Wish Corruptor

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but it turns around on you and kills you.

I wish I wasn't fat.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but you're thinner than Mr. G&W.

I wish DS games weren't pirated as much.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get hit in teh face w/ a garden weasel

i wish 4 teh PWNS

 

[Elucifur]

Cannot comprehend.

Spoiler

And your corruptions don't even go along with the wishes.

I wish for soulsss.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it, IN HELL

I put in Coily the spring sprite

 

[smashfan666]

U get it, but the spring kills your eyes.

i wish for a jumbo/LARGE home generator.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it immediatly breaks.

Okay, once again, I wish I was a Boo.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Fine, Luigi gets to you

I wish I was manly

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but you're homosexual.

I wish I was Pheonix Wright.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you're sued by your twin brother Phoenix Wright for changing your name to be too similar, in hopes of people mistaking you for him.

I wish I could Sing like the King.

 

[Fuelbi]

wish granted but nobody likes your singing

i wish i had buttered toast

 

[UberMario]

Granted but the butter is your DOOM!

I wish for an explosion sandwich.

 

[:mad:]

Granted, but it's very high in calories and you gain 20 pounds.

I wish for a new bed.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get one of those pin-beds

I wish for a Happy Birthday

 

[UberMario]

Wish granted, but they tell you today and don't come to your party.

I wish for a flying chair that rises into the air only if I'm sitting in it.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but the moment you sit down it moves into space at lightspeed.

I wish UberMario came back.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but I do nothing.

I wish Clownbot had the Magic Conch.

 

[Clownbot]

Granted, but the Dirty Bubble steals it and I'm all out of pointy objects.

I wish the next poster will make another SpongeBob reference.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted

I wish I could do that Gasping thing those guys did

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you pass out.

I wish for the Spongebob quote "And what's a blanket without a little KETCHUP!"

 

[Clownbot]

404

Quote not found

I wish the quote could be found.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, it'll be found in ten years.

I wish my friend returned my DS game.

 

[Fuelbi]

granted but he returned it broken.

i wish i could play maynaise (sponebob reference)

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but what you're holding is horse radish. *hem*MAYONNAISE*hem*

I wish that NoA released non-generic games already.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. I wish for that, too.

I wish there were other Fire Emblem classes in the Smash Bros. series instead of the Lords.

 

[Fuelbi]

granted but all they do is change roys moves

i wish i couldve made a more witty comeback

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Not granted, you can only practice making better comebacks. †

♪ I wish Puyo Puyo 7 comes out faster. †

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but the lead singer gets jealous of Kirby's Avalanche, and requests a recall as soon as it comes out to make it better.

I wish Mario Party 9 was actually being considered AND ends up as good as the original three.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Since it's that good, the price to buy it is your life. Have fun with that!

I wish I could steer well.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Unfortunately, your feet can't reach the pedals any more.

I wish that I could find a new prime number and be payed several million dollars for writing a fairly simple program to do it for me.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but since the number already existed in the first place, the money is taken away.

I wish everyone was safe from harm.

 

[ShoryuRasen]

Granted, but everybody kills each other with wrenches.

I wish I had a RYNO from Ratchet & Clank.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish I could think of better corruptions.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but people say they liked your other corruptions better.

I wish I had a fuzzy fork.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's a fork in the road and you're standing in front of a speeding truck.

I wish that trains didn't need rails to move.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Now, please try to avoid traffic.

I wish for a house with trap doors.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but they all lead to death!

I wish I knew why my brothers are so stupid

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but they're smart enough to kill you for finding out their darkest secret.

I wish that I could use special fonts for "my location" that is underneath my avatar.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you are thereby deemed a haxxor to be hunted down and deleted.

i wish the place had a coffee maker i can use to get my coffee.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's poisoned, and only you drink it before it's revealed... There's also no vaccine available for the poison.

I wish for page 1201.