Wish Corruptor

[~Krystal~]

Granted, you have a homeless man's life.

I wish I had super powers that gave me the ability to become super ordinary, average, and mediocre.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you finally get that green mushroom on level 1-1 in Super Mario Bros.

I wish for sleep.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's a rapist named sleep and he comes to give you a little visit.....

I wish sleep didn't visit Frown or XACE-K.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Granted but he visits the rest of your family.

I wish I had an attractive, friendly, and all around awesome girlfriend.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you once had her.

I wish... I wish for... Hmmm...

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted, but you cant stop

I wish this was fun

 

[Frown]

You wish.

I wish this was fun.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Granted, you once had her.

Doh! /facepalms


Granted but it becomes filled with lame 9000, Marth is a girl, and Landmaster jokes.


I wish I was the greatest swordsman ever.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Granted, you are the greatest swordsman with no arms who ever lived


I wish brawl was better

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but the only improvement is that there is one more sticker od mario in the game.

I wish Wii had grapchics as good as PS3 and online as good as X-Box 360.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it has the games of the Sega CD.

I wish for more Wii games. Good ones, please.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, SHOOP DA WHOOP!!1!!11!1!111! they all were destroyed

I wish for something that is nothing

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but since you wished for something that was nothing, you created a paradox, so Roy Cambell yells at you.

I wish I was in Puerto Rico

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its a crappy amusement park called Puerto Rico instead of the island.

I wish this thread was on its 1000 page.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it's the year of 2095, and you have died.

I wish for A WEEGEE

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted. No corruption required.

I wish for world PEICE!

 

[Frown]

Granted, but the oil prices are high at the moment. http://www.peice.com/

I wish to insert a nickle.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but inserting nickles severly injures you.

I wish that evrybody lieked Mudkipz.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Granted, although every other pokemon are deleted because no one cares about them


i wesh i cold spel beter

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you can only spell perverted words.

I wish gas prices weren't rising.

 

[Frown]

Granted, there is no more oil.

I wish for getting rid of global warming.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you must kill every living thing on the planet first. You will be all alone.

I wish for Recon armor.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, it's made of paper.

I wish all countries had a 1 child policy as the world doesn't have the resources to sustain such a large population.

 

[Frown]

Wow, that would suck.

Granted, all children except for the oldest sibling must be killed.

I wish for health.

 

[RazeveX]

granted, but the wish comes into effect once you die. you'll be the healthiest corpse in the whole graveyard!

I wish Frown had corrupted Mic's wish.

 

[Frown]

I did.

Granted, it involves your sibings as well.

I wish for peace.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you split in half.

I wish this was not corrupted: I wish Guitar Hero World Tour came out tomorrow.

 

[Frown]

O... kay. It does come out tomorrow, but... you'll die a virgin.

I wish I could has a cheezburger.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it's a poisoned cheezburger.

BTW, you couldn't have corrupted that wish.

I wish for complete, eternal control over all of reality.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but you lose your control over imagination and become autistic.

I wish i wouldn't die of leukemia in three years.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but you lose your control over imagination and become autistic.

I wish i wouldn't die of leukemia in three years.

I wish/hope Frown wasn't being serious.

 

[XACE-K]

lol at the image.

Anyway granted, he lied and is now going on a stab everybody he sees rampage.

I wish for Mama Luigi.

 

[Daredevil]

Granted, but Mama Luigi gets mad and starts beating on you for waking her up.
I wish I could beat Captain Jack.

 

[Frown]

I wish/hope Frown wasn't being serious.

April fools! Don't worry.

Granted, but Mama Luigi gets mad and starts beating on you for waking her up.
I wish I could beat Captain Jack.

Granted, you will always remember this day that you alsmost caught Captain Jack Sparr... oh bugger. *CRUNCH*

I wish I got rid of this cold.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, now you have the hot.

I wish the next person who posts had the cure for cancer.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but I prefer to keep it secret. You know, I feel like being an a**hole right now, and let millions of people die.

I wish I wouldn't be an a**hole if I had the cure for cancer.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now a fat b****** because you're keeping the cure for yourself.

I wish SWF had no ads at all.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, now Smashboards goes back to being Crashboards. Weee.

I wish I was in a Final Fantasy game.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you live in the Village of Mist. Unfortuantely, you are among the dead when Cecil and Kain arrive.

I wish Michael Jackson weren't in Guitar Hero World Tour.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he is replaced with "MICHAEL JACKSON - AGE 70!"

*shiver*

I wish my brother wouldn't have eaten my piece of toffee cake today.