Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

Granted, you are boring.

I wish for a wish.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can't wish it.

I wish I could explode people like Meta Jr can.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You can only explode toasters that toast toast. The only way to get them fully restored is to watch the entire Sailor Moon series.

I wish for non-sour strawberry milk.

 

[metaknightp0wns]

Granted. But young link drinks it.
I wish for a pokemon.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.

I wish that Lumineon wasn't so neglected.

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted. Lumineon is now in the uber tier.
I wish Lumineon was orange.

 

[DemonFart]

granted,but then i paint him/her blue

i wish i had a another wish that i can wish.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's in your next post on this thread.

I wish I could Poop. Youtube Poop.

 

[DemonFart]

granted but its ugly boring poop

i wish i can kill jigglypuff.

 

[ranmaru]

not granted its immoral to kill.

I wish I dad would stop asking me what my godfater and godmother's namew were

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Now he asks you what your grandparent's names are.

I wish for mad kirby skillz.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you have no one to play with but yourself. ;[

I wish I could play someone that is a master of kirby.

 

[A1lion835]

*Points to chudat self*

I wish to-*gets banned for thinking he's better than chudat*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I thought that Chudat mained ICs. Oh well, just goes to show ya what happens when you never visit the brawl boards.

I wish I knew who was who in brawl... Except for Isai. We all know he's too good.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you are beetter than him but only in your minddddddd.

Granted no corruption.
I wish I was *BANNED for wanting to be better den bob$*

 

[DemonFart]

granted,they then un ban you

i wish a kitten.

 

[A1lion835]

Okay.

I wish I was even better than chudat at kirby.

BTW, chudat mained IC's in melee, but teh kirbz in brawl.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Chudat's still better looking than you though.

I wish I could touch the ground Isai walked on.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, who is he?
Anyway, instead Mario pops up and star spins. And thus you embark on your space adventure.

I wish I knew when I posted here last... >.>

 

[DemonFart]

granted,but then you forget again

i wish i was a moderator

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you permaban yourself though.

I wish that that wish wasn't ever wished for with a whisk.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but it was 5 minutes from now.

I wish I didn't have to play against campers.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish I didn't get cuckoo for cocoa puffs EVERY TIEM.

 

[DemonFart]

granted, you got a craving for coooooooooooooooookie crisp

i wish i was rick roll'd

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I will give you the link. http://www.rickrolled.com

I wish I met a girl on smashboards that would be so awesome.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, she's cocoa for Cuckoo Puffs, though.


I wish for a doctor. And quickly; these cocoa puffs are dangerous.

 

[DemonFart]

granted,the cuckoo bird is your docter.

i wish i was god

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but your vishnu, and you end up hating the color blue, which is your skin color, therefore you are racist against yourself.

I wish these corruptions were better.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted.
You are corrupted.
Game Over.

I wish that terrible grammar would get you a ban.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Already done. *MaxfireXSA*

I wish I could go to North California.

 

[DemonFart]

granted,but then dooms day comes
i wish popertop stopped complaining

(ouch double ninja'd)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted no corrupshin.

I wish for awesome melee skillz.

 

[Rackie]

Granted, though unfortunately you will suck pretty badly at essentially everything else. Say goodbye to your bowel functions! D:

I wish I hadn't read this page, for it gives me the distinct impression that I was lied to.

 

[arfer]

granted, but not only did you not read this post; you were unable to because you are now blind



I wish I was perfect 0:

 

[El_Nicko]

granted, you are perfect but you die tomorrow

i wish i was a chick

 

[El_Nicko]

did i do that right?

 

[Rackie]

Granted, though you'll still look like a man.

I wish the sunset would last longer. :<


EDIT: Yes you did, Nicko, though your xenoposting is amusing.

 

[El_Nicko]

Granted, But The Sun Rays Will Turn You Gay.

I Wish I Could Still Stand On My Own Accord

 

[SummonerAU]

Granted, you are a chick but are eaten by a fox the next day

I wish Rackie would stop being such a smelly.

 

[Rackie]

D: Granted, but Tom is now the smelliest in here.

I wish I had something nice to eat for dinner.