Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, he eats 7 of your toes and 2 of your fingers.

Granted, you live in the Village of Mist. Unfortuantely, you are among the dead when Cecil and Kain arrive.

I wish Michael Jackson weren't in Guitar Hero World Tour.

That's creepy. Very creepy.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Brawl and Melee at the same time.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're addicted to Brawl and crak at the same time.

And actually, I was referring to a scene from Final Fantasy IV, in which

Spoiler

Cecil and Kain arrive in the Village of Mist. A package they were delivering detonated and everybody in the village was killed except the two of them and and a young girl named Rydia.

I wish Led Zeppelin was in Guitar Hero World Tour.

 

[Dime]

Granted. The hot dog song is in. The rest of their catalog is in rock band

I wish bands did not give exclusivity to rock band or guitar hero

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but now Wacko Jacko is both Guitar Hero and Rock Band. There's no escape!

I wish "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin was in Guitar Hero World Tour.

 

[Dime]

Granted. It’s only available in the land of ice and snow with the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

I wish I could play real guitar.

 

[Frown]

Granted, real plastic guitar.

I wish for Bagpipe Hero for the PS3.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but ... I was gonna put very bad and disturbing pun here but I won't say it.

I wish for a cheese grater.

 

[tirkaro]

granted, but it can only grate expired Limburger cheese.

I wish I had a Maid/Butler.

 

[Frown]

Granted, the maid/butler is a butler dressed as a maid. His chest is extremely fuzzy, and he is not afraid of demonstrating it.

I wish for a FAT lazer.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get an overwieght man trying to Shoop da Whoop.

I wish that the lock would open.

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, you only have to open the other 9000 locks on the door.


I wish i knew what to wish for.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you wish for AIDS.

I wish for a banjo that could shoot out lazers and fire.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but Kazooie takes him away.

I wish I had a talking hat.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it never shuts up, and it's stuck to your head FOREVER AND EVER!!!!

I wish for complete control over all of reality, and could still keep my imagination.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, all obscure internet references turn against you, causing a loss of interest. This suddenly creates an extreme amount of boredom, and, out of boredom, destroy the earth, with you on it.

I wish fillers didn't exist in anime. (WTF! Pokemon)

 

[Frown]

Granted, you don't give a s**t.

I wish.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but because you didn't specify what you are wishing for, nothing happens.

I wish Metal Gear Solid 4 was on Wii, with nothing sacrificed to port it.

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, a random stranger somes in the next day and breaks your Wii, steals your money, and amputates your arms

I wish XACE-K didn't make me wish for AIDS earlier

 

[tirkaro]

granted, he makes you wish for Black Death instead.

I wish I knew how much stuff could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he chucks d***s and one of them is yours. Even if you're a girl it still gets chucked on.

I wish my previous message didn't sound wrong.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you really meant what you said and it was nasty. Oh boy, it was nasty.

I wish I stopped reading "Public Profile" as "Pubic Profile".

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you stop reading the public profile because you're illiterate.

I wish I knew how much stuff could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

...I think we have the same science teacher.

Spoiler

No, I'm serious. The woodchuck chuck question was on my final.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you think you have an endless amount of money and buy a million packages of pie mix.


I wish for... uh... what should I wish for?

 

[XACE-K]

You wish for that you were ugly and I was even more awesome. Thank you.

I wish for OVER 9000 pennies.

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, they rain from the sky, piercing your skull killing you (this could be SO much more graphic if i wanted it to be).


I wish I didn't have the Black Death or any other life-threatening illness.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but the Grim Reaper stalks you now waiting for the right time to kill you.

I wish for a sharpie.

 

[~Tac~]

(Wow, I forgot this thread existed xD)

Granted, but someone already used all the ink drawing pen0rs on your face while you slept.

I wish I had a wish that never wished at all until the wish actually was granted when it was never wished.

 

[notftomearth7]

Granted but...the universe explodes.

I wish I could rule the universe.

 

[Dime]

Granted. But you are so busy with all that paperwork that you rarely have time for the fun stuff like probing and crop circles.

I wish I never traded my skittles for that stupid bunny.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you traded it for a bag of crap.

I wish I could beat Lou on Hard.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but Lou becomes a sore loser and erases your game.

I wish for a can of soda.

 

[Frown]

Granted, soda with urine flavour.

I wish people wouldn't mind the "ou" in "flavour".

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but now peop-le smack you whenever you spell every other word known to man wrong.

I wish all the words in this thread were backwards.

 

[Deleted member]

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[notftomearth7]

Granted, but you can't talk any other way but that.

I wish every N00B would be decapitated when they camp in Brawl.

 

[tirkaro]

granted, but they'll still camp headless.

I wish I was the god of cream cheese.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but as time passed all your cream cheese aged and became the most rotten and stinky thing imaginable

I wish those headless campers would also be minced into fine peices

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but since I have no idea what's happening at the moment the plot of my wish ruining turns into this.

I wish I had linen bed sheets.

 

[Frown]

Granted, they come with free anthrax.

I wish for a space ship.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted.

I wish Frown didn't have a spaceship.