ipitydatfu
Smash Master
oh yeah.. on youtube comments: whats a four-stock?
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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KingJiggyWiggy
Smash Lord
4 stock means that you have beaten your opponent with 4 stock lives left. (hence, you didn't die once)
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
He was stating an example of noob-ness, he wasn't asking what it was, KingJiggyWiggy. 
Demon_machinE
Smash Journeyman
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Forward smash all those motherf***ers. They can't DI so youll gimp KO them easily.
I hate people that claim smash doesn't take skill, or isnt a real game. Its among the most intricate strategic real time fighting games ever created, and the most unique game ever created in its own right.
D_B_S
Smash Lord
" I got mr. game and watch in but I still havent unlocked mewtwo"
O_o
O_o
A Youtube video where someone cut together some Brawl trailer scenes along with material from the SE updates. Somewhere along the end, he suggested by his placement of scenes that the "rules" being "broken" are broken by the third party characters who violate the "Nintendo-only" rule.
I posted a civil comment pointing out that that is pretty much already disproved.
He proceeded to call me ********.
I asked why.
He elaborated that it was already said in a official statement that there will be more 3rd party characters and made the offer of deleting my first post to hide my embarrassment.
I told him to learn how to read because I never said anything about that and pointed him towards the SE update with the Ancient Minister and the Primid, along with the suggestion that he should learn some manners.
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Next time I checked, my last comment was deleted and the author put up a message saying that rude posts won't be ignored and such.
Interesting which post he deleted. I wonder whose embarrassment he hid there.
People like that make me lose faith in humanity.
I posted a civil comment pointing out that that is pretty much already disproved.
He proceeded to call me ********.
I asked why.
He elaborated that it was already said in a official statement that there will be more 3rd party characters and made the offer of deleting my first post to hide my embarrassment.
I told him to learn how to read because I never said anything about that and pointed him towards the SE update with the Ancient Minister and the Primid, along with the suggestion that he should learn some manners.
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Next time I checked, my last comment was deleted and the author put up a message saying that rude posts won't be ignored and such.
Interesting which post he deleted. I wonder whose embarrassment he hid there.
People like that make me lose faith in humanity.
While I was playing at school yesterday, some noob says, "Sheik sucks!" I was stunned. I told him that because he sucked with Sheik doesn't mean she does.
Later, he said, "Marth sucks!" I told him Marth did not, then he replied by saying, "No, Marth sucks compared to Roy."
Later, he said, "Marth sucks!" I told him Marth did not, then he replied by saying, "No, Marth sucks compared to Roy."
Eternal phoenix Fire
Smash Hero
"SmashTom's videos are good"
grimmlingur
Smash Rookie
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Link huh? Link is powerfull, although hes "REALLY SLOW", i have tons of favourites..they are:
Kirby,BOWSER,Marth (complete pwnage!)
link's no good cause he's slow but bowser is his favourite
Kirby,BOWSER,Marth (complete pwnage!)
link's no good cause he's slow but bowser is his favourite
g-regulate
Smash Hero
*reads the entire melee discussion board*
miller483
Smash Ace
All of that applies to me too. I mean, everyone with a 360 in my school plays Gears of War (including me, until my disc broke) but I also like Smash. Friday gaming club, huh? I SO wish my school had that.
They are considering that he's probably never been to a Smash-related forum to learn about advanced stuff. Last time I checked at least.
miller483
Smash Ace
I used to think that Jiggs was pure garbage, then I came here, saw some pro videos and swore to myself to NEVER underestimate anyone when it comes to Smash.
Shinku
Smash Champion
ken's Peach theory
All peach players who main peach are either, effeminate, metrosexual, homosexual or a big fat (fill nationality in here) guy and some are in denial of it.
lmfao!!! (i just had to insert his quote here)
All peach players who main peach are either, effeminate, metrosexual, homosexual or a big fat (fill nationality in here) guy and some are in denial of it.
lmfao!!! (i just had to insert his quote here)
vargasdelman
Smash Rookie
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- Sep 2, 2007
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lol i was playing wit my friends (total n00bs, even more than me)
and they were like "the c stick is so cheap. its way to easy to use. you'd never be allowed to use it in a REAL game"
and i heard this one a bit ago
"you guyz need to stop shielding. its too cheap and when you do it i cant do anything to you!"
haha
and they were like "the c stick is so cheap. its way to easy to use. you'd never be allowed to use it in a REAL game"
and i heard this one a bit ago
"you guyz need to stop shielding. its too cheap and when you do it i cant do anything to you!"
haha
SiD
Smash Master
Me and another smasher were talking to noobs in class because we were bringing in the game on the last day of school.
Noob - "You guys don't do that shielding crap do you?"
Noob - "You guys don't do that shielding crap do you?"
milkshake33
Smash Apprentice
Im at school and im like ya i play super smash brothers and my noob friend goes and i quote
"Oh i could kick your ***, im the guy that uhhhh floats around alot, i cant remember his name but i own with him"!!!!!
"Oh i could kick your ***, im the guy that uhhhh floats around alot, i cant remember his name but i own with him"!!!!!
Dead Sexy Vocab
Smash Journeyman
Did you own him yet?
x4FoSho4x
Smash Ace
Reject- "FoSho I quit your stupid ****in crew"
Me- "You were never in it"
What a joke.
Me- "You were never in it"
What a joke.
