Wish Corruptor

[El_Nicko]

granted but he's still gay

i wish i had a pet eagle

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but the pet eagle will tear your eyes out. D:


I wish I had a red door to paint black.

 

[SummonerAU]

Granted, but there are no colours anymore which changes the door to black.

I wish I knew why birds suddenly appear.

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but they'll never appear whenever you are near any more. Sigh.

I wish I knew the what the answer to the question "What Is Love?" was.

 

[El_Nicko]

granted but a baby will hurt you.

i wish i was cool liek sideshow bob

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but he's now frozen and so are you. (Terrible pun shut up)

I wish I had chocolate. :<

 

[El_Nicko]

granted but now youre so fat you cant type anymore

i wish i had a brain

 

[arfer]

granted, but you are a dog

I wish to end world hunger

 

[El_Nicko]

granted the world is not hungry but you will forever be

i wish i had a cookie

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but you too will be too fat to type.


I wish Nicko was around moar.

 

[El_Nicko]

granted but then you'll get ***** more.

i wish i had a heart

 

[El_Nicko]

granted but then you will vomit uncontrollably

i wish i was a monkey

Edit: woops double post

 

[arfer]

granted, but it's an evil monkey that wants to kill you


I wish I had a monkey's paw

 

[El_Nicko]

granted but it's evil monkey's paw and it chokes you

i wish i was chris griffin

 

[Rackie]

Granted though it will only be for one night in Bangkok.


I wish I had crumpets.

 

[El_Nicko]

granted but then you will turn into curt (oh no!)

i wish i hadn't eaten so much

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but you're now starving and will now consume exactly the same as you did before!

(oh no!)

I wish I wasn't stalling.

 

[El_Nicko]

granted, but now you'll have to leave

i wish i had more courage

 

[El_Nicko]

aw the game slowed...

i wish someone would post back

 

[Rackie]

Granted, though you'll have to put up with the post coming from me. :<

I wish Firefox would stop freezing on me, 'tis le annoying.

 

[SummonerAU]

Granted but your keyboard stops working

I wish I hadn't rechecked this thread

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but you eventually learn to use grammar.

I wish Tom was in Brisbane.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's not the Tom you're thinking of.

I wish Rackie's avatar wasn't so much like Karptroopa's.

 

[SummonerAU]

Granted but you are teleported to Newcastle

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but *insert corruption here*

I wish this wish made more wishing sense.

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish that Tom wasn't quite the monkey I knew him to be.

 

[El_Nicko]

Granted, but you have to spongebath Rackie

i wish i wasnt capped anymore

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but your download limit is now a Dodo-style 50MB.


I wish I hadn't gone over my quota. :<

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, instead you've gone cycling over a cliff with UB2R-B0T.

I wish for Tabuu's special edition Red Toaster of KO.

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but nobody knows or knew whatever the hell you just said. NOT EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND. And you feel terrible for it. Take that.

I wish I knew what the hell he just said. D:

 

[El_Nicko]

Granted but you have to leave UB2R-B0t alone, hes my love.

i wish UB2R-BOT wasnt cheating on me in a diff server

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you know.
Tabuu comes and reverts you into a trophy afterwards, though.

I wish to insert said trophy into the Vending Machine.

 

[Rackie]

Granted, but then you realise you just lost yourself a good friend or so and that made him sad. :<


I wish to not be pestered to show myself looking like a fool. :3

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You look like a fool and get banned.

I wish Rackie's avi looked less like Karptroopa's.

 

[El_Nicko]

Granted but then they both steal your avy.

I wish Rackie's avatar looked MORE like Karptroopa's

 

[Rackie]

Granted but the shell is turned "Dark Sky Blue" (I believe that's what he called it when he gave it to me, at least.)

I wish Nicko had an avatar full stop.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Cortex the Pirate eats it though.

I wish for the Ninjakoop craze to be reborn.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it dies quickly.

I wish for the good ol' days of SWF.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish to have an inhaler next time I have a great time. :3

 

[Shök]

Granted, but your asthma goes away.

I wish I had some food.​