What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[HideousBeing]

The stuff that was said in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCYdYt306PI

Wow, what an idiot. "Kirby is the cheapest character." The Samus combo assumes that you can't even tech. "The characters I have excluded don't have strategies." Moron. His Kirby sucks. Anyone can quickly squirm out of DK's cargo or Yoshi's egg quickly OR that combo at the end that assumes no one can press anything to get out of a grab. And throwing turnips? Psh, if that YL was trying, his stupid Peach would have been getting owned. Man, idiots like this just make me sick.

Edit: Hey, I'm posting a comment on that vid for the benefit of this poor, misinformed smasher. You guys, go give it a thumbs-up.

 

[Cobalt]

My brother, after complaining about how I kill him by edgeguarding a lot. I play Marth, so yeah... -.-

My brother: "That's all you do, you just stand there, grab, and then keep me off the stage."
Me: "You mean...I edgeguard?"
My brother: "Yeah, edgeguarding is p***y play!"
Me: "..."

 

[handsockpuppet]

"Roy is better then Marth"

-me a while ago

 

[Smash_Gigas]

Me: "I could destroy you in Melee."
Friend: "No way, you can't beat me!"
3rd Guy Walks Up To Us: "I could kill both of you. I use Kirby and can suck up your powerz.... (Stares off into space)"
Me & Friend: "...?"

 

[Zane Fleia]

*Zane and a scrubby friend play a round. His Ganon, my Kirby. Four-stock him.*

Scrubby Friend: Who's the best character in the game?
Zane: Fox, definitely.
Scrub: No way. Fox sucks. You own me with Kirby, he has to be better.
Zane: *Breaks out laughing*

I should really show him the tier list. Then again, tires don exits. >.>

 

[Kiprusoff]

I was playing in a tournament with a family member; I discovered I could easily beat them with Dr. Mario by using the tornado and throws; pretty basic.

Anyway, after using the tornado about 3 times in a row and then tossing them right off the stage (Dreamland) they said "Stop hitting me! Arrgh!"

I just laughed and made fun of them after that. >.>

Another time I was playing, I played as Mewtwo about 6 rounds in a row and won every time. The SAME PERSON as above says "Stop using him!"

After letting them use him and winning in a KO fight 6-2, they said I was cheating.

 

[SparkZ]

"WAAH! Why does everyone hit me when I use falcon punch?!" That was my friend's little brother. I shinespiked him 3 out of 4 stocks.

 

[Jar'd]

"with marth, you can play as for around 5 minutes and reach his full potential" from a debate on tiers. His whole part is that tiers are ONLY the learning curve and how long it takes to reach professional with a character.

 

[Tiamat475]

Arrogant "Friend": "Super Smash Brothers is for 9 year olds."
Me: "Pfft, that's because you never even played it."
Arrogant "Friend": "I've seen it, it looks very stupid. I rather play the PS2 than Nintendo kiddy games."
Me: ...(What a Loser)

And Thank god he isn't my friend anymore. >_>

 

[Impact009]

Wow, what an idiot. "Kirby is the cheapest character." The Samus combo assumes that you can't even tech. "The characters I have excluded don't have strategies." Moron. His Kirby sucks. Anyone can quickly squirm out of DK's cargo or Yoshi's egg quickly OR that combo at the end that assumes no one can press anything to get out of a grab. And throwing turnips? Psh, if that YL was trying, his stupid Peach would have been getting owned. Man, idiots like this just make me sick.

Edit: Hey, I'm posting a comment on that vid for the benefit of this poor, misinformed smasher. You guys, go give it a thumbs-up.

I'm going to assume that is the only thing in that video that actually works, but still will never happen. If it uses the same concept as wobbling (which is something the guy who made that video hasn't even heard of probably), then it's not possible to mash out of it.

Nonetheless, it's a ****ty idea that won't ever happen in real play from a craptastic video.

To stay on topic with the thread: "Stop cheating."

 

[Supa_Sonic]

This is the definiton of a Smash noob

I was talking to my friend who has had the game since release and i asked him if he can even beat a lvl 9 bot.(he is really bad by the way) and he said "The bots have levels" I just put my face in my palm and walked away

 

[Impact009]

This is the definiton of a Smash noob

I was talking to my friend who has had the game since release and i asked him if he can even beat a lvl 9 bot.(he is really bad by the way) and he said "The bots have levels" I just put my face in my palm and walked away

He was still probably stuck in Event Mode

 

[handsockpuppet]

no no. it was the n00bs way of thinking. if I'm playing by myself, why do verses mode with computers when I can do 1player mode that was made for 1 player. XD ROFL LOL

 

[BrandonOwnageking]

"stop attacking me"

 

[brawlpro]

"okay, don't move now"

hhhhhhaahaha

 

[TheOfficialSonicFanboy]

hey az ho there is no end of disscution he is very g@y and he sucks there is a -100% chance of returning in brawl!! he is the only idiot who kills himself in melee even as a level 9 computer you ***!!

