Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but then the Vader Army gets to be invisible.

I wish that Vader would show me how to wield a saber.

 

[clockwerk]

Granted, then he kills you with it because your lack of faith disturbs him.

I wish I was actually optimus prime.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you're so rusty you can't do anything. *\_(O_O)_/*

I wish someone would answer my question on whether my avi is visible.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's Vader, actually. LOL my mindtricks work, even on me!

*sith mindtricks s'more*

I wish to know the next poster's opinion on whether or not
our Vader mission is accomplished.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but it hasn't been accomplished. (I did it the first time, then I forgotLOL)

I wish I knew whether Vader was a Ninja, Pirate, or Llama.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he's a Ninpirama that kills you.

I wish I had t3h lulz.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but it you only get half the deal, meaning you only get T3h.

I wish that Vader would eat a waffle for breakfast.

 

[crewster]

Graunted but the waffle was poisonous and he had to go to hospital.
I wish that Vader would get out of hospital.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but he makes it that you go and take his place.

I wish for another opinion on whether or not that Vader's helmet needs a 10th century look.

 

[crewster]

graunted, but it dosn't
I wish that Vader is in SSB135446767352652

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but no franchise lasts that long, so a paradox occurs so that your wish can be reality.

I wish for the Karptroopadox.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted but FinNessadox occurs.

I wish adding "adox" into something wouldn't make it a paradox,

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I slap you with a trout and make a troutadox.

I wish that a Boezydox would occur.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish to invent your PENISH!!!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but nothing happens as PENISH isn't a word.. PINGAS however is.

I wish people would get that right.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I do get it right, I just wanted to test out my new censor-dodging skills.

I wish FinNess would have known that.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but that finally makes the Karptroopadox occur.

I wish that the Vaderdox occurs north of Sly's location.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted but he uses his censor dodging skills to dodge the Vaderdox.

I wish for an Awesomadox.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but since I created naming paradoxes, everybody must give me $9,876,543,210.

I wish for a fish on a dish served by a lady named Tish.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, they smell... Both, the fish and the lady.

I wish for $9,876,543,210.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I steal it.

I wish I could finish my report.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but in your rush, you get a bad mark for it anyways.

I wish for a Karptroopadox, tax free.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you still have to give me $9,876,543,210.

I wish I wish I wish I wish wish I.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, now you have to pay me £9,876,543,210.

IN POUND STERLING BOOYAH

I wish to donate £10 pounds to poor, monehless XACE.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, you donate 10 pounds of £'s to zace kay and you are now bankrupt.

I wish that I could fix the death star.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but I then land on you with a warp star.

I wish to cancel my donation of 10 pounds of pounds to XACE-K.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you now have to pay 10 pounds of pounds to all my alternate forms. (Captain Xace, Solid Xace, Xace, Xace of Spades, Xaceadox, Xace-KFC, and Xace the Baron)

I wish to have a party with all my alternate forms.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the party is turned into a fight.

I wish for THE INVASION to go well.

 

[XACE-K]

Предоставленный, Вы УМИРАЕТЕ! Это - хорошее право?

Мне жаль, что кто - то не понял это.

 

[Agi]

тотавлй, ИРАЕТЕ! Это - хорошее пра!

I wish I actually knew what that meant.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it means nothing.

I wish somebody can translate my previous statement.

 

[Agi]

Granted, it was something offensive and you are perma-banned.

I wish that my social group wasn't only alive when I'm gone.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, now it's alive whilst it's gone.

I wish I didn't have such a furious headache. ;_;

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. However, every time I get a headache from now on you get a headache too.

I wish I had ALL my homework done.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the teacher heard you make that wish, therefore you get no credit.

I wish for Cola.

 

[Xenomorph_1992]

Granted, you get a can with a drop left in it.

I wish this wish would not get corrupted.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but your computer gets corrupted instead.

I wish for PIE.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's a bomb pie.

I wish I could watch SpongeBob for homework more often (like I am now)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I double posted. Please kill me.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you watch the episode where you DIE!

I wish to go to Soviet Russia.