What would YOU do in a Zombie Outbreak?!

[MBreeto]

I've just realised, rappers are really smart stocking up on Hummers. You could safely plough your way through hoards of the undead scum.

Yea, but they'll probably drive a ax of 50 miles before they need to fuel up again xD

 

[HolyCrusader]

Zombies don't exist.
What's the point in playing out this fantasy?

http://www.cracked.com/article_1564...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Read the link. In actuality, a viral outbreak of likely to occur. Maybe not in our life time. But with the rapidly growing use of technology, who is to say there is no chance?
Also these reasons are all factual.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

If they were slow, I'd probably just venture outside and see a bunch of dead zombies due to the fact that everyone's already prepared for them.

If they could run, I'd die like everybody else.

 

[Lemonwater]

this kid is becoming creative. home made claymores. box, duck tape, nails, and gun powder jimmy rigged to poles.

to lemonwater.

so i will let you wield the bow. sounds reasonable if there is only one and you dont want to use your ammunition.
and sweet action on the cross bow. you need one of those repeating ones like they have in van helsing.

all sports stores sell guns.

Holy ****, I forgot about the Van Helsing one. That one was awesome. And insane.

 

[chuckyj100]

Holy ****, I forgot about the Van Helsing one. That one was awesome. And insane.

i love van helsing that guy is awesome!!!! I gave this alot of thought if the zombies are so dumb i would act like one until they leave and/or decompose

 

[toon_marth]

Id probably make a fort, steal military bombs, and bombard them from the top while they all stand helpless screeching. lol

 

[Skrah]

i love van helsing that guy is awesome!!!! I gave this alot of thought if the zombies are so dumb i would act like one until they leave and/or decompose

I'm sure they would smell fresh meat

And yeah, maybe I'm getting too creative lol, but you would need to be resourceful in a real outbreak. Also there are plenty of how to do bombs sites. xD

 

[Lemonwater]

It might also be helpful to wear armor (especially on the arms, neck, and legs) so that they can't bite you. Those seem to be very common areas targeted by zombies. Probably because they can get their teeth around your limbs more easily. It wouldn't hurt to wear a hard leather armor over your body though. Rounded, so that they can't even get their teeth around it. (Think: A dog trying to bite a bowling ball)

Plus, strong armor on the arms and legs can double as weapons in case the zombie gets too close to swing a weapon at or shoot. Having sharp protrusions only increases armor's effectiveness as a last-resort or extremely close range weapon. If you can acquire motorcycle gloves (they have metal plates fastened on them and a molded plate over the knuckles), that would be nice too.

 

[Black Waltz]

An even better idea is to try an convince every girl to have sex with you in an effort to repopulate the earth.

 

[Darkslash]

An even better idea is to try an convince every girl to have sex with you in an effort to repopulate the earth.

You should do that AFTER your sure the zombies are all dead.

 

[_Phloat_]

Sit in a closet, and spam right click.

 

[Chaco]

An even better idea is to try an convince every girl to have sex with you in an effort to repopulate the earth.

Take about 7 girls back to your "haven", and convince them your the only ones left. Then, and only then, will you repopulate the earth. With high heels. ;D

 

[Charizard92]

1: pack several flashlights, first aid kits, radio, and any melee weapons I can find
2: hotwire a car and drive to a gun store/rifle range
3: get the rifle and stock up on ammo
4: wait until word of rescue arrives.
5: if no rescue will arrive, use hotwired car to escape
6: if flight is required, pray that videogames help with flight skills.

 

[Squire Grooktook Z]

Get a boat. And go out to the middle of the ocean with some supplys and wait for it to die.

Probably wouldnt work. But still it beats doing nothing.

 

[MBreeto]

6: if flight is required, pray that videogames help with flight skills.

