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[SnakeFighter64]

it's a joke homegirl

Really! Few.

....

I need to stop letting my self esteem get so wrapped up in what happens here.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

We're just gonna have to settle for Nia from Pokken as our next fighter rep.

 

[PsySmasher]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while @Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher @Zachmac @Connorb0t2 and @TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and @Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off @Cutie Gwen .

@Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " @RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so @Smashing Ramen asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" @Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded @ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but @tehponycorn just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

@Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " @Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon @PeridotGX and @NateVO all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

Me when I see I'm actually included in the fanfic:

 

[Will]

Dude don't grab life's balls. Grab your own and relieve some damn stress.

god there are people who do it like that and only like that?

that sounds terrible

 

[staindgrey]

DELZETHIN SAID DRAGONBORN HAS A CHANCE AT BEING DLC

WHEN HE BECOMES A MAINSTREAM WANT Y'ALL BETTER REMEMBER ME

(and Captain America <3)

Why would we Remember Me for Dragonborn?

 

[Hinata]

Anyone got the CJ template? I wanna make it but with Ver 3.0

Spoiler: I'm too lazy to crop out the swear word so I'm censoring myself by spoilering it

<content redacted>

 

[Cyn]

Because evil is cool!

Maybe I should join the evil side...

I was under the assumption you were already a member of the coalition.

 

[Deleted member]

Then I hope you win, dude.

For your sake.

If there's one thing... Unlike before with Rex & Pyra, I am willing to do anything.

Even if it means calling some help from a... Friend.

Spoiler: my bro

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: I'm too lazy to crop out the swear word so I'm censoring myself by spoilering it

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For the record, this is probably my favorite meme of 2019.

 

[Idon]

We're just gonna have to settle for Nia from Pokken as our next fighter rep.

YOUR OPPONENT'S SUPPORT GAUGE IS FULL!

BET THEY FELT THAT ONE!

I'LL CALL IN SOME SUPPORT!

YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Really! Few.

....

I need to stop letting my self esteem get so wrapped up in what happens here.

Is there an actual Sailor Scout with that personality trait. Like super dramatic and over-reactivate?

 

[SneakyLink]

I was under the assumption you were already a member of the coalition.

I am? I thought I was rejected from the coalition?

I’ll join in case I can’t remember.

 

[Arcanir]

We're just gonna have to settle for Nia from Pokken as our next fighter rep.

I'll only accept it if she brings Garchomp, Chandelure, and/or Weavile.

 

[Hinata]

Is there an actual Sailor Scout with that personality trait. Like super dramatic and over-reactivate?

Usagi is the closest you'll get.

By the way, I'm totally Sailor Mercury.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I was under the assumption you were already a member of the coalition.

The fact that I can’t joke about this without being problematic is killing me.

 

[Will]

The fact that I can’t joke about this without being problematic is killing me.

you get one try

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Usagi is the closest you'll get.

By the way, I'm totally Sailor Mercury.

Wow. I’M Sailor Moon! I feel honored. And slightly offended.

 

[Coricus]

If my class is pedantic about this I'm pretty sure it's going to be the start of my supervillain backstory.

 

[KMDP]

Because evil is cool!

Maybe I should join the evil side...

The evil side has Peanut Butter.

But you can only look at it, no Touchy.

 

[Deleted member]

Source?

Trust me, I never thought that was a thing until like a year ago.

I never thought this would be a think I would link.

https://www.fatherly.com/health-science/testicular-cancer-self-exam-balls/

 

[Shroob]

Spoiler: I'm too lazy to crop out the swear word so I'm censoring myself by spoilering it

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.........How does one remove the Green Screen? I only got basic paint.

 

[Hinata]

Wow. I’M Sailor Moon! I feel honored. And slightly offended.

Hey, now, don't get it twisted. I'm still the leader here.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

That's a shame, especially in a month that has both Shazam and Avengers taking all the attention away from it.

