Wish Corruptor

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. Now she only inspires you to draw hentai that only convicted sex offenders would like.

I wish for more people to post in my silly letter game.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, mods lock it, sticky it, and start spamming it like the "Master Chief in Brawl" thread.

I wish for a sandwich, that I like, is not poisoned, and that I can eat (includes moral reasons. Means no human flesh or something.)

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. It's $50 and only available on February 29th.

I wish more people would play my new game.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it seems that the whole Forum Games sections dies around this time, because the American posters are at work / school / somewhere else.

I wish I could understand confusing people better.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you become one of them.

I wish I had a half-orange nose.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you spend millions on nose surgeries only to find out that you're nose looked better as it was, no is no going back.

I wish to be more productive in life.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you start mass-producing 100% original failure.

I wish that I won't fail a single course in school

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you only take one course at a time to make sure you don't fail it. (assuming you go to college)

I wish I had some cheese cake NAO

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the cheese isn't made of what you think....

I wish I really was going to college, if it's possible to take 1 course at a time there.. (I'm in highschool :/ )

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but it takes you more than 4 years to find what you want to do for a career, one class at a time.

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you know that you should wish for Karp to be supreme ruler of the galaxy world TV.


I wish for that wish to be fulfilled.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, You get 15 minutes of fame on TV because your house burned down and you were on the news. What a drag, duuuuuuuude.

I wish I didn't have as much hormones as I do.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You have unhealthy amounts of horse tranquilizers running through your veins instead.

I wish for tight jeans.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're on your head, suffocating you.

I wish I could do to myself what Mikami did in the last episode of Death Note.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I don't know what "Death Note" is.

Instead, enjoy this free toaster.


I wish that I was the very embodiment of time. (not space, just time)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

This OK?:

I wish that I had microsoft word back(dam* spyware...)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it breaks again.

I wish I knew the greatest hiding place EVER.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's up your ***.

I wish upon a Death Star...

 

[Zook]

Granted, you die in the vacuum of space.

I wish for a Sceptile.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, it leaf blades the **** out of you.

i wish for something to wish about.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but you have used up your wish so it's too late to wish for the greater good.

I wish for a power level of over 9000.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but you later find out that 9000 is insignificant and the newer, crappier, futuristic, Hollucaust based dragon ball z has conveyed new extremes of power levels over 9,000,000,000 (nine billion), and further on.

I wish i had a power level as much as the highest power level ever in DBZ.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Granted, but you have used up your wish so it's too late to wish for the greater good.

I wish for a power level of over 9000.

granted, but you eventually turn to a weak little momma's boy after you defeat a bio-android from the future and your father dies...

Your power level doesn't increase a bit from there and you are eventually pushed aside into obscurity completely after father is reborn as a little kid.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you didn't make a wish.

I wish I could go RAWR!

 

[XLII]

Granted, but you can no longer make any other sounds.

I wish ? were an actual character rather than random.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's worse than Crapton Failcon though.

I wish the Texas Woodsaw Massacre actually happened.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but it happens to you and friends, great job!

I wish my life was just a bit easier

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, life is easier when you just die, now isn't it?

 

[ranmaru]

Nope, too easy, lol, but make a wish so I can corrupt it! :3 (will be edited)

But for the next poster:

I wish for some cake.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You get a lie.
The cake is a lie
Cake = Lie
Lie = Cake
enjoy

I wish for a fixed laptop.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, your laptop is fixed, but the warrantee just ended and it messes up again, since the fixer didn't do so well. Screen breaks.

I wish Cake was not a lie ;3

 

[shadowthebeast]

It's not, but it's coconut.

I wish I could fly.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get hit by a plane.

I wish for an iWish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you don't get WishTunes with it.

I wish for round three of the Smash Bros. Betting Game Contest.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. That's the very last round though.

I wish I could have the penne alli'arribbikonata in Fly in Socks' location.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You can have the penne alli'arribbi, but I'm keeping the Konata.

I wish for amazingly awesome kickass coolio music to put on my iPod.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uirmYkagww
It's not a rickroll. I PROMISE!!!

I wish for the power of the Geass.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You now pass gas only at the most awkward of situations.

Wait...you said "Power of the Gas" right?

I wish I could stop listening to Fear Before's new album.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you stop by asploding all your music playing devices.

I wish to wake up later tomorrow (like maybe 6)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you miss an important event that was made up right after you went to sleep.

I wish I looked like the Juhoker Joker from "The Dark Knight."