Wish Corruptor

[tirkaro]

Granted, but it tells everyone your deepest, darkest secrets.

I wish I could find my Pokemon Diamond.

 

[ravenhats]

You find a copy only to find it's the last remaining one ever!!! After spending a million dollars on it you find out though that it's broken and won't save

I wish I had the power to see into the future

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you see that you end up marrying a ******** 60-year-old fat hermaphrodite, and your children are evil robot cheeseburger ants.

I wish I had the Mach five.

 

[ravenhats]

You'd crash it killing the person above and my kids, joy!

I with I had super powers

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you get the power to bring the dead back to life, and your wife and kids come back.

I wish I had new earphones that wouldn't break.

 

[ravenhats]

You got it but they are so loud and come with a feature of my wife so you die as you listen to the album

I wish my wife and kids would then die and stay dead forever and never come back (no zombies, vampire ect...!!!)

 

[quatripain]

granted but they ARE in resident evil
i wish i didnt wish

 

[ravenhats]

To bad you did

I wish to hear some good music

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its music from an unknown Indian tribe where the only thing they do is yell like animals and they consider it good music.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you watch porn.

I wish eor wasn't here.

 

[Frown]

Granted. Have a seat over there. Here you go, a cyanide pill.

I wish for the deepest hole in the world.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted..........................................
Your mom falls in.

I wish I could

.

 

[Frown]

Granted, your mother slips on a banana skid while a banana is inside it.

I wish for YO MAMA-jokes.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but their about your momma

I wish for a hilarious joke

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but you laugh so hard, you die.

I wish I was a lesbian.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, if you are a guy you all ready are one, and if you are a girl..... o_0 *insert suggestive comment here*

I wish I didnt die

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you live forever, however, in your infinite life, you do everything there is to do, and everything soon becomes a complete bore, that you go insane. And you also didn't ask for eternal youth, so you shrivel up into a prune, and stay in a zombie-like state, unable to scream out of insanity, for all of eternity.

I wish I was a girl so that I could become a lesbian.

 

[The Dinkoman]

uhhh.... Granted *insert suggestive comment here*

I wish I didnt have a forevar life

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you have 9 lives and each have a span of 1 minute and 43 seconds.

I wish for 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

[Roller]

granted, but the wall collapses.

I wish for someone to post next after me in this forum today and not make a wish.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you fall of your chair

I wish I didnt make a wish

 

[Roller]

Granted

But that still counts as a wish. so you didn't grant my wish and disobeyed the rules of the game! OH NOZ!

I wish the next person to post never gets laid.

 

[ravenhats]

That fine granted since I'm scared from my experience with my dead gone wife, however my suit against her family earns me million joy!

I wish that the world changed

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, it is much worse.

I wish for a black lightsaber.

 

[ravenhats]

You get it sadly its so powerfully that it possesses you and uses your body for it's wicked will

I wish everyone else here to be happy

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, Darth Vadar steals it from you.

I wish Slippy will not be a playable character in future SSB games.

 

[KoopaKoopaParatroopa]

wish granted, but his head becomes the new navi in Zelda games. he keeps the same voice though.

I wish I could hug bowser :D

 

[ravenhats]

You do but his hug is so powerful it crushes your rib cage and cripples you for life

I wish I could buy stuff from Tom Nook

 

[Kasai]

Granted, but everything you buy breaks due to it's poor craftsmanship.

I wish the next person didn't corrupt my wish. (Eat paradox power!)

 

[ravenhats]

We can't, you didn't wish for anything so their nothing to corrupt thus the corruption of nothing meaningless.

I wish I were a racoon

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you have rabies.

I don't wish for anything.

 

[Frown]

Granted, too bad you didn't wish for Chuck Norris not to kick your a**.

I wish you would LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

 

[ravenhats]

She'll be in the new tomorrow better watch out O>O (if she isn't then she hiding something from the press that will leak sooner or later)

I wish the world was square

 

[tirkaro]

granted, everyone now has baggy pants and pointy hair, all fights are now turn-based, and cactuars, bahamuts, tonberrys, and evil mages are out to kill you.

I wish I had a tree.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it grows on your nose.

I wish next person wouldn't reply.

 

[DarKirby92]

Wish granted but all your relatives become extinct like eagles soon will (hopefully not)

I wish i lived in NY.

 

[ravenhats]

You live in card board box in a bad alley in New York wish granted.

I wish I was really tall

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, you are so tall your head is out of the atmosphere and you suffocate.

I wish my friend could beat the final boss on Ninja Gaiden

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but his game gets erased once he beats him.

I wish for a sniper.

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, he's a double agent whose first mission is to snipe you (UPDATE: my friend beat NGII)

I wish I had a life