no one thinks ness sucks except nza and we all ignore him
I would listen to this guy. He's the best Marth in PM, the self professed 2nd best Marth in Melee after Dr. PP, and was the best Zelda player in Melee to have ever lived. He also is definitely right because his post count exceeds total games played by practically any smash player, including himself. He's also good enough to be 2 stocked by NZA when he was in his first month of competitive play. I think he knows what he's talking about.
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Your hubris is literally the worst thing in the smash community that I have ever encountered. Your overblown sense of self importance combined with your adhominem spewing "elite guard" attitude towards the web like a fat leech sucking on the attention of those around you to inflate your size is revolting. I've never been as rude to anyone as I've been to you, and it's largely because of just how much of "the ****" you think you are, off the basis of what exactly? Because you wrote a guide on player mentalities in spite of the fact that you fail to compete, advance the meta game, propel the advancement of the community or raise the base level of play? You're a theorycrafter, and that's important. But don't get it twisted--that's all you are.
You pretty much just play PM in your lab, brag delusionally about how great you are, construct theoretical rulesets which, when challenged, are batted away with ad hominems rather than logic, and hide behind the popularity of figures like Strongbad that are actually respected for doing things while you parrot from their shoulders so that you can look down at other players and have them address you as something larger than you really are. You want to compete now? Good, i'm happy for you. But if you took a minute to stop self fellating or groping your established buddies while calling center cam to do a closeup, you'd notice the rest of us get by on positivity and raising up other people rather than constantly tearing down. We are commentators, we host podcasts, we run tournaments, we invite new players, we offer tips (without acting obnoxiously better than them), and we bring people together.
Like I said--being a **** is a very unusual mask for me to wear. But what can I say-- you just bring it out in me. Personally, i've had clashes with essentially two people in the Smash community--you and Hylian. Both of you made the critical error of being self aggrandizing--it's essentially a bright light to my mothman suit and I can't just fly away from it. Unlike Hylian though, you were obnoxious enough to do it in person, and you never backed off.
In my opinion, the Smash community would be better without you. Seeing as I doubt that will happen since bb's first jack off sess started in '01 and never stopped, i'll just aim from here on out to avoid you for the rest of my time here.
Good riddance.
EDIT EDIT: Hylian and I are chill. This was not meant to call him out--i've done that long ago in the smashboards archives and we already buried the hatchet. As far as I'm concerned, there is no bad blood or anything between us. I simply mentioned him because it would be disingenuous to say Umbreon is the only person i've been obnoxious to on this site, and I wanted to be honest about that point.