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[NonSpecificGuy]

The moral of this post is to go play DKC Tropical Freeze.

At least someone deciphered it.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

Brief reminder that Mortal Kombat isn’t popular whatsoever in Japan.

Doomguy is reasonable. But I at the very least would not expect Mortal Kombat, even as an “unexpected” DLC. Scorpion and Sub Zero would probably be cool. But I simply don’t see it, personally.

EDIT: I’ve been informed it isn’t even released in Japan already.

That’ll be a big ol’ Y I K E S from me.

 

[Noipoi]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher ZephyrZ @Connorb0t2 and TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off Cutie Gwen .

Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so Ramen Tengoku asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but DaybreakHorizon just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed by waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon PeridotGX and Guh-Huzzah! all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Uni about to bust out his splattershot

Splat Dualies.

Because two guns are better than one

Everyone would post dabs and fortnite dances. ;-;

Those who do that lack imagination. And are criminals in the eyes of the fashion police.

 

[Deleted member]

If you lose, you change your avatar from what I'm hearing. You're going to be a dabbing Erdrick and become the thing you denounced.

I already have it.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Was there more leaks?

 

[Deleted member]

Was there more leaks?

No. Just a healthy reminder that a death bet is going on.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Brief reminder that Mortal Kombat isn’t popular whatsoever in Japan.

Doomguy is reasonable. But I at the very least would not expect Mortal Kombat, even as an “unexpected” DLC. Scorpion and Sub Zero would probably be cool. But I simply don’t see it, personally.

Thanks for breaking my heart, dude

Just joking. I already know he's impossible, but dammit, he's my most wanted character.

 

[Hinata]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher ZephyrZ @Connorb0t2 and TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off Cutie Gwen .

Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so Ramen Tengoku asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but DaybreakHorizon just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon PeridotGX and Guh-Huzzah! all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

I can't believe I just got here and I've already been possessed. I really am a Sailor Scout.

 

[Shroob]

I already have it.
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Oh this is...


A fate worse than account suicide.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Thanks for breaking my heart, dude

Just joking. I already know he's impossible, but dammit, he's my most wanted character.

With Smash, every character is impossible. Until it isn’t. Just remember that.

 

[MainJPW]

I am now curious about a SmashBoards Endgame.

If Erdrick was revealed, what would happen to me? How brutal would my death be?

It really wouldn’t come anywhere close to what happened to the guy who insisted that Ryu and Roy’s victory themes from the datamine leak for Sm4sh was fake and that reputable dataminers from TCRF would lie about a datamine.

By the time we got that leaked data the day before they released? Brutal. It was brutal.

This was back in the old RTC thread btw.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

With Smash, every character is impossible. Until it isn’t. Just remember that.

Hope: RESTORED!

 

[Hinata]

It really wouldn’t come anywhere close to what happened to the guy who insisted that Ryu and Roy’s victory themes from the datamine leak for Sm4sh was fake and that reputable dataminers from TCRF would lie about a datamine.

By the time we got that leaked data the day before they released? Brutal. It was brutal.

This was back in the old RTC thread btw.

Damn, that sounds like something I wish I could've seen.

 

[Deleted member]

What even are you without your Scott persona? I assume you're more of a Scott than Scott the Woz is now.

That's the problem. That's all I've got. I can make my persona Garfilef and out-do @faygoshill, but it'd get tiring really fast. Scott the Woz is more adaptable.

You, tehponycorn, all you guys are almost out of this safe. Me?

I'm close to losing everything I've got.

You're just proving our point, Scott!

THEN WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, MAN?!

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TALK ABOUT XENOBLADE 2'S DESIGN, DRAGON QUEST'S WORTH OUTSIDE OF SMASH, AND IF ERDRICK'S IN OR NOT.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GRAB LIFE BY THE NUTS, MAN.

...I'm sorry. That was a bit uncalled for. You're fairly new to this whole thing about my bet. It's just... When you make a bet so huge that it bears your entire life... You have to live up to it.

Like I said... You gotta grab life by the balls. Even if it means losing my own identity.

 

[Deleted member]

It really wouldn’t come anywhere close to what happened to the guy who insisted that Ryu and Roy’s victory themes from the datamine leak for Sm4sh was fake and that reputable dataminers from TCRF would lie about a datamine.

By the time we got that leaked data the day before they released? Brutal. It was brutal.

This was back in the old RTC thread btw.

LOL. Watch Erdrick be leaked the day before a direct and Shiny combat it like

 

[Idon]

Brief reminder that Mortal Kombat isn’t popular whatsoever in Japan.

Doomguy is reasonable. But I at the very least would not expect Mortal Kombat, even as an “unexpected” DLC. Scorpion and Sub Zero would probably be cool. But I simply don’t see it, personally.

Weeeeeell ****.

Guess there's only one fighting game character left...

Spoiler

HEART AINO FROM ARCANA HEARTS WITH THE RECENTLY RELEASED "ARCANA HEART 3: LOVE MAX: SIX STARS!!!!!!"

 

[Zinith]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher ZephyrZ @Connorb0t2 and TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off Cutie Gwen .

Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so Ramen Tengoku asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but DaybreakHorizon just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon PeridotGX and Guh-Huzzah! all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

Lightning isn't exactly memorable for it's taste. I wouldn't recommend it for anyone who doesn't have much fortitude

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I can't believe I just got here and I've already been possessed. I really am a Sailor Scout.

