Criosphinx
Smash Lord
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PP vs. Colbol was pretty ****.
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Tipped Off 5 Results/Shoutouts thread!
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hungrybox
Smash Legend
...........hm.
hungrybox
Smash Legend
go watch seinfeld
ihavespaceblondes
Smash Master
You're on the internet. That means it's on always and forever.
Yuna-Maria
Smash Ace
This is why I still love you despite not maining Samus anymore. <3
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spaceballs doesn't main samus?!
Nite
Smash Champion
He means that he isn't maining samus anymore.
hungrybox
Smash Legend
hehasspaceballs
DJ Nintendo
Smash Champion
Me & Spaceballs had funny Samus dittos lol.
ihavespaceblondes
Smash Master
I have a funny Samus lol
Now I just need to make it half as smart as DJ's and I'll be set.
Now I just need to make it half as smart as DJ's and I'll be set.
-ACE-
Gotem City Vigilante
Did you really change mains?
Will_
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2008
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- 236
oh yeah shoutouts
Moogle: Riding up with you is still too good. Sucks that we ended up in the same pool(for me anyway lmao).
Duchock: Been listening to pk mash for the past couple of days thanks to you lol. I hope your fortune cookie came true...I could use a piece of that large inheritance sum. Always fun hanging with you at tourneys.
Joot: dat G&W...gotta practice with you and the huntsville crew more often.
Coach: Good luck with pika. Give us shotgun next time lol.
Sugoi Kawaii Moe Chan: Don't know who you are but good **** on 5th and tell nes noob he couldn't touch me at melty blood if he tried. Also that re-enacting falcon vs. sheik irl is too fun.
Pikachad: Your fort building skills are top tier. As are your SMB3 and charity skills. But I'm totally not that waffle house waiter guy...forget that he signed the bill with will underscore.
Spaceballs: ridic samus as always...hit me up on aim so we can talk about how terrible endless eight was.
Iori: I'll never forget that 4 stocking your mewtwo gave me when we first met at G4S5. Keep beastin' it. Also I want your chopper hat.
Mslano: Thank you very much for letting us stay at your place. The cake was not a lie. M&M's went really good with it too.
Biglou: I just gave melee ganon's fair to brawl DK. The game crashed and my wii bricked.
Kismet: Nice teaming with you, maybe I'll get that hyper falco to rub off on my characters.
Dogy: Thanks for the tips, I think I'll stick with ganon now. You were way less loud at this tourney for some reason lol. Chill dogy is cool too.
SleepyK: I forgot to bring my 360. >< I was really looking forward to that modding too. Play me some friendlies next time
Alpha: Friendlies plz, we've only played in brawl. xD
Dr. Peepee: You didn't seem too bad yourself lol. Sick falco, was nice meeting you.
gg's to everyone else
Moogle: Riding up with you is still too good. Sucks that we ended up in the same pool(for me anyway lmao).
Duchock: Been listening to pk mash for the past couple of days thanks to you lol. I hope your fortune cookie came true...I could use a piece of that large inheritance sum. Always fun hanging with you at tourneys.
Joot: dat G&W...gotta practice with you and the huntsville crew more often.
Coach: Good luck with pika. Give us shotgun next time lol.
Sugoi Kawaii Moe Chan: Don't know who you are but good **** on 5th and tell nes noob he couldn't touch me at melty blood if he tried. Also that re-enacting falcon vs. sheik irl is too fun.
Pikachad: Your fort building skills are top tier. As are your SMB3 and charity skills. But I'm totally not that waffle house waiter guy...forget that he signed the bill with will underscore.
Spaceballs: ridic samus as always...hit me up on aim so we can talk about how terrible endless eight was.
Iori: I'll never forget that 4 stocking your mewtwo gave me when we first met at G4S5. Keep beastin' it. Also I want your chopper hat.
Mslano: Thank you very much for letting us stay at your place. The cake was not a lie. M&M's went really good with it too.
Biglou: I just gave melee ganon's fair to brawl DK. The game crashed and my wii bricked.
Kismet: Nice teaming with you, maybe I'll get that hyper falco to rub off on my characters.
Dogy: Thanks for the tips, I think I'll stick with ganon now. You were way less loud at this tourney for some reason lol. Chill dogy is cool too.
SleepyK: I forgot to bring my 360. >< I was really looking forward to that modding too. Play me some friendlies next time
Alpha: Friendlies plz, we've only played in brawl. xD
Dr. Peepee: You didn't seem too bad yourself lol. Sick falco, was nice meeting you.
gg's to everyone else
ihavespaceblondes
Smash Master
Hell no, I'm stuck with this ***** for life son. Lobelia just phrased that weird.
thegreatkazoo
Smash Master
Time for shoutouts? Time for shoutouts...
1: Hungrybox ($774.00)--It was really nice to meet you. Your journey in TO5 singles started with a win (against me), so you know only good things were happening from there. In my book, you have officially taken the #2 spot from M2K for best smashers in the US. I will definitely be cheering hard for you @ ROM2 (which should be held 11/28 but
), except when you are playing Mango. All in good love though...
