Why being AMERICAN is awesome!

[SyOn]

And Russia has the people making vodka.

And Finland has the people drinking it.

 

[Beren Zaiga]

I did not miss the joke, I know what the joke is, i don't really care about 'getting it' right now though.

Don't wan't to debate but thats false seeing that white people voted for him, wut?

The larger minority that voted for Obama were Latino Americans as well as Black Americans as a good bit of the majority.

The other people voted McCain in some part.

Obama for the most part, sadly, was aiming too high with his presidential promises. No one man can change the entire economy of a nation around in one term anymore, its gotten too big for that. I think part of his strategy with the deficit that is coming with the Bailout Package is using it to create more jobs, be we all know the economy doesn't work that way.

We have had ourselves too deeply rooted in a capitalistic system to truly change what our system is so easily, too drastic a change at once would wreck the economy like a giant mace.

But I digress...

SOCIALISM HAS BEEN SHOWN NOT TO BE AN EFFECTIVE ECONOMY!

 

[Jimnymebob]

Where will you drink a nice cup of tea and eat scones, and have fish and chips for tea?
Britain- that's where!

Spoiler

But I don't really like drinking tea, scones are nice at times and I don't like fish.....

Shut up me, I'm trying to prove why America isn't awesome!

Spoiler

But I said that all those things suc-

Quiet you!

 

[Xivii]

Where will you drink a nice cup of tea and eat scones, and have fish and chips for tea?
Britain- that's where!

Spoiler

But I don't really like drinking tea, scones are nice at times and I don't like fish.....

Shut up me, I'm trying to prove why America isn't awesome!

Spoiler

But I said that all those things suc-

Quiet you!

Fish&Chips are delicious. You're not British

 

[|RK|]

Don't wan't to debate but thats false seeing that white people voted for him, wut?

No, I expressly said lower. And on top of that, we have forms of revers discrimination, so white people voting for him doesn't matter either.

 

[Xivii]

Lower? So in other words he still would have won. Good stuff my boi.

 

[Jimnymebob]

Fish&Chips are delicious. You're not British

The only nice fish is in Wetherspoons in Llandudno .

I never said anything about chips not being delicious; for they are the main part of my diet.

I'm obviously British, that's why I'm such a gentleman.

 

[Teran]

The larger minority that voted for Obama were Latino Americans as well as Black Americans as a good bit of the majority.

The other people voted McCain in some part.

Obama for the most part, sadly, was aiming too high with his presidential promises. No one man can change the entire economy of a nation around in one term anymore, its gotten too big for that. I think part of his strategy with the deficit that is coming with the Bailout Package is using it to create more jobs, be we all know the economy doesn't work that way.

We have had ourselves too deeply rooted in a capitalistic system to truly change what our system is so easily, too drastic a change at once would wreck the economy like a giant mace.

But I digress...

SOCIALISM HAS BEEN SHOWN NOT TO BE AN EFFECTIVE ECONOMY!

Newsflash!

NOBODY GIVES A ****ING ****!

STOP TALKING POLITICAL JIBBER JABBER!
THIS IS SWF NOT THE POLITICS SHOW.

There are better sources than you for political information.
Please keep that bull**** out of my User Blogs.

 

[POKE40]

SOCIALISM HAS BEEN SHOWN NOT TO BE AN EFFECTIVE ECONOMY!

well you know what?
No Johns!
go start a successful economy on your own

This is the SWF not flame wars

 

[Frown]

No Johns!

Pun intended?

 

[Grunt]

[posts of people not getting the joke]

lolololololol
Beren Zaiga, you're a moron.

 

[POKE40]

Pun intended?

Perhaps

 

[Darkslash]

Japan has all the smart creative people...U.S has the party people...

everyone else sucks...


!

China has all the

Spoiler

Lead infected

goods. :D

.

And Russia has the people making vodka.

And Finland has the people drinking it.

Canada has the guys who drink beer, watch Hockey, play Hockey and then dig up oil.

 

[Veril]

America is the most powerful, but it doesn't necessarily make us the best. Patriotism is great and all, but we have to acknowledge the problems within our nation...

Like rich collegiate hippies that hate America but never have their facts straight and force a liberal like myself to tear them new a******* in place of a conservative student. God... I hated those kids.

 

[Xivii]

lolololololol
Beren Zaiga, you're a moron.

He's American.

...Wait oops...

 

[POKE40]

America is great by the people who started it.
Those who have fought and died made great changes in America

It makes me sad when people forget those things and rant about everything...

 

[|RK|]

Lower? So in other words he still would have won. Good stuff my boi.

Yes, possibly. I didn't deny it.

 

[Xivii]

Again, good stuff my boi.

 

[Teran]

Those who have fought and died made great changes in America

 

[smashbot226]

America is the only country that has BALLS.

We call it South America. And they're HUUUUGE. And for the record:

Canada is America's worn out and freezing cold hat, England is our old b*tch of a mother, Britain thinks they still live in 1773 and still think they're fighting the American Revolution, Japan is that batsh*t insane neighbor next door, and Australia is that guy in the corner that doesn't do anything useful.

I have no comments on the French. Because they'd surrender that argument as well. While we're at it, here are some Fun French Facts!

Guess who won the French-Indian War? The British.

Napoleon Bonaparte, who was considered one of the greatest French rulers, is actually from Naples. No FRENCH ruler has equalled him.

The French have never won a single war by themselves. They even lost the French Revolution.

AMERICA BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THE MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE AT THE TIME.

And then we gave the French balls to do it too, but they failed miserably. I'll stop insulting the French now...

Cheese eatin' surrender monkeys. Also something else good to come out of America:

EDIT: Also a hearty LOL to those who can't take a joke.

You know who else couldn't take a joke?

COMMUNISTS.

 

[Cherry64]

America's got fat people.

IN AMERICA!

Too good, who's the Hot blonde chick in the OP :\
before flaming begins, no, I don't live under a rock

 

[kingcobra9]

this went from a joke to a bunch of anti-patriotism

-actually when hitler made change it was good(i don't know who said it wasn't)

Edit-the girl in the op is taylor swift a pop(claims country) singer

 

[smashbot226]

I don't know who it is either.

But you know who ELSE we have?

 

[kingcobra9]

I don't know who it is either.

But you know who ELSE we have?

yes indeed we have many women

 

[Teran]

Oh WAIT!
She's dead!

LOL

EDIT: What? Where did my picture of Anna Nicole Smith go?

 

[POKE40]

hmm...probably I should rephrase hat (on that note)

 

[kingcobra9]

we also made coca cola which is officiallly THE coolest thing in the world

Yes it is official

 

[jigglyppuff8]

we also made ROOT BEER AND HAMBURGERS which are officially THE coolest things in the world

Yes it is official

Fixed and quoted for truth.

 

[OutlawStar]

Fixed and quoted for Fatties.

Fixed the fixed quote.

 

[teeman92]

^ THIS

 

[Beren Zaiga]

lolololololol
Beren Zaiga, you're a moron.

Says the moron that didn't have the hindsight to have my post in his/her quote.

Learn to read. I said I did not care about getting the joke at the time. I simply wanted to use this blog to get those off my chest because the subject was appropriate.

 

[smashbot226]

BEREN ZAIGA NEEDS TO TAKE A JOKE.

Otherwise, that makes him a killjoy.

EDIT: Oh right, America also has Eve Lawrence and Gianna Michaels.