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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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choknater
Smash Obsessed
That is actually the smartest thing I have ever heard someone say about smash.
lmfao. no.
FalconPunch
Smash Journeyman
"Do they allow that at tournaments?"
He's talking about edgehogging
He's talking about edgehogging
BIG-T
Smash Apprentice
random guilty gear guy: isnt sheik banned in mlg tourneys?
me:..............*dsmash*
me:..............*dsmash*
TyrantWolf
Smash Lord
"marth is so fast, he has no lag in his moves"
Oh and my favorite
"I like using items, they give a lot of strategy in the game"
Oh and my favorite
"I like using items, they give a lot of strategy in the game"
Itakio
Smash Journeyman
"Fox takes no skill."
You made that up and it wasn't funny at all.
TJJ
Smash Cadet
"If you use the C-stick your attacks are stronger"
"STOP HIDING IN THAT BUBBLE!!"
"STOP HIDING IN THAT BUBBLE!!"
KrystalRules
Smash Lord
ok my cousin said this:
"Falco isn't a clone, he just has the same moves as Fox"
and the dumbest question i have ever heard asked about it was:
"Is Kirby made out of bubblegum?"
"Falco isn't a clone, he just has the same moves as Fox"
and the dumbest question i have ever heard asked about it was:
"Is Kirby made out of bubblegum?"
Skyson
Smash Ace
"Stop acting like Marth is better than Roy. There's no such thing as the tip of a sword in this game. Roy's is stronger all over."
Yeah.
Yeah.
UltiMario
Out of Obscurity
Hmm
Let me think..........
Ahh, I remember, this one might not be hilarious, but I think its funny
Me: Have you beaen all level 9s?
Guy: Ya
Me: Have you gotten all stages?
Guy: Ya
Me: So, this means you you beat all events matches?
Guy: Yes
Me: So, were clear then, you got all stages, event matches, beaten all level 9s, obviously meaning you have gotten all characters (this was online, so dont hink i was dork-blabbering stuff like this XD)
Guy: No, I have not unlocked Mr. Game and Watch
Me: ...... (Idiot) [That, I said to myself]
He later admitted he thought the Event matches were just Adventure and Classic, he lied about all stages as well XD
What asad, sad, SAD day for him
Let me think..........
Ahh, I remember, this one might not be hilarious, but I think its funny
Me: Have you beaen all level 9s?
Guy: Ya
Me: Have you gotten all stages?
Guy: Ya
Me: So, this means you you beat all events matches?
Guy: Yes
Me: So, were clear then, you got all stages, event matches, beaten all level 9s, obviously meaning you have gotten all characters (this was online, so dont hink i was dork-blabbering stuff like this XD)
Guy: No, I have not unlocked Mr. Game and Watch
Me: ...... (Idiot) [That, I said to myself]
He later admitted he thought the Event matches were just Adventure and Classic, he lied about all stages as well XD
What asad, sad, SAD day for him
flaco
The Terminator
the hell is wavedash to jc grab,u fail at life for playing the pro way
ISeeTheLight
Smash Rookie
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my friend after versing another friend of mine:
'really we should make it so you cant choose to be roy or marth, thier up+B's are too strong and cheap'
'really we should make it so you cant choose to be roy or marth, thier up+B's are too strong and cheap'
Nicknyte
Smash Lord
tnks for ruining the threadThats Mama Luigi to you Mario!
****....what do you expect I don't play Star Fox >_<
SuperLink9
Smash Lord
Dumbest thing I've heard someone say about Smash Bros...
"It sucks because it doesn't have fatalities"
"It sucks because it doesn't have fatalities"
Niko_K
Smash Master
The night before the tournament at my house I had a couple players over to practice for some smashing. Except one who wasnt competitive but still owned the game.
*In a match against Falco (Im link)
Me: Shoots an arrow at Falco
Xero: deflects arrow back at me
Corey: What the ****!?! Did you guys see that glitch? Falco just reversed links arrow...thats so trippy howd you do that?
*In a match against Falco (Im link)
Me: Shoots an arrow at Falco
Xero: deflects arrow back at me
Corey: What the ****!?! Did you guys see that glitch? Falco just reversed links arrow...thats so trippy howd you do that?