LUIGI SUCKS!!! THE WORST CHARACTER!!! SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG THE BEST CHARACTER!!!!

Right there from the Official Luigi thread. He must be a deprived child.

 

[Shadowex3]

Anything I said at my first 4 tournaments or so.

 

[Wing-Zero]

my freind said what is super smash bros , and i punched him in the nose

 

[handsockpuppet]

ROFL's crew motto is

"wavedashing is cheap". it's hilarious coming from a Luigi player who wavedashes to move around.

 

[BAMN]

Someone in my crew:
"Playing every character all the time makes your main better."

 

[Ophelius]

"You can play Smash perfectly fine when your fingers are numb!"
"No I can't!"
"I know, but I can beat your Bowser when your fingers are numb"

Case in point.

 

[spoonyd]

After hitting someone playing Kirby who claims to be the "shizzle" at 64 Smash w Ken Combo, he says "Wow that is SO cheap!". Never once in my playing career have I heard anyone regard that as cheap.

 

[finalark]

Friend: "Don't use side-A's!"

Me: "So say the man who C-Sticks every other move."

 

[Awex]

"There's no lag on Link's down air"

When I tried to explain to my friend why he needs to L cancel.

...

 

[Yoshi'stheBombers7]

Friend: "Don't use side-A's!"

Me: "So say the man who C-Sticks every other move."

I was going to say the same thing (well, almost). They never use the A button, it's just all smash attacks.
No stratigy.
No WD.
No mindgames.
Nothing.
Smash smash smash.

 

[slartibartfast42]

Has anyone here ever been called a tourney***?

yes, after asking that items be set to low instead of very high and short hopping.

Anyway, here's a couple more:

'Ice climbers are the worst characters; the first one is way too weak, and the 2nd one doesn't help you at all.'

I really had the following conversation:

Noob: What's your favorite game, mine's Halo 3.
Me: that's hard to decide, but it's probably Super Smash Bros Melee.
Noob: I hate that game with a passion.
Me: What's wrong with it?
Noob: No blood.
Me: ................................

 

[Fawriel]

Noob: What's your favorite game, mine's Halo 3.
Me: that's hard to decide, but it's probably Super Smash Bros Melee.
Noob: I hate that game with a passion.
Me: What's wrong with it?
Noob: No blood.
Me: ................................

"How funny. That's exactly the problem I have with your face."
*WHACK*

 

[Impact009]

my freind said what is super smash bros , and i punched him in the nose

I'm hoping you didn't uppercut him. If you did, then I hope you didn't break his nose in the process haha.

I really had the following conversation:

Noob: What's your favorite game, mine's Halo 3.
Me: that's hard to decide, but it's probably Super Smash Bros Melee.
Noob: I hate that game with a passion.
Me: What's wrong with it?
Noob: No blood.
Me: ................................

What's wrong with that? If he or she doesn't like the lack of blood in a video game, then that doesn't make him or her dumb. It's a perfectly valid opinion to not like a video game that's not visually appealing.

 

[Konpaku]

What's wrong with that? If he or she doesn't like the lack of blood in a video game, then that doesn't make him or her dumb. It's a perfectly valid opinion to not like a video game that's not visually appealing.

2nd

10 char

 

[Fawriel]

It's a bit disheartening that this is the one piece of dialogue in this whole thread where people show sympathy with the designated n00b.
There's nothing inherently wrong with liking games because they have blood, but there's something not quite right about hating a game because it doesn't.

 

[handsockpuppet]

"There's no lag on Link's down air"

When I tried to explain to my friend why he needs to L cancel.

...

LOL

my friend once:

"Why is Hyrule Temple banned? what's wrong with it"

he almost pouted when I explained that it created an unfair advantage in almost every way. He just couldn't grasp the idea of banning most of the stages he likes.

 

[Kyari]

The stuff that was said in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCYdYt306PI

i love this video

 

[Weed]

You can jump out of your shield?

 

[PNaleek]

"Wow, I'm getting pretty good at this game!", after being four-stocked. My gf is funny. LOL.

 

[Razed]

"OMFG, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST CAPTAIN FALCON?!"

"Shine."

"What's that?"

"Down B... Reflector..."

"Great idea, moron, Captain Falcon has no projectiles!"

 

[kinghippo99]

Friend, "What's a n00b?"

case closed

 

[anotherdeadcow]

how about how cheap advanced techs are? always, people who cant do them call them cheap because then they can hide the fact that they cant do them AND get to hold themselves a little higher than us because they have an honorable play style

 

[Konpaku]

Stop Screen Hacking.

 

[t0m0]

Heykyari, that Cfalc combo in that video is so broken; How is falcon not god tier?

 

[Bo0ndock]

"whats smash?"