Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten

[Proverbs]

Have you ever just gotten one of those really weird compliments and you just don't know how to respond to them? Yeah, that's what this thread's about. Post the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten, or any of the weird ones you've gotten recently.

Probably my top three have to be:

You should do books on tape (I've actually gotten this one a number of times o_O;; ).
I love your jawline.
And the last one I'd have to say is my all time favorite, I'll put the conversation between my friend Ash and I here:

Ash: Your hair's like an ocean.
Me: Uh, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
Ash: I don't even know, I just feel like I'm drowning in it.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

"this is the first time in a while you don't look dreadful!"

Thanks.

 

[Lythium]

I predict greatness for this thread.

I was waiting for a bus on Halloween at a really sketchy terminal. The following ensues:
Sketchy Guy in a Cowboy Outfit: Excuse me, miss, do you have a light?
Me: No, sorry.
Sketch: That's alright.
(Long awkward pause.)
Sketch: You got a purdy mouth.
Me: Um, thanks... gotta go.

A friend of mine also grabbed my elbow in lecture once, and said: "OMG! Your elbows are so nice!"

 

[KayLo!]

Some 50-year-old-lookin-dude: Are you a mother?
Me: No..... [Mind you, I'm 21 and get told all the time that I look young for my age.]
Dude: Well, you should be, because I loo~oove you.

I still don't get it....

 

[DtJ Jungle]

I don't get it either.

*explodes*

 

[Moon of the Strawberries]

"You look like a pigeon".

Seriously. My friend said that to me last year in study hall. I still have no idea if that's a compliment or an insult.

 

[Tom]

"You don't look like a rocket booster just hit you in the head."

 

[DtJ Jungle]

....Explain please.

 

[GreenKirby]

*This was on the phone*

Some guy trying to sell whatever: You know young lady, you have a lovely voice

I'm a guy.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA get wrecked.

I've been told I'm so cynical I should write a book

Is that a compliment?

 

[Lythium]

"You have sexy handwriting."

"I admire your frequent use of semi-colons." (English prof, FTW.)

"Your Scottish accent is spot-on."

 

[DtJ Jungle]

"can we take a picture with your children, we want a picture with some mexican children"

this was said to my parents

I'm asian.

 

[Lythium]

"can we take a picture with your children, we want a picture with some mexican children"

this was said to my parents

I'm asian.

That's just so... weird.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Well I was fairly tan. But still. It was quite strange.

 

[L__]

"You have nice looking fingers."

 

[Negi-Kun]

"I like the way you lick frosting."

My ex said that to me... not quite a turn on.

 

[L__]

Those eyes are so demonic

 

[SuperBowser]

''I wish I had your body.''

This has been said by more than one girl.

 

[Zero Beat]

^^^^^I got that same one up there on more than one occasion. L's post that is, not the actual one that's above me. <_<

What the hell, soo many people posted. The fingers comment.

 

[Teran]

"Your fingers are so nice and long"

"I bet you have really soft lips"

and of course, my absolute favourite "You're a really sweet guy."

LOL no I'm not. I'm a *******.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

I like the your watch ( I wasent wereing a watch 0_o")

 

[zrky]

Well i don't really remember word for word some of the compliments ive gotten, but they include me being complimented on my freckles, and my laugh.

 

[toon_marth]

these girls who are older than me came up to me in a walmart and one of them said: "you have pretty hair." I'm like, uhhh, thanks... then another says "can I feel it?" and om just 0_o uhhh sure... and she did which was weird.

Spoiler

I'm a guy

 

[zrky]

these girls who are older than me came up to me in a walmart and one of them said: "you have pretty hair." I'm like, uhhh, thanks... then another says "can I feel it?" and om just 0_o uhhh sure... and she did which was weird.

Spoiler

I'm a guy

you reminded me that ive also been told I have really soft hair.....and then they stroke my hair and ask if I used conditioner (which I don't it's just naturally REALLY soft)

 

[~rh]

A girl after I showed her that i can unwrap a Starburst from its wrapper and consume it, all while it is in my mouth: "Wow, you're probably a really good ***** licker, huh?"