2: M2K ($387.00)--Stop playing Brawl & start playing to learn. I know somewhere in your pro Smash career you had to learn, so what keeps you from doing that again? Also, thanks for teaching me more about myself. I know that won't make a whole lotta sense now, but maybe down the road I will get the chance to explain this to you. Perhaps
when I can take 2 stocks off of you Fox.
j/k
3: Dr PeePee ($129.00)--Sorry for being such a flip flopper on your matches. You are still the man though. But dayum, you do sweat an awful lot (as mentioned on your interview mind you
)
4: Colbol--Awesome meeting you, awesome glasses, awesome fox. Just a whole lotta awesome.
5: Lambchops--Somebody should give you the title of "The South's Smash Teacher." I just did. When I get my car, I am definitely going down there and we are training up my Mario Twins for Pound 4.
7: Chaddd--Nice meeting you
7: Tope--Is there any way I can find out how you grow some much hair?
9: IORI--Awesome Mewtwo & Roy. Hopefully I can give you more of a challenge @ Pound 4.
9: QueenDVS-- Nice meeting you
9: Dogy--I probably should have asked you more on how to get my Doc better. I didn't know what to expect when meeting you, but the two best words to describe you is loud and ignant. In a good way.
9: Sleepy K--Good seeing you again, and as we all know from the IHOP (camera guy)
(and yes, that is the name of my USB flash drive. Get @ me.)
13: Soft--Good seeing you again.
13: I Have Space Balls--Methinks you added me on the facebook, so props.
13: Cyrax from Mortal Kombat--Sorry for confusing you with Cyrain.
17: LOZR--Good Luigi. Sorry I didn't get to see your MM with Chops, as I was watching a tourney match.
17: Alpha Gundam--You're really dark.
17: Don Hudson--You and Dogy are like a little married couple! :blush: We need to get you two married like Teran & Straked/
17: DJ Nintendo--I met the Marv Albert of the smash commentating world. I feel special. Also, I shouldn't be playing you when I am have asleep. Probably could have learned more that way. Oh well, there's always Pound 4. Oh, and despite our differences in cereal, great minds still think alike.
(Same as the one you were drinking, only it has Calcium...)
17: Sinensis-- Nice meeting you
25: RockCrock--ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK CRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! I am so sad I couldn't say that because I was coughing up a lung. But you are hella cool.
25: Fullmetal-- Swallows a lot--of IHOP. Excellent tourney, one can only expect greater for TO6.
25: DP's Mario--Thanks for the fb add.
25: Xif--Iseewhatyoudidthere with your team name.
25: Uuaa--Nice meeting you.
33: dashdancedan--You had the 2nd best Bowser last weekend. It's okay, we all love you though.
33: Rayku--Good seeing you.
33: GaWes--Thanks for pointing me to a good burger.
GOD--Our paths didn't meet up, but I still hold your words deep.
Marty--Because you got me back @ Tech when nobody else would.
PB&J--Thanks for hosting a whole lotta people. However, you may need to work on your hosting skills a little. Your behavior towards me was flippant @ best (and I don't use disrespectful since you may have gotten a dry laugh from DJN every time you cracked on my accent or what have you), and for some others...well, nothing more need be said.
If I missed you in error, give me a shout.
Nice meeting everyone, can't wait for Pound 4!
1: Hungrybox ($774.00)--It was really nice to meet you. Your journey in TO5 singles started with a win (against me), so you know only good things were happening from there. In my book, you have officially taken the #2 spot from M2K for best smashers in the US. I will definitely be cheering hard for you @ ROM2 (which should be held 11/28 but
), except when you are playing Mango. All in good love though...2: M2K ($387.00)--Stop playing Brawl & start playing to learn. I know somewhere in your pro Smash career you had to learn, so what keeps you from doing that again? Also, thanks for teaching me more about myself. I know that won't make a whole lotta sense now, but maybe down the road I will get the chance to explain this to you. Perhaps
when I can take 2 stocks off of you Fox.
j/k3: Dr PeePee ($129.00)--Sorry for being such a flip flopper on your matches. You are still the man though. But dayum, you do sweat an awful lot (as mentioned on your interview mind you
)4: Colbol--Awesome meeting you, awesome glasses, awesome fox. Just a whole lotta awesome.
5: Lambchops--Somebody should give you the title of "The South's Smash Teacher." I just did.
When I get my car, I am definitely going down there and we are training up my Mario Twins for Pound 4. 7: Chaddd--Nice meeting you
7: Tope--Is there any way I can find out how you grow some much hair?
9: IORI--Awesome Mewtwo & Roy. Hopefully I can give you more of a challenge @ Pound 4.
9: QueenDVS-- Nice meeting you
9: Dogy--I probably should have asked you more on how to get my Doc better. I didn't know what to expect when meeting you, but the two best words to describe you is loud and ignant. In a good way.
