Why being AMERICAN is awesome!

[Xiivi]

I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a joke so completely in my entire life.

You think when this was modeled after "Why being gay is awesome!" people would realize this. But no. Not at all. <3 Jam

 

[Teran]

Also, agreed with Barge that American guys are hot.
Also, you forgot the Confederacy.

 

[Darkslash]

Does any one see the massive irony in this picture?

 

[Teran]

Does any one see the massive irony in this picture?

Huh, irony? What irony? You mean like this?

 

[Meru.]

We have coffeeshops and real beer.
And I'm not talking about America.

;D

 

[Jam Stunna]

We have coffeeshops and real beer.
And I'm not talking about America.

;D

Quiet Fenchie!

 

[LocoCoco]

i agree w/ the best looking women but euro football(soccer) is a whole lot better

 

[Red Arremer]

America is awesome cause it has Xiivi.

<3 you, Xiivi.

 

[urdailywater]

I approve. America is the best.

And Canada comes close for their humor.

I think that foreigners are the best looking women though. (in the country)

 

[SyOn]

Sweden has the best looking women.

 

[|RK|]

Oh yeah, America!

 

[Frown]

Finland FTW!

 

[kingcobra9]

soccer is gay what kind of sport doesn't even allow you to use the most skill related part of your body.

taylor swift isn't that hot and neither is carrie underwood but hollywood can do anything

whoever said america has plank well we also have m2k so ya

everyone hates america because they are jealous that at any point in time we could destroy them or already have.

anyone hating on america is obviously jealous or doesn't have any friends anyway

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

1. Prove that your hands are the most skill related part of the body. And anyway that makes soccer more of a challenge, it doesn't make it gay. Maybe you should get better.

2. Says you.

3. OK...

4. Umm no.

5. Umm no.

I'm American I just don't like you

 

[Xivii]

I am Bandit Keith and I approve of this message.

But he was made in Japan =O.

 

[Frown]

The reason why soccer is such a big sport is because all you need if you want to play it is a ball and four objects to mark the goals.

 

[Teran]

The reason why soccer is such a big sport is because all you need if you want to play it is a ball and four objects to mark the goals.

The USA is the only country that doesn't like it, lulz.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

But he was made in Japan =O.

Every country in the world belongs to America.

In America!

 

[Teran]

There is no "Earth"
There are no countries.
There are no non-whites.

There is only... America.

WHITE POWER!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Seriously? Seriously, noone has told this thread off as what is is? *Sigh* I suppose I must be the one to do this.... and I really hope this is a joke thread.

I'm an American and I can tell you that this is a really stupid thread.

No, America does not have superiority over other countries.

(Referring to a majority of our population) We are arrogant (threads like this basically prove it). We are fat. We are ********. Our education system is garbage. We are promiscuous. We wage war on everything we don't like. We re-elected a complete ****** into office. Our current president was elected solely on the basis of race and appearance. Shall I go on?

It's no big surprise we have so many enemies.



Is it all bad... no... we have a lot of freedom that other countries don't get. Our founding was certainly noble, and America was a great country in its past.... now... not so much.



Also:
Football is the single worst sport ever. It's more of a male-on-male molestation than a true sport. And soccer is the real football... you use your hands in American football... wtf?!
McDonald's is horrible.... now Taco Bell.. that's a great achievement.
Neither of those women you posted are beautiful. When you say "Best looking women (and American women are often beautiful)", you should actually post a picture of a beautiful woman.
Beer is overrated.
Our music (by which I mean rap and most other modern music) is just pathetically bad.

..........oh my god.......
Amen, my brother.........
All my thoughts on post........

NOTE: Yes, I'm American!!!! Another thing to add: We are also very ****ed-up corrupt. We keep the righteous, original, REAL Americans, the Native Americans, on crappy, demeaning, tiny reservations. We stole their lands. That's my biggest problem with us....

 

[Xivii]

I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a joke so completely in my entire life.

..........oh my god.......
Amen, my brother.........
All my thoughts on post........

 

[Frown]

The British have the best music.
The British have the best accent.
The British are the most good loo...

Norwegians are the most good looking.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

soccer is gay what kind of sport doesn't even allow you to use the most skill related part of your body.

Kobra, how could you?!?!?!?!?

EDIT* Kay, I'm over it. Seeing Frown's ava and post made me lol.