 

[MrsSaturnandWatch]

''I like your hair'' - Girls walking down the street and week ago
''If I ever doubted you, I'm sorry'' - Yesterday from my science teacher
IMO, the 2nd one I loled

 

[Keitaro]

"Your facial structure is near perfect! I also like your hair, it's all wavy and it's cool"

Some girl randomly walked up to me and said that last week.

I didn't know if she was complimenting me, hitting on me, or being really random.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

"Your hair is so nice! It's like a cat!"

O_o

 

[Deleted member]

Some guy in a changing room said he liked my ****. I was out of there pretty quickly.

 

[Rici]

"You're left-handed"

Spoiler

This really was meant as a compliment, I asked

 

[Omis]

Wow your legs are so hairy!

 

[DTP]

Some guy in a changing room said he liked my ****. I was out of there pretty quickly.

OMFG

Most people wouldn't believe this, but it actually happened to my best friend when he went to the washroom at the theatre.

Luckily I didn't have to go to the washroom O__o


Me and him just left the theatre after that..............

 

[Scott!]

I've got really long hair and am male, which is the context for these ones even coming up:

"You would not make an attractive girl." Uh, thanks. They meant that I don't look at all feminine despite my hair, but still kinda weird.

Also, girl I just met asked to feel my hair and said it was really nice. Lots of girls are jealous of my hair, it seems.

 

[teeman92]

"for someone good in books, your sure are dumb in person"

"do a barrel roll"

"you need to touch a police offercer"

 

[NinjaFoxX]

"i love your hair, its sooooooo fuzzy"
i get that from alot of girls, random, but i love it

 

[Wiscus]

:A random kid stares at me from across the train:
Me, after a few minutes:.....Yes?
Kid: Cool, you have the narrowest eyes I've ever seen! Can you see well?!
Me:...um..yes.
*awkward silence*
I cracked up when I got home. He was so serious about it.

 

[Skrah]

Girls are jealous of my legs lol. They're hairless. Someone even said, "I wish I had those legs. I'd save a ton by not needing to wax them."

 

[M.K]

Apparently, my eyelashes were "wasted on me" because they are so long. Apparently, they are "the perfect eyelashes if you were a girl".

 

[P.C. Jona]

Apparently, my eyelashes were "wasted on me" because they are so long. Apparently, they are "the perfect eyelashes if you were a girl".

honest to God i was about to write this.. well not the wasted on me part.. that i have nice eyelashes

my girlfriend asked me when we started going out if i used mascara... when i came to her house her parents asked me the same thing... they said my eyes look nice because of my eyelashes...

kinda embarrassing but w/e lol

also, this kid asked me if i fell on my chin when i was little because its perfect lol

and me and my girlfriend were in six flag's and some black girls saw my contacts that were green and said nice eyes, and they saw her and said are you brother and sister? i was like looool

 

[LordoftheMorning]

"Your fingers are so nice and long"

"I bet you have really soft lips"

and of course, my absolute favourite "You're a really sweet guy."

LOL no I'm not. I'm a *******.

LOL people said that to YOU? How silly.

honest to God i was about to write this.. well not the wasted on me part.. that i have nice eyelashes

my girlfriend asked me when we started going out if i used mascara... when i came to her house her parents asked me the same thing... they said my eyes look nice because of my eyelashes...

kinda embarrassing but w/e lol

Yeah, this. Girls have accused me of wearing mascara multiple times.

I think a bit more unique would be
"Oh... wow, I want to take your hands... and put them on my boyfriend." O_O!!
I was playing a piano that was left on stage in the school auditorium.

Or maybe at a pool party when I took off my shirt. This girl was like "ewwww! You look... actually, pretty good."

Or maybe "LOL your avatar is so corny. It really made my day"

Thanks bro. -.- (I have a different avi now)