win. ever...

I wish for more peanuts

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, they're stuffed in your mouth and your jaw breaks because of it.

I wish I knew what irl meant

In real life?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you learn what it means... in real life.

I wish I had the complete Star Wars Saga on DVD.

 

[Hive Mind]

Granted, they are all pirated and you are arrested for possession of them
I wish I could watch the Shawshank Redemption

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but you cant relate to any one cause they have noclue what it is and they don't care.

I wish for CHARMANDER!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it evolves into Charmeleon.

 

[ranmaru]

I wish you had a wish. :3

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted

I wish that wishes weren't required to continue this game.

 

[The Dinkoman]

*TIME PARADOX*

I wish for wish boxes to expand enormously.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but hit boxes are not required.

I wish I knew what I meant

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, It's disgusting

I wish I could've seen "Digimon: the Movie" in theaters

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, the ticket cost u $672.36

I hope Nintendo makes a 3D Yoshi game.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it'll be out in the year 3,913,086,547,222,098,857.

I wish my air conditioner was working.