Pull some snakes on a plane **** lol. If Kenan Thompson can land a plane based off playing a flight simulator, then anyone can XD

 

[chuckyj100]

i would also use one of those suv machine gun things that they show in mythbusters Episode fish in a barrel

 

[kirbywizard]

find a bomb shelter, no zombie going to get past re-enforced steel,

 

[Lemonwater]

Go seek shelter in a hospital! It's totally the best place to be when there's a zombie outbreak! *yarly*

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

1. Try to enlist the help of the police officer next door.
2. Also try to enlist the help of all friends which would be usful in a zombie outbreak (a surpising amount of my friends would actually be of help in this type of situation).
3. Obtain as many other weapons and as much supplies as possible.
4. Go to the middle school that is close to my house that doubles as a hurricane shelter and rough it out there.

 

[MBreeto]

find a bomb shelter, no zombie going to get past re-enforced steel,

Watch the movie Day of the Dead. Zombies can get into anything.

 

[c3gill]

I would be glad I purchased The ZOMBIE survival guide, by Max Brooks. and then I would be glad that I followed his ideas and stocked up on guns and survival stuffs.

First things first, Id go to Lazy Days, smoke some Hookah. Then id go next door to a gun shop, buy a few guns and a Bow set. Then Id go to the Super Wal-Mart down the street (with my friends, who all know this plan, we have talked about it) and get everyone off the premises. I would fortify that Wal- Mart, and with my friends, build a secure area within the wal-mart, for when the Zombies break our defenses. We would have food, running water and bottled water, guns, board games and books for entertainment, and plenty of clothes. As soon as Zombies break through our secondary defenses, my friends and I would ride our bikes (that we took from Wal-Mart, Zombies can hear cars and we need to escape quickly) down Rt. 17 to Yorktown Beach. From there, we could set up a true line of Defense, as the terrain is fitting for survival (come on, civil war battle was fought there. trenches everywhere, and water to our backs. Zombies cant swim.). From there we would be glad we grabbed seeds from Wal-Mart. Plant a garden, build a small, fortified city- and be on guard. Its not if they find us- its when. And we MUST be ready.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I'd EAT HUMAN BRAINS!!!

All you humans think you can match us?

Ha!

We Zombies with devour you all, and dine on your brains!

...We are just biding our time, waiting for the inevitable...

 

[MBreeto]

I'd EAT HUMAN BRAINS!!!

All you humans think you can match us?

Ha!

We Zombies with devour you all, and dine on your brains!

...We are just biding our time, waiting for the inevitable...

lol zombies can't talk

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

lol zombies can't talk

I DIDN'T talk. I typed.

 

[smashbot226]

I DIDN'T talk. I typed.

I knew it. Good thing I laced your breakfast with cyanide.

I don't remember- are zombies Atheistic Communists?

Or Communist-Loving Atheists?

And everybody's plans here have flaws. For one thing:

1. If zombies DO have a first attack, they will come in HUGE numbers. Not in some scrawny little pack.

2. If zombies catch fire, they will not stop. They will come after you- fire doesn't phase them, as their pain receptors no longer work. Best thing to do is to just chop their heads off- THAT always works.

Take about 7 girls back to your "haven", and convince them your the only ones left. Then, and only then, will you repopulate the earth.

Wow, you genius. Now I WANT a zombie apocalypse. Assuming all the hot chicks are alive, of course.

3. I would get as few people as I could if I have room for more. Admittedly, my family probably wouldn't be among them. In zombie-world, nobody has the sympathy.

It's all survival at that point.

4. Realistically, I'd carry only two guns, and one of them would be for backup. If I had more of a convoy or packing truck, I'd find more, but when I start out, I'll bring a shotgun and one/two pistols, several explosive devices that catch zombie's attentions, and some Advil.

In a zombie outbreak, you NEED to keep your cool.

 

[MBreeto]

I DIDN'T talk. I typed.

oh ****... they're learning... My post was merely a test to see how advanced zombies have become. Clearly, we've underestimated their intelligence.

 

[Lemonwater]

I told you guys zombies were smart lmao

 

[smashbot226]

oh ****... they're learning... My post was merely a test to see how advanced zombies have become. Clearly, we've underestimated their intelligence.

Then why don't they run? And don't give me sh*t about how their bones deteriorate or they're held back by some idiotic limitation.

Zombies are stupid. Psycho Incarnate is obviously an alien who is also a zombie wannabe.

