James Sparrow
Smash Master
While running a pool at HJ4 a local comes up to me and asks "Is it legal to hang on the edge while the other person is recovering so he can't grab on?"
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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Eternalfire
Smash Journeyman
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"Super Smash Bros. is a button masher."
brawlpro
Smash Master
no thats the "Official Midwest Thread"...
DARKMIKE
Smash Apprentice
"yeah i know how to wavedash, i practed it for two years" shortly followed by"WHAT, YOU GRAB PEOPLE AFTER THEY HIT YOU!"
"why cant i do anything? i bet if you stop attacking i would win"
"peach is the best character, she is too cute with her yellow hair".
"pichu does damage to itself, how cool is that?"
"why cant i do anything? i bet if you stop attacking i would win"
"peach is the best character, she is too cute with her yellow hair".
"pichu does damage to itself, how cool is that?"
FrenzieFool
Smash Journeyman
Is that why you're here?
and one of the dumbest things i've heard was "fox and falco are exactly the same"
Sliq
Smash Master
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Imperial Wraith
Smash Journeyman
"the only good thing about falco is that he can jump high. that is all. everything else suck about him. marth is the perfect character ya"
Made me lol.
Made me lol.
A Diamond For Disease
Smash Journeyman
My friend Jon was playing a kid and he super wavedashed off the side of the level, while his opponent was hanging on the edge, and shot him with Samus' big blast, and the kid said "Yes but can that be done in a game?"
Death Kitten
Smash Rookie
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After we told my friend everything about Marth's shieldbreaker... "IT BREAKS SHIELDS?!"
Syko_Lemming
Smash Ace
"Soulcalibur II is way more intense than super smash. I once played 5 hours straight on it!"
~Sam
~Sam
Not really stupid in the sense that most of these quotes are, but...
I was playing my friend's fox with my peach, attempting to float into a bair while he was recovering. I was a bit late, and his B-Up actually killed me. At that point, he turned to look at me and said:
"You just got owned by the 2nd most popular Web Browser."
I was playing my friend's fox with my peach, attempting to float into a bair while he was recovering. I was a bit late, and his B-Up actually killed me. At that point, he turned to look at me and said:
"You just got owned by the 2nd most popular Web Browser."
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
Okay, TombStone's friend won this thread.
DynamicDuo
Smash Lord
After someone got four stock the loser look at his opponent and said "u look like my moms left testicle!"
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD I couldn't stop laughing
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD I couldn't stop laughing
.Finn Macool
Smash Apprentice
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Attempted gloat "Eat on that"
.................? thats what I thought
.................? thats what I thought
Aesir
Smash Master
actually thats kinda funny.
Platypus
Smash Ace
"I told you [Doc] to stop kicking me! I'm trying to charge!" This was during a competetive match.
No, I'm making this up.
No, I'm making this up.
Milos
Smash Lord
"You're playing Jigglypuff? k I'll play Kirby, because they're the exact same thing anyway."
Percon
Smash Lord
Aesir, your sig wins.
Anyway, my brother always shouts remarks such as
"this game is glitches! I was supposed to grab there!"
As he uses Samus' fair right past the ledge and plummets to his death.
Also, he was complaining that my attacks often outprioritze his, and I was explaining to him "Well, [bother's name], it's because my attacks have more priority"
Ever since, he's been shouting "My attacks have better priority!!!!!!1!" at random times during matches. It's quite funny.
Anyway, my brother always shouts remarks such as
"this game is glitches! I was supposed to grab there!"
As he uses Samus' fair right past the ledge and plummets to his death.
Also, he was complaining that my attacks often outprioritze his, and I was explaining to him "Well, [bother's name], it's because my attacks have more priority"
Ever since, he's been shouting "My attacks have better priority!!!!!!1!" at random times during matches. It's quite funny.
HZ514
Smash Cadet
Ah, funny stuff. One of my friend's friends thought that he was the shiznit (not a curse word) at Smash and goes around bragging about it. So one time I'm over at my friend's house when he is, and when my friend says I'm good, the other guy flips out and challenges me. First, he insisted on 5-stock on Hyrule, which gave me a clue he didn't really have skills. He chose Marth, I chose Ganondorf. And here's the funny part:
1. He laughed when he saw that I was Ganondorf, saying the usual crap about him being too slow.
2. During every combo I landed on him, he screamed and shook his controller complaining that I "wasn't being fair".
3. After he died first after giving me a grand 3% damage, he said "whatever, I still have 4 left".
4. When I asked him whether he still thought Ganondorf was slow, he said "your mother is slow" instead of responding.
4. The omnipresent complaint about glitching whenever I short-hopped, L-cancelled, wavedashed, or platform-slid (dont' know the actual name for that). Priceless moment when he shouted that I shouldn't have gotten my 2nd jump back after using my Down-B
5. When I dair spiked him on his 2nd-to-last life (with all of my lives and about 70% damage) he complained that my dair is unfair. (Keep in mind that he's Marth...)