I hope that new Spawn movie works out, but I feel like Jamie Foxx is a weird choice for Al Simmons, especially after Micheal Jai White, who's more fit for Superhero roles given his marital arts history.

Yeah, on Hellboy, my thing is that I can tell that the people making the Hellboy films really aren't fans of the Hellboy comics. Mike Mignola has been VERY against having Hellboy set in a modern city scape since the comic became a fruition.

He's always stated that drawing Hellboy in realistic cities is one of the most boring things he could possibly do. And yet, both iterations of Hellboy has done just that. It didn't make Hellboy different enough from a typical, low budget might I add, Superhero film. It didn't get people to care. And that sucks.

On Spawn... I got a bad feeling about that movie anyways. Spawn is a VERY hard character to capture. He's such a bombastic character that I don't think anyone in Hollywood can really do him justice. Same thing with Hellboy actually. Hellboy and Spawn are to very similar characters that Hollywood just can't seem to nail. At least fans can do Spawn pretty well.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

you get one try

Honestly not even worth it. I didn’t even have a joke prepared. I just identified the opportunity.

I feel bad now for making a stink when I shouldn’t have.

 

[Deleted member]

Me when I make a bad post and it is too late:

 

[Deleted member]

Me when I see I'm actually included in the fanfic:
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Me when I don't see myself in the fanfic:

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Hey, now, don't get it twisted. I'm still the leader here.

Totally! Even if I feel like I have some pretty decent leadership qualities, I’m not exactly... stable.

 

[Deleted member]

Damn...

The reviews for Hellboy are, uh, bad. That's a real disappointment man. There'll probably not be another one for a LONG time now. 3 box office stinkers doesn't really shout profitability.

Maybe it'll do well enough to warrant a sequel that could be better but I kind of doubt it. What a shame.

Too bad Del Toro is not involved anymore, he liked the franchise a lot. Despite departures from the source material, the 2 Del Toro Hellboy movies are quite solid fun.

 

[Hinata]

.........How does one remove the Green Screen? I only got basic paint.

Spoiler: UGH I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

 

[Deleted member]

Trust me, I never thought that was a thing until like a year ago.

I never thought this would be a think I would link.

https://www.fatherly.com/health-science/testicular-cancer-self-exam-balls/

And people say internet friends are useless.

 

[KMDP]

.........How does one remove the Green Screen? I only got basic paint.

Get GIMP.

It's free.

 

[Shroob]

Spoiler: UGH I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

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Bless you.

 

[Deleted member]

I am a paint.net user by the way.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[Hinata]

I am a paint.net user by the way.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

You have no excuse for not using GIMP. It runs well on damn near every computer, and like KMDP said, it's free.

 

[Will]

Spoiler: UGH I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

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>still green lines

its not as easy as slapping a magic wand and smacking the eraser around hinata

 

[Idon]

.........How does one remove the Green Screen? I only got basic paint.

The maaaaaaagic wand.
literally.
Too bad it ****ing sucks and leaves jaggies you have to edit out by hand.

But hey, paint.net's the only thing I know how to use.

 

[Knight Dude]

Thanks for breaking my heart, dude

Just joking. I already know he's impossible, but dammit, he's my most wanted character.

It's true that Japan doesn't care for Mortal Kombat, but it's not an outright possibility. Just a snowballs chance in hell.

Besides, if they ever went with a "western shill pick" Mortal Kombat wouldn't be a bad one.

 

[Hinata]

>still green lines

its not as easy as slapping a magic wand and smacking the eraser around hinata

It's that easy for people around here, who have no standards.

 

[Deleted member]

SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME

Spoiler

Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

Spoiler

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while @Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, PsySmasher @Zachmac @Connorb0t2 and @TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP and @Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off @Cutie Gwen .

@Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " @RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so @Smashing Ramen asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" @Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded @ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but @tehponycorn just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

@Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " @Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon @PeridotGX and @NateVO all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...

Nice job, hope I get a cameo someday.

 

[Shroob]

There we go.