Miller
Smash Lord
Lulz of epic win haha
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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ooooooo my favorite from 5 years ago when my friend's n00by classmate (that thought he was da sheezy at smash lol) came to my house to challenge me =]
*2 seconds into our very first match* -his marth vs my peach-
n00b: Wat da heck!? wat are u doing?
me: huh?
n00b: I foward smash you and it went right thru ur body! WTF?
me: I thpught u said that ur the best at this ga- nevermind *I just kept quiet and proceeded to **** him while giving my friend the "why did you waste my time?" look.
later, my bother(7 at the time) also beat him with luigi.
then the n00b thought that my bro was better than me because he's good with a harder character.
-sigh-
*2 seconds into our very first match* -his marth vs my peach-
n00b: Wat da heck!? wat are u doing?
me: huh?
n00b: I foward smash you and it went right thru ur body! WTF?
me: I thpught u said that ur the best at this ga- nevermind *I just kept quiet and proceeded to **** him while giving my friend the "why did you waste my time?" look.
later, my bother(7 at the time) also beat him with luigi.
then the n00b thought that my bro was better than me because he's good with a harder character.
-sigh-
Drik Khaail
Smash Ace
Him: stop using Luigi, Ness and Marth, choose someone else!
Me: fine, (chooses Link)
Him: (being ticked at me beating him a few times earlier, chooses Fox.)
Me: (proceeds to owning him with link) Happy?
*earlier on*
Him; here's an idea, lets use the same character, but its one of each others mains.
Me: okay?
We both fight as Ness, I win.
Him; well, your better with him. Now we use my main-
We both fight as Mario, I win.
Him; ack, well, I did SD once...
Me; kind of like I did with Ness, and finish with two lives?
Needless to say, he was kind of mad.
Me: fine, (chooses Link)
Him: (being ticked at me beating him a few times earlier, chooses Fox.)
Me: (proceeds to owning him with link) Happy?
*earlier on*
Him; here's an idea, lets use the same character, but its one of each others mains.
Me: okay?
We both fight as Ness, I win.
Him; well, your better with him. Now we use my main-
We both fight as Mario, I win.
Him; ack, well, I did SD once...
Me; kind of like I did with Ness, and finish with two lives?
Needless to say, he was kind of mad.
cllzzrd
Smash Apprentice
*I CC with shiek and dsmash with c stick, sending someone off the edge and then edgegaurding*
Person #1: C stick is for noobs!
Person #2: It is just cheap!
Me: if it is so cheap, then how come Pros use it?
Person #2
ros are nubs!
Me: There are ways to counter it...
Person #1: Like what, me start using it?
Person #2: we should put glue in the csticks so nobody can use them.
Person #3: I used to use the cstick, but then I realized it was cheap and nooby...
This conversation went on for a long time... basically it was the whole gaming club complaining on how they think the cstick is cheap.
Person #1: C stick is for noobs!
Person #2: It is just cheap!
Me: if it is so cheap, then how come Pros use it?
Person #2
ros are nubs!Me: There are ways to counter it...
Person #1: Like what, me start using it?
Person #2: we should put glue in the csticks so nobody can use them.
Person #3: I used to use the cstick, but then I realized it was cheap and nooby...
This conversation went on for a long time... basically it was the whole gaming club complaining on how they think the cstick is cheap.
'The unoriginal smash was LESS FUN.'
'in the jappanise version of this game you have to unlock zelda'
'****ing impossible the computers keep cheeting and wavedashing all over the place i hope wavedashing gets removed in brawl and i hope the computers are easier and dont cheat. does anyone agree? '
'What a liar. You cant beat ANY level 9's'
'Impossible. Lvl 9's know what you think, they can read it in your controller.'
'It's impossible. I'm not screwing with you or anything, it is physically impossible for a human to beat a lvl 9.'
thats about it
'in the jappanise version of this game you have to unlock zelda'
'****ing impossible the computers keep cheeting and wavedashing all over the place i hope wavedashing gets removed in brawl and i hope the computers are easier and dont cheat. does anyone agree? '
'What a liar. You cant beat ANY level 9's'
'Impossible. Lvl 9's know what you think, they can read it in your controller.'