6. When he finally took out my first stock on his last life, he acted like he had won, and when my friend told him that it was still 4-1 he just called him gay.
7. After the game he threw his controller and stormed out of the house, screaming that I Ganondorf was unfairly strong.
When he challenged me to a Ganondorf vs. Ganondorf match without "the glitching" (advanced techs), I still beat him (but with only 3 lives left, oh snap). His parting shot was "You hacked your Ganondorf to be better!" Rofl.
1. He laughed when he saw that I was Ganondorf, saying the usual crap about him being too slow.
2. During every combo I landed on him, he screamed and shook his controller complaining that I "wasn't being fair".
3. After he died first after giving me a grand 3% damage, he said "whatever, I still have 4 left".
4. When I asked him whether he still thought Ganondorf was slow, he said "your mother is slow" instead of responding.
4. The omnipresent complaint about glitching whenever I short-hopped, L-cancelled, wavedashed, or platform-slid (dont' know the actual name for that). Priceless moment when he shouted that I shouldn't have gotten my 2nd jump back after using my Down-B
5. When I dair spiked him on his 2nd-to-last life (with all of my lives and about 70% damage) he complained that my dair is unfair. (Keep in mind that he's Marth...)
6. When he finally took out my first stock on his last life, he acted like he had won, and when my friend told him that it was still 4-1 he just called him gay.
7. After the game he threw his controller and stormed out of the house, screaming that I Ganondorf was unfairly strong.
When he challenged me to a Ganondorf vs. Ganondorf match without "the glitching" (advanced techs), I still beat him (but with only 3 lives left, oh snap). His parting shot was "You hacked your Ganondorf to be better!" Rofl.
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
HZ514: How old is your "friend"?
Cort
Apple Head
Hey man, KoreanDJ is the bomb-diggity.
ToP CaT
Smash Lord
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I already told you, I dont want to learn how to wavedash. Just teach me to do the stuff in Shadowclaw, alright?"
Problem2
Smash Champion
"Who's playing as Peter Pan?"
Lag
Smash Journeyman
Friend: "How do you jump?"
Me: "Y." (Why?)
Friend: "No seriously, how do you jump?"
Me: "Y."
Friend: "You suck dude."
Me: (Laughing)
I was me trying to teach my little cousin how to play Smash, but I guess I failed haha. I had a good laugh.
Me: "Y." (Why?)
Friend: "No seriously, how do you jump?"
Me: "Y."
Friend: "You suck dude."
Me: (Laughing)
I was me trying to teach my little cousin how to play Smash, but I guess I failed haha. I had a good laugh.
Witchking_of_Angmar
Smash Lord
OMG, I have a new one my grandmother said. I showed her ssbm once, then right after I fought on a different stage, and she's like:
"Oh, so what game is thsi?"
"Umm, it's still the same game."
"But you're on an airplane now! That can't be the same!"
i had to stop myself from yelling N0000000000000000000b!!!!, lol.
"Oh, so what game is thsi?"
"Umm, it's still the same game."
"But you're on an airplane now! That can't be the same!"
i had to stop myself from yelling N0000000000000000000b!!!!, lol.
DynamicDuo
Smash Lord
another insult quote from pr3z "you look like a baby bear with no limbs".
Ouendanation
Smash Ace
aa n000000000000000000000b who sits next to me in Art class: "No one cares about sakuri (he didn't say it right) or wavedashing or that ****. Everyone who uses it is a loser" 
Drik Khaail
Smash Ace
no matter how many times I repeated it, I think the kid was intent on pronouncing it super smash bras melee. yes, bras. not an accent, just stupidity...
Banks
Smash Hero
^ maybe he was a surfer
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
Kinda reminds me of my Vietnamese friend, he pronounced Melee as "Meeeeeee-Lee".
Zero_P
Smash Ace
"Falcos lasers are cheap and dumb"
"You suck! All you do is wavedash!"
"You suck! All you do is wavedash!"
Volvagia
Smash Apprentice
One of my friends said that he thought Marth was a girl until more then a year after he got the game.
MASAHIROx
Smash Lord
marth IS a girl
tiarra included.
***.
tiarra included.
***.
Witchking_of_Angmar
Smash Lord
That's what everyone says until they get chanthrown->tipper->edgeguarded to death. Marth>All.
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