Let's all take a deep breath
I don't know if JohnPants still reads this post, and if he does, I don't expect to change how he, or anyone, thinks, but after having read this entire thread, I wanted to express myself on the matter, and so I'm going to. I made an account just for this.
The main problem with this little "debate" is that both sides have their own little trolls who don't take the time to respond intelligently enough to be taken seriously, and so both sides group the entire opposition with these people. I could say "haha omgz0r, ur uh n00b adv techs were put tere on purpose so stfu u dont know nething!" but what would be the point?
The point here is.. we're all arrogant. The problem is simple. Johnpants, you're arrogant. You've made a conscious decision about how you're going to play the game, and that's more than fine. I can't make you use advanced techniques. Nobody can. And in all likelihood, you can't make anybody stop using them. The problem isn't this choice you've made. The problem is that you've convinced yourself that you are more noble, more "honorable" than the people on the other side of the debate.
See now, this is when our trolls i talked about come and ruin any valid point I might make, because as soon as I make this comment, someone comes along and says something about edgehogging and n00bs and how you're automatically going to lose if you don't do it. And here's the thing, it's kinda rude, yeah. I agree with you. It's almost meanspirited in nature, but I say almost. The saving grace on this point is.. that this is all just a game. Yeah, it's a little dirty, and you don't have to do it. When i first started edgehogging my friends, they thought it was lame, but they're all good players, and they knew they could do it to me, too. And they saw, in fact, that it's a pretty clever way to get an edge on occasion. I don't do it constantly, and neither do they, but we all do it from time to time.
You talk about what a beautiful game Melee is, and I agree with you. It's neat. It's a wonderfully designed game that allows for unbelievably fast-paced action that a beginner player can barely follow, and that's part of the fun. I remember when i first started playing smash. I sucked. Everything just happened too fast for me to follow, but eventually i learned to keep up, and i got a lot better. The thing is, I don't see what's so "ugly" or "un-graceful...ish" about the advanced techniques. I don't really think your argument fits here.
Watching Luigi wavedash looks COOL. I play luigi, and I enjoy it a lot, and playing luigi is really the only time I do a lot of wavedashing. When you consider a reality that allows competitors to erect a mental shield around themselves, you have to compromise that it's not our reality. Why, then, can't Luigi put his hand on the ground, crouch, and push, sending him gliding gracefully along the stage on slippery-soled shoes? It looks beautiful and graceful and elegant in its own way.
The beauty of Smash is its fast pace, and I think you'd agree. The techniques that all the fantastic advanced players use speed the game up to an even faster degree, and I love it. I'm not that great with the advanced techniques. I'm still learning them, and I don't use them as often as advanced players do, but I use them when i can, and they work well. They're nifty as heck, and when you pull of some amazing combo using those advanced techniques, it's the most satisfying moment in smash, at least for me.
Now take it from me, a player who, like you until very recently, was a very capable player without advanced techniques. I played with all my friends and we're all on roughly the same level, which is very good for not using advanced techniques. I'd put us on the same level as you, without even having to see how you play. I have no doubt that you're good at the game. I'm not being condescending, I really believe it. Recently I went to a few tournaments for the first time, though. This was shortly after I started getting into advanced techniques, and could throw them around occasionally to help me, but not use them nonstop.
I got my *** handed to me as soon as the tourney weeded out the casual players. My friends and I were probably the last "traditional" players in the tournament, and we did our best. We played well. We even beat a couple of the advanced players between us. But the good ones? The REALLY good ones? We didn't stand a chance. And you can't. That's just how it is. I understand that before you play a fantastic player, you don't know just how tough it is. But believe me when I tell you, you couldn't stand up to them as well as you might think. I learned that recently.
The problem with YOUR side of the debate, is although I'm sure you're a very competent player, all the casual players of this game are forced into your side of the discussion. This all boils down to "I play with my friends all the time and..." vs. "I play in tourneys all the time and..." If you play with the same group of people all the time, you don't need to improve that much. Chances are, you're all going to stay on the same level. If all you've ever played is with your friends, you can't speak on the experiences of tournament players. You can't. You don't have the knowledge to do so. That's not your place.
Because really? You don't know. You can suppose. You can very very intelligently imagine and guess, but you don't know. It's not fair to each other to generalize each other so much here. How can we take you seriously when all of your supporting posts are "i play with my frends all th etiem we dont use advtchs thyre gay." And how can you take us seriously when people on our side generalize you? When people say you HAVE to do this, or you fail. Game over.
The fact of the matter is, gaming with your friends, and gaming for serious competition are different. And if you don't play for competition, you're going to get your *** handed to you by those who do. Now, don't misunderstand me when i say "for competition." I play with my friends mostly, and we all want to win. We're competing for it, you might say. But we don't go to tourneys regularly. We go occasionally, but we don't make a habit of us. The people at tourneys are better than us. If I put the effort in, went to a lot of tourneys, and really tried, I could be as good as they are. But as it stands, I'm not. I can't speak to their experiences, and neither can you.
I don't even want to get into the "morals" of play, but I have to. That's the heart of this discussion. And the fact is.. this is a game. "Play to win" doesn't mean you have to be coldblooded. It means you have to be mature. It means you have to accept your losses. It means no whining, frankly. There's nothing that says you have to play this game "competitively," as it's been defined here. This is a GREAT game for players of all skill levels, it's unendingly fun! But you can't hide behind morals if you want to play as seriously as these people do.
Sure, memorizing hitboxes may be a bit over the top for you, but you don't have to do it. And you don't have to be worse because of it. You can still be some serious competition. But on the whole, "I play with my friends..." WILL lose to "I go to tourneys all the time." Just like "I play basketball a lot and am very good" will always lost to "NBA." I'm not saying you suck at basketball. You could be great at basketball. There's a difference between doing something as a hobby and doing it professionally, though. Likewise, there's a difference between playing with your friends, and playing in a tourney.
Don't talk about what's fun and what isn't. You can't tell anyone what fun is. It's fun playing with my friends. It's a lot of fun playing in tourneys, too, even though I lose. And for the people that can pull off those beautiful combos that go from 0% to dead without letting the other player act, that's fun. They are able to do that because they have the skill to do so. There's not some glitch that enables them to win. Even knowing how to do advanced techniques, it still takes a lot of skill to use them to the calibur that some players do, skill that I'm still learning. You can't degrade them just because they use techniques you don't. That's silly. They're still very competent players. They're not newbies abusing a glitch to do better than they should. They're skilled players using ALL the techniques given to them, not ignoring some.
I know this is lengthy, and I'm sorry, but... this is a topic that just... doesn't make sense.
We all play for fun, at the heart of it. If it wasn't fun, why would we play?