'It's impossible. I'm not screwing with you or anything, it is physically impossible for a human to beat a lvl 9.'
thats about it
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
some kid i know said something along the lines of "smash isnt a game... im going to go play a REAL game like wii sports.*"
i still dont know if he was kidding or not.
i hope to god he was...
*NOTE: im not saying wii sports ISN'T a game... but smash is def. > wii sports
i still dont know if he was kidding or not.
i hope to god he was...
*NOTE: im not saying wii sports ISN'T a game... but smash is def. > wii sports
graves
Smash Journeyman
My friend said it was stupid to jump with Y and i asked my other friend about it and he sayed it was dumb to jump with up on the controll stick.
graves
Smash Journeyman
Hey cllzzrd I just read your thing and i agree C stick is awsome i mean It's a great move you can do the same thing with side A but i think it sould be a new move!
Jones4Life
Smash Apprentice
JOKR and i were playing a match. I was using sheik and he was usin marth. he F-Smashed me away from the stage and i used up-b, but i moved my thumb at the last second and went backwards accidentally.
Me "Uh... what the hell i went backwards?"
JOKR "Looks like it"
Me "How?"
JOKR "I DI'd you"
Both- *burst into laughter*
lol you had to be there...
Me "Uh... what the hell i went backwards?"
JOKR "Looks like it"
Me "How?"
JOKR "I DI'd you"
Both- *burst into laughter*
lol you had to be there...
Niko_K
Smash Master
does JOKR = a girl ITG player who <3's Kaw???
VaneWalker
Smash Apprentice
My Friend Brian Nyguen Said "Soul Caliber Four Is Better Then Brawl"
IShotLazer
Smash Journeyman
Smash is a button mash game -IGN magazine.
Niko_K
Smash Master
Thats why we call IGN the incompetent Gamers Network
waynesworld91
Smash Rookie
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"Dr. Mario isn't a character, he's just a big glitch that's usable in the game."
"Why does a fox even OWN a lasergun?"
"Why does a fox even OWN a lasergun?"
Konpaku
Smash Journeyman
"Kirby is so ****ing cheap! being able to copy people that is broken."
phish-it
Smash Champion
It's a FFA on pokefloats.
3 minutes into the match Goldeen appears
Noob:" Oh, Thats a Pokemon!!"
3 minutes into the match Goldeen appears
Noob:" Oh, Thats a Pokemon!!"
Here's one.
![Terywj [태리]](/data/avatars/l/71/71007.jpg?1555906021){kind=avatar}
Terywj [태리]
Charismatic Maknae~
"No fair!! Jogglypuff&Kirby have 5 jumps and Ness&Yoshi have only 2!!"
crazzydrummerpyro
Smash Cadet
after jv 5 stocking my friend
"You need to get a life and stop playing this game"
"You need to get a life and stop playing this game"
LOL_Master
Smash Lord
the game won't let me do anything i want!
blooagga
Smash Journeyman
Me playing with my slightly good friend (but no knowledge of competitive moves)
me: so who do you think is better marth or roy
Him: it depends...
me: just chose one
Him: ok roy
me: why roy? *crosses fingers for correct response
him: cuz he's stronger
me: why is he stronger?
*he looks at me strangely
him: I DONT KNOW
me: OW C'MON! JUST SAY ITS CUZ HE HAS PHIR3 ALLREADY!
ok so I tried to get him to say something nooby but it was still funny
me: so who do you think is better marth or roy
Him: it depends...
me: just chose one
Him: ok roy
me: why roy? *crosses fingers for correct response
him: cuz he's stronger
me: why is he stronger?
