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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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Solharath
[ZTD] CEO
"I'd rather play Halo."
Stupidest. Quote. Ever.
Stupidest. Quote. Ever.
Slightlyvicious
Smash Cadet
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"Fox is slow"
Arcman
Smash Rookie
"Falco is the worst character in Smash"
"What does wavedashing even do for you?"
"The tier means everything"
"What does wavedashing even do for you?"
"The tier means everything"
Shadower
Smash Cadet
'I can obviously beat you i know everything about this game, i learned how to wavedash all the skills there is no way you can beat me!'
5 minutes later....
'what? how'd you beat me?'
obviously more experience beats learning all the skills without practice and goo reflexes
5 minutes later....
'what? how'd you beat me?'
obviously more experience beats learning all the skills without practice and goo reflexes
pablovirus
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Sep 21, 2007
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"why The Hell Is Big Blue Banned From Tournaments ?!1"
FierceDeityWolf
Smash Ace
"WD is for pros and people who use it are the best, smashers who don't WD automatically suck and are n00bs."-Most people on SWF.
No but seriously, I didn't exactly hear but see. I was owning a friend and he got pissed and turned off the gamecube. I told him "ardido!" which is like umm.. slang meaning he got pissed off in spanish.
No but seriously, I didn't exactly hear but see. I was owning a friend and he got pissed and turned off the gamecube. I told him "ardido!" which is like umm.. slang meaning he got pissed off in spanish.
Artery_Clogger
Smash Apprentice
A comment about smash 64 on youtube: There's wavedash, yes, but it's not as important since the action isn't as fast as the second one. If you're playing with Falcon or Pikachu though then yeah wave dash becomes very important.
Youtube comments are the stupid.
Youtube comments are the stupid.
baheffron
Smash Apprentice
I think if you go over to the brawl forums right now you will see a lot of dumb things being said about melee. (I'm sick of that forum :/ )
dark-war-cloud
Smash Journeyman
im sure danielle remembers this...
12 year old kid (me) beats his shiek totally raeping him, and he is 18...
"dude get a ****ing life"
i lul'd for a while after telling him being decent at smash doesnt mean i have no life XD
also "i can beat anyone in here with bowser, im seriously good with him"
12 year old kid (me) beats his shiek totally raeping him, and he is 18...
"dude get a ****ing life"
i lul'd for a while after telling him being decent at smash doesnt mean i have no life XD
also "i can beat anyone in here with bowser, im seriously good with him"
ProNoob
Smash Cadet
"This video tells a few secrets about links attacks (dont stop watching after the first secret, they get better!). sorry that there is no music, its just that my computer was getting really slow because of all the junk in it so i had to whip the memory and lost all of my songs in the process and im too lazy to get them back right now."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oclqoG9CFOI
LOL, this is the saddest vid based on SSBM on Youtube.
This is mad funny, or mad sad depending on who you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oclqoG9CFOI
LOL, this is the saddest vid based on SSBM on Youtube.
This is mad funny, or mad sad depending on who you are.
The entire Brawl forum should be locked and made into a mod announcement thread only.
Platypus
Smash Ace
"high tiers suck so stfu"
Nicknyte
Smash Lord
Playing as Marth:
"All you do is FORWARD SMASH! You have no skill at all"
Duh.
"All you do is FORWARD SMASH! You have no skill at all"
Duh.
oddgloat
Smash Cadet
"The person who's winning has special privileges"
"There are altered game physics when I'm being comboed"
"It's not me, it's the game"
"I'll give Memtmo a try"
"There are altered game physics when I'm being comboed"
"It's not me, it's the game"
"I'll give Memtmo a try"
PeeP
Smash Apprentice
My brother im bowser vs. his sheik.
"This is so unfair, Bowser has such a huge advantage over shiek."
"This is so unfair, Bowser has such a huge advantage over shiek."
RazeveX
Smash Ace
dumbest thing i've heard someone say about smash?
they said "soapy pineapple fiftyseven bluegrass drip".
dude, that **** makes no sense at all.
they said "soapy pineapple fiftyseven bluegrass drip".
dude, that **** makes no sense at all.
FierceDeityWolf
Smash Ace
****ing win, dude.
the.letter.y
Smash Cadet
all from the same n00b:
"I won't use the same combos as someone else because it's too predictable."
(trying to short hop as C. Falcon) "There is no reason I should be jumping this high!"
"What's pillaring?"
and my personal favorite:
(playing as Luigi) "O. M. G. Why won't he wavedash?!"
"I won't use the same combos as someone else because it's too predictable."
(trying to short hop as C. Falcon) "There is no reason I should be jumping this high!"
"What's pillaring?"
and my personal favorite:
(playing as Luigi) "O. M. G. Why won't he wavedash?!"
Crystallion
Smash Ace
People who state they won't buy Brawl because WD and L-cancel aren't in it LIEK IN MALEE!!!1
I would count the people but I lost track
I would count the people but I lost track
Super Mari0
Smash Journeyman
'' Wow bowser looks so awesome and big hes probably the BEST character''
''Omg Jiggs sucks so ****in badly i mean hes so weak AND slow''
noobs right?^^
''Omg Jiggs sucks so ****in badly i mean hes so weak AND slow''
noobs right?^^
Flarefox
Smash Ace
"Edge-hogging is cheap!"