ParanoidPuma
Smash Rookie
"Smash.. Brothers..? Never heard of it.."
*bangs head on table* >_<;;
*bangs head on table* >_<;;
XeroHarsh
Smash Journeyman
lol cory needs to stop smoking, seriously.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
WEll your dumb for not believeing me.
the.letter.y
Smash Cadet
Eheh, my brother yells at the computer when it "cheats" and he's 18 =D
*hangs head in shame*
cllzzrd
Smash Apprentice
Noob:Ice Climbers are horrible!
*I pick Ice climbers, then procede to beat everyone easily*
Noob: Ice Climbers are way too powerful and cheap!
Me: no they are not, you jsut have to know how to use them
Noob: (to the other really good person) Do you think the Ice Climbers are cheap?
Other good person: Ice Climbers are........ Ice Climbers...
*I pick Ice climbers, then procede to beat everyone easily*
Noob: Ice Climbers are way too powerful and cheap!
Me: no they are not, you jsut have to know how to use them
Noob: (to the other really good person) Do you think the Ice Climbers are cheap?
Other good person: Ice Climbers are........ Ice Climbers...
Nerd_of_the_Ages
Smash Rookie
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Noob: Roy is way better than marth, he's faster, has fire, looks cooler, and is unlocked later than marth.
Different scene now
Me: My classmates all suck at SSBM, there's noone to face
A different noob: Wtf, I can pwn you in 2 seconds flat
Me: *Raises eyebrows
noob: yeah, my insane yoshi skills own you
me: okay.... just making sure, you can beat a level nine and short hop, right?
noob: uhh.. uh.. n - i mean yeah, they're easy. and i dont need advanced skills like short hopping whatever that is, i can own with my basic skills
random: the second noob still ows me 50 cents.
Different scene now
Me: My classmates all suck at SSBM, there's noone to face
A different noob: Wtf, I can pwn you in 2 seconds flat
Me: *Raises eyebrows
noob: yeah, my insane yoshi skills own you
me: okay.... just making sure, you can beat a level nine and short hop, right?
noob: uhh.. uh.. n - i mean yeah, they're easy. and i dont need advanced skills like short hopping whatever that is, i can own with my basic skills
random: the second noob still ows me 50 cents.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
Probably the smartest thing I've heard in a long while.
TheOfficialSonicFanboy
Smash Ace
"Jigglypuff is the worst character in the game" Noob chooses Game and Watch, his doom follows.
"Luigi has no advantages other then his jump." After a lesson in wavedashing and 5 perfect KOs later, nothing said by this noob.
"Fox's shield can beat ANYTHING". Noob had to say hello to my Falcon Punch and learn the hard way.
"Luigi has no advantages other then his jump." After a lesson in wavedashing and 5 perfect KOs later, nothing said by this noob.
"Fox's shield can beat ANYTHING". Noob had to say hello to my Falcon Punch and learn the hard way.
TheKneeOfJustice
Smash Lord
There's a really annoying zelda/sheik player at my college. Not even remotely decent, I have to stop myself from laughing in his face every time he makes outlandish statements, but he genuinely believes he's right.
He was playing zelda, and puzzled as to how I could kill him so easily with fox up smashes. When I told him it is because she is light and floaty, he responded:
"No. The only character like that is Kirby."
I called him ignorant, and he got quite pissed. Since then, I just kind of kill him off when he says stupid things, hopefully he'll learn to shut up and go away.
He was playing zelda, and puzzled as to how I could kill him so easily with fox up smashes. When I told him it is because she is light and floaty, he responded:
"No. The only character like that is Kirby."
I called him ignorant, and he got quite pissed. Since then, I just kind of kill him off when he says stupid things, hopefully he'll learn to shut up and go away.
Ahaha... I know the type xD! They're so funny... gotta love em xD
Soccer game:
Team captain: "Hey, let's take the side with the sun in the first half while it's still pretty high so that in the second half, the other team will have the sun directly in their eyes."
Tard: "But then we'll have the sun in our eyes the whole first half, that doesn't make any sense."