*he looks at me strangely
him: I DONT KNOW
me: OW C'MON! JUST SAY ITS CUZ HE HAS PHIR3 ALLREADY!
ok so I tried to get him to say something nooby but it was still funny
WooICYU
Smash Journeyman
Lol
My ex cocky friend
"Him Lol Smash takes no skill, i could woop you so easy
---While we are playing---
Whats this wavedashing crap, your bull, exploiting glitches in the game" -__-
My ex cocky friend
"Him Lol Smash takes no skill, i could woop you so easy
---While we are playing---
Whats this wavedashing crap, your bull, exploiting glitches in the game" -__-
Fuzzy Guts
Smash Cadet
Scrub friend: Wtf. Your leg didn't even touch me and I still got hit.
Me: The hitbox on my leg is massive and broken.
Scrub friend: Your mom's broken.
Me: The hitbox on my leg is massive and broken.
Scrub friend: Your mom's broken.
Zero_P
Smash Ace
Zero_P
Smash Ace
Good Lord.
BerDinosaur
Smash Cadet
"(insert mid to low tier character name here) sucks."
EpicE
Smash Journeyman
Niko_K
Smash Master
Yesterday while playing friendlies...
"Links a cheap character...his Up B lasts forever and it does so much damage, then his down a does tons of damage too, then he has bombs arrows and boomerangs....hes the easiest character to use"
AND
"What the hell, Marth has an advantage on Final Destination because he just brings you to the edge and kills you"
=_= I try to explain to them about links lag times but he just replies with still...its so cheap.
"Links a cheap character...his Up B lasts forever and it does so much damage, then his down a does tons of damage too, then he has bombs arrows and boomerangs....hes the easiest character to use"
AND
"What the hell, Marth has an advantage on Final Destination because he just brings you to the edge and kills you"
=_= I try to explain to them about links lag times but he just replies with still...its so cheap.
not_that_good
Smash Cadet
youre such a n00b! stop wavesmashing and fight like a man!
my friend said that after i wavesmashed him off the field at 100%
my friend said that after i wavesmashed him off the field at 100%
Cinder
Smash Master
While showing my n00b friends my Falco vids:
"Why do you jump when you shoot? You shouldn't do that...it's a bad idea" or something like that...and it was my FALCO...I was speechless...
"Why do you jump when you shoot? You shouldn't do that...it's a bad idea" or something like that...and it was my FALCO...I was speechless...
the.letter.y
Smash Cadet
n00b: yeah, I main Captain Falcon
me: can you gentleman?
n00b: of course I can!
me: show me
Captain Falcon: show me your moves!
me: ....
...the n00b posed >.>
me: can you gentleman?
n00b: of course I can!
me: show me
Captain Falcon: show me your moves!
me: ....
...the n00b posed >.>
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
That's actually pretty funny.
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
That's actually pretty funny.
Children_of_Bodom
Smash Cadet
We're about to sit down and play some Smash and my friend looks at the controller that he's about to use and says "Dude your c-stick is all messed up", I looks at the controller and notice that it's missing the top part of the joystick. I say to him "It's ok you won't need it" and smile. He looks at me and goes, "Well, if you win it's because of this c-stick". I then fired a missile at him and then super wavedashed away to look for new friends.
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
What's so bad about the C-Stick? I mean, of course some say it's not the pro-way of playing, but it can be easier for others... are there any top players who use the C-Stick at all? I mean, SOME Peach players do so...
Geist
Smash Master
according to my n00b friend:
roy is better than marth because he uses fire
captain falcon's side b is godly
ganondorf is the most useless character ever
missile cancelling is a glitch, so is tether recovery and bomb jump
falco is an overall terrible character who shoots and moves too slow
mario's cape is completely useless and so is foxes shine
"what? sheiks needles can be charged?!"
>.> i have no clue why some people dont like the c stick. i choose not to use it that much but some people actually get offended when you use it. ookkkkeeeeyy....
roy is better than marth because he uses fire
captain falcon's side b is godly
ganondorf is the most useless character ever
missile cancelling is a glitch, so is tether recovery and bomb jump
falco is an overall terrible character who shoots and moves too slow
mario's cape is completely useless and so is foxes shine
"what? sheiks needles can be charged?!"
>.> i have no clue why some people dont like the c stick. i choose not to use it that much but some people actually get offended when you use it. ookkkkeeeeyy....
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