 

[smashbot226]

AMERRRICCCCAAAA F*CK YEEEAAAAH!

Here to saaaave the MOTHERF*CKIN' DAY YEAH!

AMERRRICCCCAAAA F*CK YEEEAAAAH!

Freedom is the only waaay YEEAH!

Terrorists your game is throooouuugh.

NOW YOU'VE GOTTA ANSWER TOOOO:

AMEERICAAAAAA

 

[Red Arremer]

I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a joke so completely in my entire life.

To be frank:












Yes.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

@smashbot:
Wow, how do you come up with this?!?
Hilarious ROFLMAO material!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

@smashbot:
Wow, how do you come up with this?!?
Hilarious ROFLMAO material!

Team America: World Police

ANOTHER REASON WHY WE'RE ****ING AWESOME!!!

 

[Elder Sister]

Huh, irony? What irony? You mean like this?

what the...O_O*speechless*
american are fine

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, okay, I see.

LOL, Teran, you are too funny!

 

[Beren Zaiga]

I have some opinions that coincide with some of the things you believe about America.

I for one think there is an overall moral decay happening in America, the ones who are smart see this decay and recognize it as bad for the country, but the majority of stone-heads don't see it. At all.

We have had the Octo-Mom, That idiot Muslim that killed Private Long just because Islam said it was okay, the people continuously bashing Sarah Palin out the wazoo, and not even realizing the jokes and stupidity are f***ing old, still blaming her for McCain's defeat in his bid for the presidency.

The reason Obama got elected was in fact because of race (because he is, as far as I have read in history, the first Black American to actually run for the presidency), and appearances (his promises which nobody is giving most of the year to realize, because we're too MOTHERF***ING IMPATIENT) People everywhere in the country are doing stupid stuff for heck knows what reason at all, for as little as the drop of a hat as well!

Yes, we are corrupt, we made ourselves that way, not much people can do when stupidity is abound in our government with Lollipop Guilds and dancing faeries whizzing around in their heads.

Know why we seem to have made ourselves the world's police under Bush? Know why nobody is doing anything? They don't care, and they ignore the problem completely now. The fires of justice and sense of righteousness that everyone had during WWII is GONE. G-O-N-E, GONE If we could finally end what we are doing in Iraq, we could shift more of the money used to keep the troops there to other things we need. Also, to HELL with socialism, its been shown in the past that is doesn't work, so WHY I ask you, WHY THE EVER-LOVING HECK ARE WE SHIFTING TO A SYSTEM THAT HAS BEEN SHOWN TO NOT BE EFFECTIVE?! To quote a certain man whose name I am sure some of you know.


America needs to "WISE UP!"

...

That concludes my post.

 

[|RK|]

As for the Obama thing, you're totally right. If he were white, the amount of votes he had would've been lower.

Second, yeah, moral decay, I see it. I understand that.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a joke so completely in my entire life.

Patriotism. WTF happened to it?

 

[Red Arremer]

[posts of people not getting the joke]

 

[|RK|]

And I do get the joke.

And I do love America.

 

[Xivii]

As for the Obama thing, you're totally right. If he were white, the amount of votes he had would've been lower.

Second, yeah, moral decay, I see it. I understand that.

Don't wan't to debate but thats false seeing that white people voted for him, wut?

 

[Alus]

Japan has all the smart creative people...U.S has the party people...

everyone else sucks...

Don't wan't to debate but thats false seeing that white people voted for him, wut?

He isnt saying that black people voted for him...he said that anyone could have voted for MasterO because he was black!

 

[Sgt. Baker]

As a residential music buff/nerd....I'd rank England/Great Britian/Basically let's just say the continent of Europe lol as to having the best forms of music entirely- followed by America.

But from about the 90's to present, America is the leader in music but Europe paved the way for music, overall they are greater. I'll explain if I have to but yeah. Their music rocks lol

 

[Red Arremer]

Japan has all the smart creative people...U.S has the party people...

And Russia has the people making vodka.

 

[Alus]

And Russia Has The People Making Vodka.

Omg How Did I Forget!?!?!?!!

*bangs head on table*

 

[Xivii]

China has all the

Spoiler

Lead infected

goods. :D


So white people will vote for a black guy but not a white guy...very interesting...
I'd like you to take a moment and think about that.