9: Sleepy K--Good seeing you again, and as we all know from the IHOP (camera guy
)
(and yes, that is the name of my USB flash drive. Get @ me.
)13: Soft--Good seeing you again.
13: I Have Space Balls--Methinks you added me on the facebook, so props.
13: Cyrax from Mortal Kombat--Sorry for confusing you with Cyrain.
17: LOZR--Good Luigi. Sorry I didn't get to see your MM with Chops, as I was watching a tourney match.
17: Alpha Gundam--You're really dark.
17: Don Hudson--You and Dogy are like a little married couple! :blush: We need to get you two married like Teran & Straked/
17: DJ Nintendo--I met the Marv Albert of the smash commentating world. I feel special. Also, I shouldn't be playing you when I am have asleep. Probably could have learned more that way. Oh well, there's always Pound 4. Oh, and despite our differences in cereal, great minds still think alike.
(Same as the one you were drinking, only it has Calcium...)
17: Sinensis-- Nice meeting you
25: RockCrock--ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK CRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! I am so sad I couldn't say that because I was coughing up a lung. But you are hella cool.
25: Fullmetal-- Swallows a lot--of IHOP.
Excellent tourney, one can only expect greater for TO6.25: DP's Mario--Thanks for the fb add.
25: Xif--Iseewhatyoudidthere with your team name.
25: Uuaa--Nice meeting you.
33: dashdancedan--You had the 2nd best Bowser last weekend.
It's okay, we all love you though.33: Rayku--Good seeing you.
33: GaWes--Thanks for pointing me to a good burger.
GOD--Our paths didn't meet up, but I still hold your words deep.
Marty--Because you got me back @ Tech when nobody else would.
PB&J--Thanks for hosting a whole lotta people. However, you may need to work on your hosting skills a little. Your behavior towards me was flippant @ best (and I don't use disrespectful since you may have gotten a dry laugh from DJN every time you cracked on my accent or what have you), and for some others...well, nothing more need be said.
If I missed you in error, give me a shout.
Nice meeting everyone, can't wait for Pound 4!
DJ Nintendo
Smash Champion
We gotta keep reppin' Samus to the fullest =)
hungrybox
Smash Legend
so...
people should hit up WATO7 in october
:D
people should hit up WATO7 in october
:D
-ACE-
Gotem City Vigilante
This has probably already been asked, but is there a bracket up for singles?
SleepyK
Banned via Administration
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PB&J
Smash Hero
kazoo-no disrespect..we always do that inmy house..we were just amazed about the reduced sugar cinamon toast crunch and the coke zero..thats all..sorry for all the confusion..
thanks for recording stuff and coming by
thanks for recording stuff and coming by
thegreatkazoo
Smash Master
Okay then, everybody's cool.
hell no. sorry
There's no point. I'm not getting shotgun no matter what
iamthemicrowave
Smash Master
Ballistics
Smash Champion
**** pee pee got messed up by M2K, I dont get why everyone likes smash commentary so much, I find it really distracting
Nite
Smash Champion
I like smash commentary just as long as it's mostly about the match. xD
ihavespaceblondes
Smash Master
17 Steps To Seducing A Woman Who Already Has A Boyfriend
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.
Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.
Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.
Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.
Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.
Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.
Step Ten: If your friend is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert Friend's Name), I'm from the future' in your most deadpan voice.
Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:
a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
Step Fourteen: Unless your friend is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, ask to borrow some clothes then leave.
Step Seventeen: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding finger in fake tan. Carry on as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible outcomes:
1) During the sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) Life will carry on as normal.
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't entirely sure if what you've done counts as some kind of low level ****. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.
Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.
Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.
Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.
Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.
Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.
Step Ten: If your friend is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert Friend's Name), I'm from the future' in your most deadpan voice.
Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:
a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
Step Fourteen: Unless your friend is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, ask to borrow some clothes then leave.
Step Seventeen: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding finger in fake tan. Carry on as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible outcomes:
1) During the sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) Life will carry on as normal.
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't entirely sure if what you've done counts as some kind of low level ****. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.
boss8
Smash Hero
or you can buy her a klondike bar....
cant resist that...
cant resist that...
NES n00b
Smash Master
****it Jack......
I will probably do shoutouts today.
I will probably do shoutouts today.
hungrybox
Smash Legend
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
wow
wow
Anomic_Punk
Smash Champion
Jack is a mother****ing GENIUS.
God I love Midsouth! lol
God I love Midsouth! lol
GA Peach
Smash Lord
i think smash commentary is at its best when it's not really about the match, lol. if i haven't posted this already, i had a lot of fun at this tourney. even though i'm not really into smash nowadays, hanging out with everyone was a lot of fun. unfortunately, the weekend really got ruined for me on sunday night by Evan being a huge jerk-***, but overall, fun. XIF and i should have won teams, though. i hope to see and play everyone again pretty soon, as i've actually been considering playing Melee again. who knows...