There was no convincing him.. he *****ed about it the whole first half xD
twilight_hero
Smash Lord
This happened today. By by the way, MF stands for "My friend" and not...you know.
Me: Sonic is gonna be awesome in Brawl.
My friend: Sonic's not gonna be in Brawl.
Me: Uh...yeah he is.
MF: No, he's not.
Me: Dude, he's on the official Brawl site.
MF: Well, he's not gonna be in the game.
Me: There was a playable Brawl demo and he was in it!
MF: *slowly shakes head disbelievingly*
Me: Dude! He's in tons of pictures and videos! He was in the Brawl demo! He's on the site! What more do you need?
MF: I read an issue of Nintendo Power where they officially stated that they were sorry, but Sonic couldn't make the cut.
Me: Here's a little something for you about NP. It's written here. As in, Redmond. Brawl is being made in Japan. Nintendo Power is not making Brawl. It's being made at HAL, in Japan. Trust me, Sonic is in Brawl.
MF: Sonic's not in Brawl!
Me: Give me your email address.
MF: ...
Me: C'mon, gimme your email address!
MF: *writes it down*
Me: Be expecting an email with an obscene amount of proof that Sonic is in Brawl.
Then there was this, just yesterday. Different guy, BTW.
MF: As far as third-party characters go, I'm kind of sad that Sonic's in.
Me: *incredulous* I...but...
MF: I mean, Shadow would be sooo much better.
Me: *still incredulous*
MF: You know, since he has that weird alien gun thing, he'd be so much cooler. And they should also put in Megaman.
Me: D...wha...but...
Yeah...I have lots of stupid friends...
@Razed: What does that have to do with Melee or Brawl...?
Me: Sonic is gonna be awesome in Brawl.
My friend: Sonic's not gonna be in Brawl.
Me: Uh...yeah he is.
MF: No, he's not.
Me: Dude, he's on the official Brawl site.
MF: Well, he's not gonna be in the game.
Me: There was a playable Brawl demo and he was in it!
MF: *slowly shakes head disbelievingly*
Me: Dude! He's in tons of pictures and videos! He was in the Brawl demo! He's on the site! What more do you need?
MF: I read an issue of Nintendo Power where they officially stated that they were sorry, but Sonic couldn't make the cut.
Me: Here's a little something for you about NP. It's written here. As in, Redmond. Brawl is being made in Japan. Nintendo Power is not making Brawl. It's being made at HAL, in Japan. Trust me, Sonic is in Brawl.
MF: Sonic's not in Brawl!
Me: Give me your email address.
MF: ...
Me: C'mon, gimme your email address!
MF: *writes it down*
Me: Be expecting an email with an obscene amount of proof that Sonic is in Brawl.
Then there was this, just yesterday. Different guy, BTW.
MF: As far as third-party characters go, I'm kind of sad that Sonic's in.
Me: *incredulous* I...but...
MF: I mean, Shadow would be sooo much better.
Me: *still incredulous*
MF: You know, since he has that weird alien gun thing, he'd be so much cooler. And they should also put in Megaman.
Me: D...wha...but...
Yeah...I have lots of stupid friends...
@Razed: What does that have to do with Melee or Brawl...?
Dragon_Hawk
Smash Lord
Marth is easier to play than Sheik.
How is that dumb? They are pretty much even in my book...
Nicknyte
Smash Lord
Quoted for truth lolHow is that dumb? They are pretty much even in my book...
Vitamin X
Smash Journeyman
Ever hear the made-up term "death-cancel"?
"ur gay for modding ur controller because I know for a fact that peach is the slowest character in the game"
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Nite
Smash Champion
"Young Link is better than Link. He has fire arrows."
"Falco is just a slower version of Fox. Other than that, they are the same."
LOL
"Falco is just a slower version of Fox. Other than that, they are the same."
LOL
Niko_K
Smash Master
Continuing in the chronicles of Corey's stupidity...
Xero: haha cant get out of this chaingrab!!
Corey had his back turned
Next match starts
Shayne as sheik falls off the edge of FD and dies
Corey: You couldve chain grabbed onto the edge to save yourself
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