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This guy.Alright guys, move on from the sex talk.
Killin' the fun.
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This guy.Alright guys, move on from the sex talk.
You are a child of the golden era of computing.Girlfriend found my inappropriate pic stash, rookie mistakeee.
Just what in the heck's an "EQ"? Also, why does that word bother you so much? It can't be that bad, can it?I hate the word "just." The people who utter it have no EQ and should be punished for that character flaw. But it doesn't work that way. The ways I'm ****ed up hurt me and not them, and the ways other people are ****ed up also hurt me and not them
Isn't that why they made USB flash drives?Girlfriend found my inappropriate pic stash, rookie mistakeee.
She does realize that the stash has absolutely no bearing on how you feel about her, right?Girlfriend found my inappropriate pic stash, rookie mistakeee.
Lol you sound like me 4 years ago.My family ****ing blows. I need to work TIRELESSLY on getting even the lowliest job, then getting the **** out. I'm done with these ****heads.
That must be really annoying to hate your family like that. I know I hate half my cousins and won't be able to know the other half anymore later, but to get annoyed by the people you live with must be really not fun.My family ****ing blows. I need to work TIRELESSLY on getting even the lowliest job, then getting the **** out. I'm done with these ****heads.
No problem, you got this.I feel better about my fitness regime after a look in the mirror this morning. Now all I have to do is let go of the past. Thanks for your help, everybody.
That last part made me happy.this girl pointed out tonight that my mustache was asymmetrical. it's tough getting it just right!!
then she told me to shave it off and i handwaved her away and stopped talking to her.
I wish I knew what I was suppose to be attracted to, because what I am attracted to is obviously not what I'm suppose to be.
Nothing to be ashamed of. Insects, especially flying harmful insects, are very good at inspiring irrationality out of people. I myself absolutely can't stand being around insects of all kinds because as a child I have been attacked by entire hives of wasps and yellow jackets. Hell, it happened to me once when I was a baby. Even hearing those ugly tiny creatures repels me. Even recently when I was heading to the theater with my brother to see the Avengers, when I took my hat off and started to get out, I heard buzzing near my ear, and a bee was stuck in my collar. Even after biting me once on my thumb it continued to buzz around in there. Needless to say I was out of the car and leaning over trying to get my brother to get it out.I'm so traumatized right now! I wake up hearing loud, heavy buzzing sounds, so I sprint out of bed, wondering what the noise was. To my shock and horror, I see two giant wasps behind my bedroom curtain. How they got in my room is completely beyond me! They were very huge, about the size of a nail clipper, and they kept wandering about. I was literally crying and trying to call people at random, including two of my closest friends, but no one picked up. Then my grandmother comes in with a mosquito spray (of all things) and tries to kill them with it. Then one of them flies down to my AC, in which I immediately crushed it with my sneaker. Somehow, the other wasp knew what happened and started buzzing what I assume to be angrily, but couldn't figure out how to get out from behind the curtain. So my grandmother, having figured out the spray wasn't working, takes a broom instead and smothers the wasp with it. After about 2 minutes of smothering, she finally crushes it on top of the AC. Afterwards, one of my friends calls me back, and I'm telling her what happened, but I fail miserably to hide my tears. It's as if I can still hear the infernal buzzing, even after their deaths. What depresses me the most is that my grandmother, 89-years-old, had to be the one to help me. My god, I feel so ashamed and helpless, I don't even know what to do or say anymore.
Don't worry. I'm also afraid of incests as well, particularly any that make noises (I'm not afraid of moths). They're buzzing scares the crap out of me, and I generally hate sunny days as that's when they appear the most.I'm so traumatized right now! I wake up hearing loud, heavy buzzing sounds, so I sprint out of bed, wondering what the noise was. To my shock and horror, I see two giant wasps behind my bedroom curtain. How they got in my room is completely beyond me! They were very huge, about the size of a nail clipper, and they kept wandering about. I was literally crying and trying to call people at random, including two of my closest friends, but no one picked up. Then my grandmother comes in with a mosquito spray (of all things) and tries to kill them with it. Then one of them flies down to my AC, in which I immediately crushed it with my sneaker. Somehow, the other wasp knew what happened and started buzzing what I assume to be angrily, but couldn't figure out how to get out from behind the curtain. So my grandmother, having figured out the spray wasn't working, takes a broom instead and smothers the wasp with it. After about 2 minutes of smothering, she finally crushes it on top of the AC. Afterwards, one of my friends calls me back, and I'm telling her what happened, but I fail miserably to hide my tears. It's as if I can still hear the infernal buzzing, even after their deaths. What depresses me the most is that my grandmother, 89-years-old, had to be the one to help me. My god, I feel so ashamed and helpless, I don't even know what to do or say anymore.
Spider's aren't insectsYeah it's pretty normal to be scared of insects. I really hate spiders.
Apparently I wasn't clear enough in post --- [/URL]of this thread.
I will not back down from the following at all.
Showing up high, and/or bringing illegal drugs to my mother's house is banned forever. This includes all prescription medicines which are not prescribed by a doctor, and THC-containing substances of any form and all paraphenelia used for smoking pot. I will not even allow it in your car or anywhere in the neighborhood. If you want to do drugs, STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. This is a non-negociable term for attending my smashfests. If I even suspect anyone is in violation of this term, I will not hesitate to contact the --- police. I will do this stealthily to avoid confrontation until officers have already arrived. If anyone is found guilty of posession, I will not go easy on them at all. They will also be accused by me of criminal trespassing because anyone who would do this is unwelcome in my house.