FrozenRoy
Smash Lord
"Mindgames? Who the hell needs mindgames?"
x4FoSho4x
Smash Ace
I heard some dumb **** before. A lot of the stuff in this thread isn't even funny including mine. lol. But its just prolly me. When you here it in person and the person is DEAD SERIOUS its hilarious.
I tried to hustle this guy to MM me in smash at my school, this kid is an idiot.
I go tell me what you know about smash.
Hes goes i can WD 1/10 times and when you wd it makes you invincible, and you can never be hit" I go are you sure? and he looks at me with the most serious face ive ever seen and says "Yes I am sure" in the gayest voice. so i couldnt help but laugh in his face and spit my slushy all over him. I bought him a new shirt with the money he gave me in the mm. lol.
I tried to hustle this guy to MM me in smash at my school, this kid is an idiot.
I go tell me what you know about smash.
Hes goes i can WD 1/10 times and when you wd it makes you invincible, and you can never be hit" I go are you sure? and he looks at me with the most serious face ive ever seen and says "Yes I am sure" in the gayest voice. so i couldnt help but laugh in his face and spit my slushy all over him. I bought him a new shirt with the money he gave me in the mm. lol.
JOLT143
Smash Apprentice
My favorites are...
Falcons areals are pathetic, stick to uncharged smash attacks.
swd takes no skill speed or anything and it is the worst tactic ever.
shieks f-tilt sucks why are you still using it?
kirby is the best, he can suck you up and spit you out.
Mewtwo can own anybody because of his spike, nobody else can do that.(next game i spiked him 3 times as samus)
bowser wavedashes so easily, all you have to do is run.
gannon's B is so much better than falco's.
samus has no good projectiles.
And the best of all is....(Drumroll please)
Falco's recovory is so much better than samus. you cant hit him while he is doing side B
Falcons areals are pathetic, stick to uncharged smash attacks.
swd takes no skill speed or anything and it is the worst tactic ever.
shieks f-tilt sucks why are you still using it?
kirby is the best, he can suck you up and spit you out.
Mewtwo can own anybody because of his spike, nobody else can do that.(next game i spiked him 3 times as samus)
bowser wavedashes so easily, all you have to do is run.
gannon's B is so much better than falco's.
samus has no good projectiles.
And the best of all is....(Drumroll please)
Falco's recovory is so much better than samus. you cant hit him while he is doing side B
Cronius
Smash Apprentice
Jolt, that last one made me laugh.
Demon_machinE
Smash Journeyman
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DOUBLE RAPTOR!
Smashtom is a legend. Triple forward B with peach vs a bowser on training mode who can clearly jump out of the first one is his best combo by far.
I dunno, it takes quite a bit of effort to devise a combo that specifically relies on the opponent meteor-canceling with inhuman reflexes.
tafutureboy
Smash Ace
"i could f**in own you as kirby"
"Falcon is better than ganondorf because he's stronger"
"how do you unlock Toad"
"i'm gonna own you with Pit"
sorry to kirby fans but the n00bs that said this said he was better because he can fly and take you powersa...
"Falcon is better than ganondorf because he's stronger"
"how do you unlock Toad"
"i'm gonna own you with Pit"
sorry to kirby fans but the n00bs that said this said he was better because he can fly and take you powersa...
miller483
Smash Ace
After beating my friend as Mario:
"Well Mario's on the cover of the game, that makes him the strongest!"
I had the most "WTF!?" look on my face.
The worst part is though, is that I know a lot of people who tend to say that regarding fighting games.
"Well Mario's on the cover of the game, that makes him the strongest!"
I had the most "WTF!?" look on my face.
The worst part is though, is that I know a lot of people who tend to say that regarding fighting games.
Sneakyxhandz
Smash Rookie
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- Jun 12, 2007
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My friend: "It's because you have the game and I don't."
Me: "Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I play as much as you."
Friend: "Then how did you just learned how to shoot lasers like that?"
Me: "Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I play as much as you."
Friend: "Then how did you just learned how to shoot lasers like that?"
E-Jolteon
Smash Ace
"Hey, I recognize this from mario 64!"
We ere fighting on Brinstar.
We ere fighting on Brinstar.
_ToAsT_
Smash Apprentice
"Wave dashing is useless" is the noobiest thing I've heard so far
BerDinosaur
Smash Cadet
"SSBM is too simple."
FierceDeityWolf
Smash Ace
When most of my friends think Kirby is awesome cause he gets the abilites from others and they think Link is awesome just for spamming the upb.
capncone
Smash Apprentice
"I could beat Ken if I had 5 stocks and he had 1"
-My friend who doesn't use any advanced techs.
-My friend who doesn't use any advanced techs.
Ryusiodo
Smash Apprentice
"I'm starting to get the hang of Marth. All the swordsman kind of have the same moves."
Kaa
Smash Cadet
Brother (Tekken Player): This game will never be at EVO, it's such a joke game for kids.
FoxFtw
Smash Apprentice
Me too, i so wish my school had a gaming club
id kik some smash a**
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SPACE ANIMALS RULE ALL
YOU THINK IM LYING
LETS BRAWL!!!
brawlpro
Smash Master
haha, the principal will laugh at me if i ask for one...
FoxFtw
Smash Apprentice
yea so will mine... that sucks
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SPACE ANIMALS RULE ALL
IF YOU THINK IM LYING
LETS BRAWL!!!!
miller483
Smash Ace
Third'd 10 charsyea so will mine... that sucks
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SPACE ANIMALS RULE ALL
IF YOU THINK IM LYING
LETS BRAWL!!!!
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