Sailor Hinata
Sailor Cutie Gwen
Sailor @Shishœ
Sailor SnakeFighter64
Sailor Capybara Gaming

In the name of the moon, we shall punish you!

 

[Roberk]

Brief reminder that Mortal Kombat isn’t popular whatsoever in Japan.

Doomguy is reasonable. But I at the very least would not expect Mortal Kombat, even as an “unexpected” DLC. Scorpion and Sub Zero would probably be cool. But I simply don’t see it, personally.

Not even that, it's not even released over there due to Japan not being cool with gore.

 

[Cyn]

vacation home of evil evilness

My new profile location.

 

[Deleted member]

That's the problem. That's all I've got. I can make my persona Garfilef and out-do @faygoshill, but it'd get tiring really fast. Scott the Woz is more adaptable.

You, tehponycorn, all you guys are almost out of this safe. Me?

I'm close to losing everything I've got.



THEN WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, MAN?!

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TALK ABOUT XENOBLADE 2'S DESIGN, DRAGON QUEST'S WORTH OUTSIDE OF SMASH, AND IF ERDRICK'S IN OR NOT.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GRAB LIFE BY THE NUTS, MAN.

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...I'm sorry. That was a bit uncalled for. You're fairly new to this whole thing about my bet. It's just... When you make a bet so huge that it bears your entire life... You have to live up to it.

Like I said... You gotta grab life by the balls. Even if it means losing my own identity.

Dude don't grab life's balls. Grab your own and relieve some damn stress.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

THEN WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, MAN?!

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TALK ABOUT XENOBLADE 2'S DESIGN, DRAGON QUEST'S WORTH OUTSIDE OF SMASH, AND IF ERDRICK'S IN OR NOT.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GRAB LIFE BY THE NUTS, MAN.

...I'm sorry. That was a bit uncalled for. You're fairly new to this whole thing about my bet. It's just... When you make a bet so huge that it bears your entire life... You have to live up to it.

Like I said... You gotta grab life by the balls. Even if it means losing my own identity.

Then I hope you win, dude.

For your sake.

 

[Hinata]

Sailor Hinata
Sailor Cutie Gwen
Sailor @Shishœ
Sailor SnakeFighter64
Sailor Capybara Gaming

In the name of the moon, we shall punish you!

I fly solo!

 

[KMDP]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher ZephyrZ @Connorb0t2 and TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off Cutie Gwen .

Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so Ramen Tengoku asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but DaybreakHorizon just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon PeridotGX and Guh-Huzzah! all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

Yay, I'm finally in the story.

Cameo only, of course. Baby steps.

 

[ClaTheBae]

My new profile location.

your aesthetic intimidates me constantly why is everything so evil

 

[Deleted member]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher ZephyrZ @Connorb0t2 and TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off Cutie Gwen .

Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so Ramen Tengoku asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but DaybreakHorizon just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon PeridotGX and Guh-Huzzah! all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

Shakespeare approves!
Also I liked how you made a Sailor Moon reference when mentioning Hinata .

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Not even that, it's not even released over there due to Japan not being cool with gore.

****ing. Lighten up Jay-pan. It’s the 21st century and their just computer programs. Maybe if you could let off more steam with violent games then.... I’m not gonna finish that thought. Was about to get really insensitive.

 

[Shroob]

LOL. Watch Erdrick be leaked the day before a direct and Shiny combat it like

Nah.


This'll be what we all say when 3.0 gets datamined though.

 

[Idon]

Not even that, it's not even released over there due to Japan not being cool with gore.

Panties can't get shipped to the West and Intestines can't get shipped to the East, what a world we live in.

 

[Cyn]

your aesthetic intimidates me constantly

I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh this is...


A fate worse than account suicide.

Pffft, that does not even scratch the surface compared to deleting accounts in my opinion.

 

[Will]

Sailor Hinata
Sailor Cutie Gwen
Sailor @Shishœ
Sailor SnakeFighter64
Sailor Capybara Gaming

In the name of the moon, we shall punish you!

dibs on tuxedo mask

 

[SnakeFighter64]

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I fly solo!

Did I really disgrace myself that much? We all agreed on this last week! Now i’m being incredi-memed.

Now I feel like **** again. Thanks.

 

[Deleted member]

LOL. Watch Erdrick be leaked the day before a direct and Shiny combat it like

You know, if Erdrick's cutscenes get leaked, then yes, you will all win the bet.

 

[Hinata]

Did I really disgrace myself that much? We all agreed on this last week! Now i’m being incredi-memed.

Now I feel like **** again. Thanks.

it's a joke homegirl

 

[SneakyLink]

your aesthetic intimidates me constantly why is everything so evil

Because evil is cool!

Maybe I should join the evil side...

 

[Deleted member]

Dude don't grab life's balls. Grab your own and relieve some damn stress.

Actually, as jokingly as I may put it, I wanna make a really good reminder.

Make sure to fondle your nuts, because it prevents your whole area down there from getting testicular cancer.

The More You Know!

 

[Shroob]

Anyone got the CJ template? I wanna make it but with Ver 3.0

 

[Deleted member]

Actually, as jokingly as I may put it, I wanna make a really good reminder.

Make sure to fondle your nuts, because it prevents your whole area down there from getting testicular cancer.

The More You Know!

Source?