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What are you most excited about for E3?

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Metal Shop X

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Noipoi said:
SMASHBOARDS THE FANFIC


LAST TIME
Cyndane is getting sick of our heroes' ****
Galaxy Queen Rosalina and Moydow are building a resistance
The group have to find Noipoi
Noipoi, Incineroar and Sans had a rad training montage
Everyone sang for some damn reason

and now...

Chapter 7: Noipoi Country Returns

(a bit of a ****ty chapter meant to set up the next few, I need to get back into the groove)

@TotsBS stared at the sunset, a wistful look in his eyes. He had lost count of how long it'd been since that day, the day he became the man he is today. He trained long and hard with his master, Scott the Woz. But right before he was to take upon the title of master himself and train his own student, a demon from one of Dark Queen Cyn Cyn 's many dark realms ascended from the fiery depths. Together they fought valiantly, and the beast fled with it's forked tail between it's legs, but the damage was done. Scott the Woz was dying. In a last ditch effort to save his master ToTsBS absorbed Scott's soul and merged it with his own, making them the same being (while still slightly different). TotsBS (Now Scott) swore to guard his merged soul forever, but in a cruel twist of fate it was decided by the Gods that if Banjo and Kazooie didn't emerge from the Triple Ether-Gate (E3) on June 11th, Scott's soul would be lost. He could feel them, he could sense Banjo and Kazooie's spirits in the realms beyond. But he wasn't quite sure if the almighty elder God Sakurai would choose them. Only time will tell. Alas, now wasn't the time to dwell on what the future held, he had a resistance to help! He made his way down into the base and looked upon his fellow freedom fighters. "Hey y'all, Scott here! And if I learned anything from fighting **** Vitale's Awesome Baby College Basketball, it's that taking down evil overlords should be a breeze!" "I wouldn't be so sure, Scott." spoke @Galaxy Queen Rosalina while @Moydow followed her, a grave look on their faces. "Cyndane's like nothing you've ever seen." agreed Moydow "She'll destroy you, bring you back to life, and destroy you again. Just because she can." Scott mulled these words over, then looked into the sea of faces. His comrades, @PsySmasher @Zachmac @Connorb0t2 and @TheCJBrine to name a few. Would he really be okay with sacrificing their lives? Just then, the front door was blasted open and a dark shadow was cast over the base. KMDP KMDP and @Diem got ready to fight Cyndane's guards, but it wasn't Cyndane's guards. It was just one woman. "I'm gonna ask this once, and only once. Where's my son?" asked an incredibly pissed off Cutie Gwen Cutie Gwen .

@Luigi The President led the group into a dense forest. " @RandomAce says he was here." she spoke, as the wolf Pokemon nodded in agreement. @staindgrey tried to ask a question but @faygoshill kept dabbing in his face, so @Smashing Ramen asked it for him. "Well, where is he?" @Zinith found a flip-flop footprint, and looked up to see where it led. "I think he went this way!" he said, without speaking in brackets because his secret was out. As they trudged on @Mr. Wario just couldn't help but ask. "Why were you a God Emperor two weeks ago? What happened to your titles?" ZInith paused for a moment. "You know Zeus? God of thunder?" "Yeah" responded @ClaTheBae "I ate his lightning." ...."what?" everyone managed to ask at the same time.
"Yeah, I did. Tasted real spicy. Anyway, because I offended a fellow God to such a high degree I got my Godhood stripped." "Okay," started Mr. Wario "Well what about Emperor?" "Picked it because it sounded cool." With that explained, our heroes continued their trek, until- *KABOOOM* "Oh yeeeah, brother!"
"What the **** was that?" asked staindgrey, but DaybreakHorizon DaybreakHorizon just smirked. "That's Noipoi." They chased after the trail of flames in the sky, hoping their friend was on the other side.

@Pyra (who used to be ToasterBrains, but their soul was consumed bu waifu-ism) entered the strange realm. " Mythra Mythra i've come to bargain..." they spoke. Suddenly, deity of lewd Mythra appeared. "What do you ask of me, fellow blade?" Pyra then pulled put a laptop. "You wanna ****post?" Mythra considered the offer, then answered "Hell yeah."

