Wish Corruptor

[platnum]

Granted*insert witty coruption here*


I wish Microsoft would die.

 

[MackyMack]

Granted. 1 second after the wish, your lost brother Microsoft appears. He tells you he has a perfectly working copy of SSB4, and hid it from everyone in the world. And then he dies.

I wish to graduate from school in this moment.

 

[ravenhats]

Your wish is granted you graduate to find that it was all a dream. You slept through the final and failed a major test. In fact it was all a dream.

This may sound conceded but I just want to see what someone will do. I wish to become really sexy (this is sure to be funny when someone screws with it)

 

[quatripain]

Granted you f*cking wishwaster =P
I wish Ravenhats wasnt so **** sexy

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

granted, he/she/it/dog/cat/rofl/potato/thing/whatever is even sexier than ever.

I wish for a smile.
;D

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, a stalker smiles at you

I wish for something to wish for

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you wish to make love to everyone in this thread.

I wish the dinkoman didn't post first so I could have responded with this image:

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but when you post I become a mod and delete your post

I wish for something that is nothing

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, you get the collective worth of every opinion here on SWF.

I wish for like something that like cant be corrupted or something?

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but it doesn't exist.

I wish my sister stopped looking at vids of techs in Brawl so I could keep beating her.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, she looks at vids of glitches that freeze the game so whenever you play she uses them.

I wish for some salsa.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but it's two years old.

I wish for a kimono.

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but it has an evil curse on it that screws you over. How? Use your imagination, sheesh.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you wake up late and miss whatever it was you had catch.

I wish I had a Darkrai.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but it doesn't obey you and wants to kill you.

I wish for a Master ball.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you catch yourself.

I wish for 7.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, I take them from you and capture the seven most important people in your family.
I wish I was Peach.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted. You're now a small, fuzzy fruit, and I eat you.

I wish I had my own giant robot that didn't want to kill me.

 

[ravenhats]

Granted it wants to love you instead and love you to death by mistake

I wish I could be anyone or thing I wanted to be

 

[missingnomaster]

Granted, but you want to be a rock.

I wish for teh monies

 

[ravenhats]

Fine you get 1 peso enjoy

I wish that my dreams could come true

 

[Daredevil]

Your dreams come true, but it turns out to be a nightmarish dream and killer trolls start taking over the world.

I wish I had all the fame in the world.

 

[ravenhats]

You have fame for being the most hated person ever (sorry sucks to be you)

I wish I was half fox (this should be interesting)

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but you die because somebody shot you in a shooting range

I wish I can has cheez burger

 

[Reyairia]

Granted but there's an odd smell emanating from it.

I wish I didn't have to deal with moving.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, now you have to deal with staying.

I wish I can haz a hotdog.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but the hotdog is so hot, it melts your hand, and causes your body to burst into flames.

I wish I could use the Falcon Punch.

 

[ravenhats]

Sure you can now use it but the stress of powering it up would kill any one who isn't a buff monster like Captain falcon.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Reyairia]

Sure you can now use it but the stress of powering it up would kill any one who isn't a buff monster like Captain falcon.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you fly too close to the sun and melt.

I wish my internet connection didn't suck.

 

[MackyMack]

Granted, you now have no internet connection at all.

I wish for time to slow down everyone except me. I don't care if I'm the only walking person in Earth XD

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but you catch a disease and the doctors can't cure you because of it.

I wish my internet connection was back and that it turned into a great internet connection.

 

[ravenhats]

It's too great sadly and the government halls it off for testing and replaces your computer with a piece of junk

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[MackyMack]

Granted, you want to wish for nothing. Wish wasted

I wish for a piece of cardboard.

 

[ravenhats]

You get a smelly wet old piece of cardboard that even a homeless person wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I wish for more wishes

 

[MackyMack]

Granted. But they disappear before you can wish again.

I wish for a bed.

 

[ravenhats]

Sorry you get a bed of nail

I wish for good dreams

 

[Ban3]

Sorry you get a bed of nail

I wish for good dreams

granted you cant sleep
i wish thc (the halloween captain would stop posting XD

 

[MackyMack]

Granted, but you don't post either.

I wish for something that won't harm anyone physically, emotionally, or in another awkward way, and in no way gets close to being bad, and is very good and is not able to be corrupted, and is unbreakable and I will have it for evar. (This should be fun.)

 

[Ban3]

i wish that people who forgot to make wishes were shot

 

[ravenhats]

Granted you are in a coma forever where all your dreams come true (it's not actually harmful in any way to your body it makes you sleep forever whiling being alive)

I wish for a talking moose