 

[slave1]

It might also be helpful to wear armor (especially on the arms, neck, and legs) so that they can't bite you. Those seem to be very common areas targeted by zombies. Probably because they can get their teeth around your limbs more easily. It wouldn't hurt to wear a hard leather armor over your body though. Rounded, so that they can't even get their teeth around it. (Think: A dog trying to bite a bowling ball)

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true. cheep protection. shin guards, wrist guards like the ones you use rollerblading. helment. elbo guards. not sure what one would use for finger guards.

wearing motorcycle clothing would work.

Smashbot:

good point on only bringing two weapons. but one could do three.
1 on the back
1 or 2 pistols on the hips or legs
1 in hand.

dealing with the numbers of zombies.
its true. you people who mention riding bikes. especially in a city. learn to drive. you want to move fast. but a bike on the back is not bad.

 

[Lemonwater]

Yeah, even cheap rollerblading/skating stuff would probably work. The hard composite plastic variety. Metal would be thinner and allow you to move more freely, but you shouldn't need metal armor except for your hands and forearms. Maybe shins and feet if you plan on punching/kicking zombies or want to be prepared for scenarios in which punching and kicking them could be necessary.

 

[Skrah]

Just roll on s*** so you smell so bad that you wouldn't look tasty.

 

[kirbywizard]

Watch the movie Day of the Dead. Zombies can get into anything.

but not ine the air *flies*

 

[smashbot226]

but not ine the air *flies*

But there's zombie snakes. And they're on the plane.

AND THIS TIME:

Kenan and Samuel aren't here.

AKA WE'RE F*CKED.

 

[leonbird]

theres always a way just dont get yourself stuck.

 

[smashbot226]

They are zombies. They are inadvertent masters at trapping you. You will need a huge steamroller if you intend on following through with that statement.

Or you can be the meatshield.

 

[MBreeto]

but not ine the air *flies*

lol, like I said, nowhere is safe. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780583/

 

[phenom-forever]

follow my zombie Apocalypse plan

 

[slave1]

follow my zombie Apocalypse plan

which is?

and the steam roller thing... if reinforced would work for a while. man that is a nasty picture to think about. you would have to be going somewhere where you know there is back up and people can help you clear them off of the car when you arrive.

 

[c3gill]

4. Realistically, I'd carry only two guns, and one of them would be for backup. If I had more of a convoy or packing truck, I'd find more, but when I start out, I'll bring a shotgun and one/two pistols, several explosive devices that catch zombie's attentions, and some Advil.

Zombies can still hear prey- guns, while effictive at mowing down large mobs, are only going to draw more zombies to you. Silencer ftw, but a decent compound Bow with some training behind it could be the best bet. a handy pistol could be nice, but it shouldnt be your only type of weapon, or primary weapon. If you are trained with a hand-held weapon that could prove useful as a primary weapon as well, but you must be extra cautious in this case, as a bite is much more likely in close combat.

EDIT- ammunition. Guns have a very limited ammo, but for a bow you can generally reuse arrows, and make your own if need be. Much easier than making bullets, anyway.

dealing with the numbers of zombies.
its true. you people who mention riding bikes. especially in a city. learn to drive. you want to move fast. but a bike on the back is not bad.

Driving is going to be worthless, more Zombies will be in the larger cities because of the large amount of prey. cars will be piled up from crashes and people panicking, so it would be hard to drive through a city. Cars make noise- A LOT of noise. and they require gasoline- which wont be in large supply once Zombies are running rampant. Sure a diesel engine could be nice if your living in a low population area (Montana or Wisconsin, or northern Canada lol)- but noise is always a factor. Bikes are almost always a better bet than cars, as they are silent and run on man power. Plus, most cars that are "offroad" would epic fail in a real offroading situation. a bicycle is almost always better than a car when zombies attack.

Obviously cars are amazing in certain situations, such as clearing out certain areas, scouting, and of course for hunting. But, if you live in a city, have a bicycle ready.

 

[~rh]

@ that steam roller idea... imagine the smell.