Noipoi, Sans and Incineorar blasted through the clouds, rocketed by intense flames from Incineroar's belt. They were headed straight for Cyndane's castle, they were ready to end this. "Almost there, bud. Keep it up!" encouraged Noipoi. "yeah, you're on fire" punned Sans. "I will drop all of us, RIGHT NOW."
The Heel Pokemon threatened. They both shut up. After offering a quick prayer to Jane, they finally landed in front of Cyndane's fortress of evil evilness.
Idon Idon @PeridotGX and @NateVO all tried to stop them, but Noipoi had grown too strong. He blasted them away with a quick Fire Blast, and entered the castle. Cyndane wasn't in her chamber, instead there was a young woman dressed like a moon sailor named Hinata Hinata . "Hey uhhh, I came to stop Cyndane but she's not here..." Suddenly, dark chains sprung from the shadows and wrapped themselves around her limbs. "Finally, a vessel!" spoke Cyndane as she rose from the darkness. Aw ****, she's about to use this chick to destroy the world! All at once, Noipoi's friends rushed in ready to fight. But Cyndane had already taken Hinata high into the sky, towards her vacation home of evil evilness. Their only option was to follow her, and end this once and for all...
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I like Pyra & Mythra role in this story, especially Mythra.:denzel:

Also, will I have a cameo in this story one day?
 
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ShinyLegendary said:
It is pretty funny that casuals will go like "oh, an AT. Nice!", while hardcore fans like us will go "AN AT? NOO, MY CHARACTER!!!".
I personally do not mind the AT line up.
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I mean, one could say I'm hardcore yet when Shovel Knight popped up I was excited as hell, going "YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE!"
Moydow said:
I guess I'll just have to overthrow all of you instead and force you to learn your place, then. Better that than having to sit through Japanese knockoff Power Rangers. :foe!:
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All I need to do is say that it has a game that plays exactly like that crappy franchise you like
 
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I mean, one could say I'm hardcore yet when Shovel Knight popped up I was excited as hell, going "YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE!"
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That was epic.
It is nice to see an Indie game get attention in an all-star fighting and party game by Nintendo.
 
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"WHAT'S UP ****ERS" I say as I come in drenched in mud and proceed to slip across the floor into the TV becoming a "Smash Brother"
 
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Double K said:
Okay, guys imagine this

The direct where they announce the last DLC character. Nothing of note is happening, but for the entirety of the direct, there is a very quiet sound in the background. Slowly as it approaches the reveal, that noise gets louder. It's 4 sound clips, cutting eaech other off.

SWODGUNTRICKROYALGUNTRICKSWORDTRICKGUNTRICKROYALSWORDTRICKSWORDGUN

DANTE IS HERE TO PARTY
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Yeah but Matt Walker's deconfirmed him like, 4 times...

depressed dante.jpg
 
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NonSpecificGod said:
"WHAT'S UP ****ERS" I say as I come in drenched in mud and proceed to slip across the floor into the TV becoming a "Smash Brother"
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Sweet! Can't wait to be an NSG main. Wish he had more traction, though...
 
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tehponycorn said:
I love how NonSpecificGuy NonSpecificGuy 's arc has just been a slow descent from completely serious to complete ****poster.

It's been an absolute joy to behold.
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I'm learning from the God himself.
Language warning if you click on his profile.
 
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KMDP said:
We're a ragtag bunch.

Also like a Pirate Crew.

I'm the Capta- punched by Cyn Cyn .
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We have the evil conglomerate led by Cyndane, and the Sailor Scouts.

We need more established groups.
 
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I'm learning from the God himself.
Language warning if you click on his profile.
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DRIL?

MY. ****ING. MAN.

It's Rad, Baby.png


ALSO I HAVE REACHED 100 SCOTT-EXCLUSIVE IMAGES FOR THE MEME FOLDER, I FINALLY DID IT.
 
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Scoliosis Jones said:
The only thing is, Reggie specifically said that Joker characterized the approach of DLC this time around.

A Pokémon and Fire Emblem character would effectively go directly against that, especially if we got one of each.
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Yeah, but that's still very vague and very much PR Hype Speak. It could mean 3rd Party Characters, Popular Characters, Unexpected Characters, Characters from Popular Series, Characters from Series Entirely New to Super Smash Bros.
See what I mean? Joker could fit any one of those.

While I believe that each character will come from a series new to Super Smash Bros, it has nothing to do with what Reggie said. I think that because of how they are selling them. A character from a series that is already in the game doesn't really need a new stage and musical selections, these make more sense for series that are new to the series, and especially 3rd Party series, which would obviously sell the most.
 
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osby said:
Respect women juice.
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Not sure if your post is saying it's juice that makes you respect women.
Or juice from women and we should respect that.
 
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