...Everybody uses c-stick. What are you talking about?
"I'm so good at super mario smash bros."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA UR USIN JIGGLYPUFF HAHAHAHA"
"Mario's fair shouldn't exist."
...lmao
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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"I'm so good at super mario smash bros."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA UR USIN JIGGLYPUFF HAHAHAHA"
"Mario's fair shouldn't exist."
...lmao
jlorde34@yahoo.com
Smash Apprentice
"Dude stop edgehogging that's f******cheating and peach is a f****** bi***"
I fly back on to the board fast fall and he comes charging at me and i hit her famous d smash.
"And she flys that is so cheating, and i hate her stupid down smash"
Me:"stop complaining and take this a** whippin like a man lol"
I fly back on to the board fast fall and he comes charging at me and i hit her famous d smash.
"And she flys that is so cheating, and i hate her stupid down smash"
Me:"stop complaining and take this a** whippin like a man lol"
waynesworld91
Smash Rookie
- Joined
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"stop screen watching"
handsockpuppet
Smash Lord
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once I showed my n00b friend a Bum video, he says, "I can't believe he doesn't spam donkey Kong's cheap down B."
Cynan Machae
Smash Journeyman
"Why do you always jump when shooting a laser. It's so much slower."
"Whaaat? I can't grab the ledge when you are grabbing it?"
Talking to me and my brother while we play:
"Your matches are boring, you are both using the shield and blocking attacks, it's not as much entertaining."
"Grabbing is gay, stop touching my character like that!"
"Whaaat? I can't grab the ledge when you are grabbing it?"
Talking to me and my brother while we play:
"Your matches are boring, you are both using the shield and blocking attacks, it's not as much entertaining."
"Grabbing is gay, stop touching my character like that!"
Paranormalsin
Smash Ace
after SH'ing and FF a C. FAlcon D-air my friend says i cant believe that didnt hit you.
i respond with a sweet spot fsmash with marth. gg noob
i respond with a sweet spot fsmash with marth. gg noob
handsockpuppet
Smash Lord
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he already does XD.
megamanexev3
Smash Journeyman
Hardcore smashers have no life.
Wait, that's actually true. (Goes and cries in corner)
Wait, that's actually true. (Goes and cries in corner)
unknown522
Some guy
"is that vid sped up?" It was one of my matches that happened last week
Cinder
Smash Master
OMG, I've heard that one, too!
And I got another one...
TIRES DON EXITS!!! Has no one brought this one up in this thread?
SirroMinus1
SiNiStEr MiNiStEr
Roy is better than marth because you unlock him second.
Dylan_Tnga
Smash Master
He also quite clearly has teh phire, and rewards horrible spacing.Roy is better than marth because you unlock him second.
Royyy rulllles!
http://www.clipstr.com/videos/RoyRules/
xyouxarexuglyx2
Smash Lord
"I use Fox because Fox is the easiest character for anyone new to the game to just pick up and start using well"
Me: You can't beat him. (him = friend who uses advanced techniques, decent player)
Scrub: What makes you think that?
Me: You don't use advanced techniques.
Scrub: I DON'T NEED THEM.
Scrub: I am good, but I can only unlock my full potential with a mushroom, metal box, and a bunny hood.
Scrub: When you use Falco on Hyrule Temple, theres a glitch where there's a 10% chance that Falco become superpowered and start owning. << most ridiculous
Scrub: You use MARTH? HAHA! Anyone who's ANYBODY knows all of Marth's moves!
Me: *shows tier list THREAD from the Boards to scrub*
Scrub: That's wrong. Let me write the REAL TRUE list down.
Scrub: If Roy isn't the best character in the game, then who is?
Me: Fox.
Scrub: Fox is okay.
Hell, let me get a chatlog.
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: roy sucks.
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: whose the worst then
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: mewtwo
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: whose the best
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: fox
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: fox is okay
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: *facepalm*
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: samus and link and roy are the best
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: dude
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: samus is middle
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: link is middle
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: roy is low
[21:30] AzNSwEEtIe332: fox is okay
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: no he isnt
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: hes top tier
[21:30] AzNSwEEtIe332: when i get brawl ill whoop ur but
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: LOL
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CUgR0AE1_KA
[21:32] AzNSwEEtIe332: ther is no way to shoot laser up and that fast
Session Start (xroflmaowtfx:StreetPhyta): Thu Nov 01 13:41:38 2007
[13:41] StreetPhyta: ken hoang is the best player for ssbm
[13:51] *** "StreetPhyta" signed off at Thu Nov 01 13:51:32 2007.
^
^
In that log, he randomly IMed me and said that. He's stupid too because he's using outdated information >___>
[21:44] StreetPhyta: i wanna see u play
[21:45] StreetPhyta: u against 3 level nines
[21:45] StreetPhyta: then i mite think a bit that u r great
By the way, feel free to IM and harass StreetPhyta. Don't do that to Aznsweetie or w/e though cuz that's the douchebag's sister.
Me: You can't beat him. (him = friend who uses advanced techniques, decent player)
Scrub: What makes you think that?
Me: You don't use advanced techniques.
Scrub: I DON'T NEED THEM.
Scrub: I am good, but I can only unlock my full potential with a mushroom, metal box, and a bunny hood.
Scrub: When you use Falco on Hyrule Temple, theres a glitch where there's a 10% chance that Falco become superpowered and start owning. << most ridiculous
Scrub: You use MARTH? HAHA! Anyone who's ANYBODY knows all of Marth's moves!
Me: *shows tier list THREAD from the Boards to scrub*
Scrub: That's wrong. Let me write the REAL TRUE list down.
Scrub: If Roy isn't the best character in the game, then who is?
Me: Fox.
Scrub: Fox is okay.