"Pichu is the best character because he is the smallest and avoids attacks."
There was some amusing pichu guide saying that he is top tier that I read a few years ago. It was amazing.
I actually repeat some stupid things said as a joke sometimes, during matches. It's pretty fun.
"Pichu is the best character because he is the smallest and avoids attacks."
There was some amusing pichu guide saying that he is top tier that I read a few years ago. It was amazing.
I actually repeat some stupid things said as a joke sometimes, during matches. It's pretty fun.
The Last Dragon
Smash Apprentice
"bowser can do a super-wavedash, I...I saw it!!!"
Dylan_Tnga
Smash Master
lol hi *waves*People who state they won't buy Brawl because WD and L-cancel aren't in it LIEK IN MALEE!!!1
I would count the people but I lost track
Im not buying brawl since I dont have a wii and meh I dont consider it worth the money I work so hard to make these days.
Play it? fo sho, it looks really fun. But Im not intrested in being part of the competitive scene so I dont need a personal copy, heck I dont even have a gamecube or melee, all I have is a gamecube controller.
Dumbest thing I've heard about smash, ah I can find something new every day in the brawl section. There's no limit on dumb now that brawl is coming out.
Hah smashes work great for gimp kills though, ask him which he'd prefer
Wow, I really learned a lot watching that video. I bet Link would be top tier if more people knew about those secrets.
Dylan_Tnga
Smash Master
That link video is pathetic.
Zero_P
Smash Ace
That link video make me cry
I was playing Smash with brothers and friends at a party and a kid who has been annoying me the whole party comes to where we were and goes,
kid: "SMASH BROTHERS?! I CAN BEAT YOU ALL!"
me: "I'll take that challenge. Let's dance."
:kid chooses Roy:
kid: "I'm not using my best."
me: "Then pick your best and stop making excuses already"
kid: "I don't want to."
I was sandbagging and kid still gets 4-stocked.
me: "I thought you could beat us all."
kid: "I didn't say all of you"
Needless to say he pissed my brothers and I so badly that we never gave him the controller.
kid: "SMASH BROTHERS?! I CAN BEAT YOU ALL!"
me: "I'll take that challenge. Let's dance."
:kid chooses Roy:
kid: "I'm not using my best."
me: "Then pick your best and stop making excuses already"
kid: "I don't want to."
I was sandbagging and kid still gets 4-stocked.
me: "I thought you could beat us all."
kid: "I didn't say all of you"
Needless to say he pissed my brothers and I so badly that we never gave him the controller.
Of course, the classic ****** excuse of not using their main. Gotta hate that
Ticonderoga
Smash Rookie
Some kids at school talking about smash...
"My friend told me Mewtwo was the best and i believe him, hes really good at that game."
"Ganandorf is much faster than captain falcon. His forward attack is way better too."
"How do you unlock mario? I forgot i havent played in a while" O_O
"Falco is the worst are you an idiot? Hes so slow! Plus he has bad combos"
"One time i did this really cool thing where, like, i fell faster! It was cool"
"My friend told me Mewtwo was the best and i believe him, hes really good at that game."
"Ganandorf is much faster than captain falcon. His forward attack is way better too."
"How do you unlock mario? I forgot i havent played in a while" O_O
"Falco is the worst are you an idiot? Hes so slow! Plus he has bad combos"
"One time i did this really cool thing where, like, i fell faster! It was cool"
Zero_P
Smash Ace
I want to knee those kids in the faceSome kids at school talking about smash...
"My friend told me Mewtwo was the best and i believe him, hes really good at that game."
"Ganandorf is much faster than captain falcon. His forward attack is way better too."
"How do you unlock mario? I forgot i havent played in a while" O_O
"Falco is the worst are you an idiot? Hes so slow! Plus he has bad combos"
"One time i did this really cool thing where, like, i fell faster! It was cool"
FierceDeityWolf
Smash Ace
Another one
Smashn00b: OMG this guys a n00b he doesnt WD or does other useless techniques that are actually glitches and shouldnt be in Brawl becuase Brawl isnt Malee!
Oh..That's still my answer. *Hey Dylan Tnga, are you buying Brawl or not? I read somewhere you saying Brawl isnt smash. BTW Tnga can be short for tanga, which is spanish for thong lmao.*
Smashn00b: OMG this guys a n00b he doesnt WD or does other useless techniques that are actually glitches and shouldnt be in Brawl becuase Brawl isnt Malee!
Oh..That's still my answer. *Hey Dylan Tnga, are you buying Brawl or not? I read somewhere you saying Brawl isnt smash. BTW Tnga can be short for tanga, which is spanish for thong lmao.*
Ticonderoga
Smash Rookie
When i heard "ganandorf is so fast" i just couldnt stop laughing my *** offI want to knee those kids in the face
They are pretty much dumasses though :D
Zero_P
Smash Ace
I smacked this 13 year old upside the head for saying falco sucksWhen i heard "ganandorf is so fast" i just couldnt stop laughing my *** off
They are pretty much dumasses though :D
brawlpro
Smash Master
Okay I am 13 and if you did that to me I would've ****in rammed your ***.
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