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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

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handsockpuppet

handsockpuppet

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"Jigs is obviously girl and so she is obviously weak."

"I think Jig's down B restores health."

and now for the reasons why certain charcters are better then others

Bowser: boozer is sooooo cute
Roy: Roy has Teh Phire!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: Mewtwo is psychic and can control people's minds
Y.Link: Young Link is top tier because of this useless technique!!!!!
Luigi: Luigi's a pimp
C.Falcon: Captain Falcon is beyone manly
Marth: Men confident about their masculinaty ware tiaras
Peach: True men main Peach
Dr.Mario: Dr.Mario drugs people
Link: UpB spike!!!
Kirby: he's so adorable!!!!!
 
jwkirby64

jwkirby64

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"To play as link, you gotta control all them platforms. Especially with spin attack"

Yeh, sorry for the attacks from below instead of being a computer with a constant gravitational pull towards you.

Oh hells my favorite

"You're trying too hard, stop SHFFLing"

huh?
 
GofG

GofG

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So I was watching some old vids of mine to see how much i've improved (lots lol) and someone comes over to me, reaches over my shoulder, types into the youtube search box "Halo 3 Snipe Montage" and searches, WHILE I'M WATCHING THE VIDEO.

I'm just kind of gaping, but he proceeds to start watching some halo vid. I ask him why he did that, he said because Smash is a newb's game.

I explain that there have been tournies with over 200 people at them, Brawl is the most anticipated game for the nextgen systems now that Halo 3 is out, you don't know what you're talking about.

"Yeah, but it's 2d and there's only like 5 characters to choose from! what kind of game is that!"
 
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Fireflare

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"play fair and stop combo me into death!"
"advanced techs are useless"
*self destruct*"that's all planed!!"
"bowser is the best because he's the strongest and heyiest character!"
"okay you can use your falco but don't use bowser he's just cheap!"
"I can get back on the stage after every attack"
"why do you always own me?"
"hwo is that b"r"owser guy??"

favorite:
"Stop those **** advanced techs and play fair!!!!"
 
jwkirby64

jwkirby64

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Fireflare said:
"play fair and stop combo me into death!"
"advanced techs are useless"
*self destruct*"that's all planed!!"
"bowser is the best because he's the strongest and heyiest character!"
"okay you can use your falco but don't use bowser he's just cheap!"
"I can get back on the stage after every attack"
"why do you always own me?"
"hwo is that b"r"owser guy??"

favorite:
"Stop those **** advanced techs and play fair!!!!"
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LOL THATS WHAT I SAY WHEN I SUICIDE!!!
 
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ANBUmax

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after I used jiggs' sleep he says:
"WHAT! what did I just do?? was it a bomb??? STOP SLEEPING!!!"
 
Luthien

Luthien

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Heheh... I remember a friend of mine saying:

"What? No, you can't be Mewtwo. He's cheap. No, you can't be Bowser either! C'mon, be someone weak, like Fox!"

Needless to say, after the match, he decided to let me play as Mewtwo...
 
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Patinator

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I've heard quite a lot.

...From the same person:

"Only n00bs use the Knee!!!1!"

"Only n00bs tech!"

"Only n00bs roll!"

"Only n00bs use Marth's D-Air!!!1!1"

:mad: OH THE N00BISM! IT HURTS! Well, he wasn't serious, but...

...Well, the dumbest thing I've seen/heard of being posted? Quite a class... A certain Super Mod would know this...

Tires. Don. Exits. :laugh:

Well, the tier isn't everything, but still... It's funny!
 
SirroMinus1

SirroMinus1

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Ajarudaru
ok im about to quote a noob who im debating with on this fourm i just joined

artieboy
I hope you guys know waverdashers dont have to wave dash to win. they got other ways of winning matches. Like Lcanceling Shffl and mind games.

and wave landing is still in brawl. wavedashing and wave landing are two differnt things.

you air dodge in what ever direction your already floating in.
you also can air dodge then attack. kirby can puff jump puff jump repeatedly. even though he was not playable at e4all.

Sorry for bad grammar

sleaman
umm they use wavedashing to move around to do those things

artieboy
what? thats so not true

sleaman
yeah it is
in many videos of expert smashers they move around only by wavedash
since the caharacters are usually slow like the ice climbers.so they use wavedashing to move around the opponent with mind games and other stuff

artieboy (i quoted him mainly for his last sentence)
yeah it is
in many videos of expert smashers they move around only by wavedash
since the caharacters are usually slow like the ice climbers.so they use wavedashing to move around the opponent with mind games and other stuff


"They use wavedashing to move around there opponent with mind games" im not even going to look for a way to answer that. But here is what i got to say Do you think you can beat a person who wavedash if he dont wave dash. because i know people who (myself included) shffl DD Lcancling without wavedashing 1 match.
 
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Ouendanation

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YamiDokuro07: tiers are biased anyways
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YamiDokuro07: i'm telling you if was as good as any of them [pros] i would kick *** with even pichu
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YamiDokuro07: what marth
(Me) NintenPokey 666: ...In Super Smash Bros Melee?
YamiDokuro07: roy'll kick his *** anyday
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YamiDokuro07: sheik, falco and fox suck imo
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YamiDokuro07: i like to stick to link, kirby and pikachu
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
cultofrubik

cultofrubik

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[noob] Dude you're cheating!
[me] What are you talking about?
[noob] You're moving so fast! Nobody can go that fast!
[me] Uhh, are you talking about my Bowser?

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:
 
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xyouxarexuglyx2

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*while they were playing on a laggy HDTV which stunted my friends' abilities*
StreetPhyta: Wow, Avery, you're not nearly as good as I thought you were
Avery: Which is why I'm still beating you?

StreetPhyta didn't notice any lag. Just shows what a noob he is.

Dead Sexy Vocab said:
Please.... kick him in the nuts.
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Dear lord, I wish I could.

*edit*

LOL, THAT KID (StreetPhyta in my previous chatlogs found here) TOLD HIS SISTER THAT I DON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE. WHAT A LITTLE PANSY.

Edit:

LilShrewdAznKid = StreetPhyta. Remember, feel free to harass him on AIM, and post the chatlogs here for lulz and great justice. Sometimes, he tends to be on one SN and not the other, so try BOTH. Add him and harass him whenever he's on if you wish.

[16:40] RedTurnsWhite: good game
[16:40] RedTurnsWhite: you dont know what you're talking about
[16:40] LilShrewdAznKid: yes i do
[16:40] LilShrewdAznKid: give me one day and ill beet u with him
[16:41] LilShrewdAznKid: ill be the next pc chris
[16:41] RedTurnsWhite: who does PC chris play as?
[16:41] LilShrewdAznKid: fox/falco
[16:41] RedTurnsWhite: EXACTLY
[16:41] RedTurnsWhite: good characters
[16:41] RedTurnsWhite: not roy
[16:41] RedTurnsWhite: roy is a bad character ryan
[16:41] LilShrewdAznKid: yea sure
 
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spoonyd

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"The only characters you can use are ones with a gun or a sword."
"Why do you always grab me first? You must be cheating."
"All you do is shoot lasers with Falco. That's the gayest way I've ever seen anyone play."
"If my controller would register my moves, I would be beating you."

This is all in a 45 min session with a n00b who also said, "Yeah I'm obviously better than you. I can play everyone."
 
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