Hell, let me get a chatlog.
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: roy sucks.
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: whose the worst then
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: mewtwo
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: whose the best
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: fox
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: fox is okay
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: *facepalm*
[21:29] AzNSwEEtIe332: samus and link and roy are the best
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: dude
[21:29] xroflmaowtfx: samus is middle
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: link is middle
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: roy is low
[21:30] AzNSwEEtIe332: fox is okay
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: no he isnt
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: hes top tier
[21:30] AzNSwEEtIe332: when i get brawl ill whoop ur but
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: LOL
[21:30] xroflmaowtfx: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CUgR0AE1_KA
[21:32] AzNSwEEtIe332: ther is no way to shoot laser up and that fast
Session Start (xroflmaowtfx:StreetPhyta): Thu Nov 01 13:41:38 2007
[13:41] StreetPhyta: ken hoang is the best player for ssbm
[13:51] *** "StreetPhyta" signed off at Thu Nov 01 13:51:32 2007.
^
^
In that log, he randomly IMed me and said that. He's stupid too because he's using outdated information >___>
[21:44] StreetPhyta: i wanna see u play
[21:45] StreetPhyta: u against 3 level nines
[21:45] StreetPhyta: then i mite think a bit that u r great
By the way, feel free to IM and harass StreetPhyta. Don't do that to Aznsweetie or w/e though cuz that's the douchebag's sister.
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
Please.... kick him in the nuts.
Runfastgodspeed
Smash Rookie
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While using AR, "do you always get three jumps?"
Eci4
Smash Ace
I think this is the best thing I have ever seen.
Konpaku
Smash Journeyman
Peach is cheap.
PsychopathicEmus
Smash Journeyman
my competitive smasher friend who mains marth plays this one guy who thinks he's good but can't do advanced techs...after a chain grab:
dude how do you do that, you cheater?! marth has THE worst grab in the game!
dude how do you do that, you cheater?! marth has THE worst grab in the game!
KingJiggyWiggy
Smash Lord
LOL #%$#($%& Wtf that is the biggest John possible.
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SirroMinus1
SiNiStEr MiNiStEr
Stop glitching.
the kid said that because i was WDING
the kid said that because i was WDING
Typo_Brawler
Smash Cadet
Friend: HAY! Quite being cheep! Edge garding is cheep!"
Me: -_-.....
Me: -_-.....
WooICYU
Smash Journeyman
Yeah, my bro's a big whiner about wd's and shl(Falco) and edgeguarding till i showe'd him how
Cereal Rabbit
Smash Lord
Skits!!! Yay :O
CR = Cereal Rabbit, Don
Don: You like SSBM? That game is old!
CR: So?
Don: It was launched in like 2001.
CR: Screw your comments I have green hair
CR = Cereal Rabbit, Don
Don: You like SSBM? That game is old!
CR: So?
Don: It was launched in like 2001.
CR: Screw your comments I have green hair
Chromeless
Smash Apprentice
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Hmmm...maybe you should lay off the drugs.
WooICYU
Smash Journeyman
Lol, nicee, sometimes my bro does that
Konpaku
Smash Journeyman
I like how they all say the same thing...
handsockpuppet
Smash Lord
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I heard someone on Smashboards say once "Roy's chaingrab is tough because of his puny grab range." lulz then he found out that it was the same range as marth's and he was all "ohhhhhh."
XSkyShadowX
Smash Apprentice
The Dumbest thing i heard was
P.S this was after a match of PURE ownage.
" Super Smash Brothers suck ne wayz."
and
"Wow u a cheater all u do is wavedash nd do the same things to woop my ass??"
P.S this was after a match of PURE ownage.
" Super Smash Brothers suck ne wayz."
and
"Wow u a cheater all u do is wavedash nd do the same things to woop my ass??"
+Faruko+
Smash Rookie
The most recent one I've heard.
"I own with Fox, he's my main!" My friend said this with so much heart.
"Ok. So do you think you can beat me with Falco?"
"No duh, he's my main, I've mastered him."
*we get to his house after school and play, I win.*
"You're good, but Fox is not really my main, I was just kidding to see how well you could play with Falco before I use my real main."
"I own with Fox, he's my main!" My friend said this with so much heart.
"Ok. So do you think you can beat me with Falco?"
"No duh, he's my main, I've mastered him."
*we get to his house after school and play, I win.*
"You're good, but Fox is not really my main, I was just kidding to see how well you could play with Falco before I use my real main."
XSkyShadowX
Smash Apprentice
thats hilarious.
Konpaku
Smash Journeyman
Peach is broken.
Smash_Gigas
Smash Lord
I use wavedashing & superwavedashing techniques. (Samus) My friend mains fox. I destroy him in a match.
"It's pretty sad when you have to cheat to beat me, sliding across the floor like that."
Me: "...."
Oh, and my cousin--
(loses to a CPU) "Ugh! Stupid cheaters!"
Me: "What the crap?! They're just CPUs! How can they cheat?"
Him: "I don't know, they just do."
Me: "-.-"
"It's pretty sad when you have to cheat to beat me, sliding across the floor like that."
Me: "...."
Oh, and my cousin--
(loses to a CPU) "Ugh! Stupid cheaters!"
Me: "What the crap?! They're just CPUs! How can they cheat?"
Him: "I don't know, they just do."
Me: "-.-"
Tonyman
Smash Journeyman
"Smash isn't everything" IT IS!
This one was from a guy who lost to a friend of me:
"You only won because you don't know how to play"
This one was from a guy who lost to a friend of me:
"You only won because you don't know how to play"
brawlpro
Smash Master
"Fox is broken"
T Parker
Smash Cadet
"what the ****, your telling me i lost because you threw a beat at me?"
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