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[Pink Yoshi]

Pride month never ends

I HC that the Deadly Six are all pansexual. I just always have. This goes for Zeena and Zor as well, who I HC as actively dating one another because yes

 

[SnakeFighter64]

This is like reading the first letter of a tinder profile and wanting to marry and have 5 kids with the owner of said profile

that's what happened with me and my girlfriend

 

[Jondolio]

Today I decided that I'm never going to work for AAA game studios. Like I'm not even gonna let whatever studio I have in the future get acquired

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Pride month never ends

I HC that the Deadly Six are all pansexual. I just always have. This goes for Zeena and Zor as well, who I HC as actively dating one another because yes

the deadly six are a polycule

 

[Jondolio]

that's what happened with me and my girlfriend

Damn girl you have 5 kids?

 

[PeridotGX]

This is like reading the first letter of a tinder profile and wanting to marry and have 5 kids with the owner of said profile

Let's not be ridiculous here. All I'm suggesting is that Emio become the supreme overlord of mankind, banish the angel's heaven, and dethrone God.

 

[TheMightyP]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Emio... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into youtube and copystrike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the trailer, and that gorgeous still frame. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch your game end.

 

[Pink Yoshi]

the deadly six are a polycule

Isn't Zik like...way way way older than the rest of them tho?

That aside, even though Zavok and Zeena seem to be a preferred ship of the five other D6 fans out there, I always saw them as having a brother-sister thing going on.

If Sega weren't cowards they'd let Zavok mash Sonic into a pancake for hurting his surrogate lil sis.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Emio... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into youtube and copystrike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the trailer, and that gorgeous still frame. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch your game end.

Are you cheating on Marina with Emio?

 

[Will]

Mario has to deal with Wario

Wario has to deal with Emio

 

[TheMightyP]

Are you cheating on Marina with Emio?

It's an open relationship.

But only for Emio

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Damn girl you have 5 kids?

no but we desperately want to

 

[Noipoi]

Sees weird Nintendo video
“Oh hey, Nintendo’s making a horror game. That’s cool. I wonder what the homies in the social thread think about this?”

Let's not be ridiculous here. All I'm suggesting is that Emio become the supreme overlord of mankind, banish the angel's heaven, and dethrone God.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Emio... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into youtube and copystrike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the trailer, and that gorgeous still frame. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch your game end.

 

[Pink Yoshi]

I would give a lot to have plushies of the Deadly Six. If there's anyone out there who would hug these six freaks, it's me.

I can also make Zeena and Zor kiss

 

[Cutie Gwen]

"Nintendo seems to be teasing some horror project"
Huh that actually sounds neat
"Rumours say it's done by Bloober Team"
Huh that actually sounds dog****
"Some noteworthy leaker claims it's not Bloober Team"
Oh thank god it might not be the worst **** in the genre

 

[SnakeFighter64]

"Nintendo seems to be teasing some horror project"
Huh that actually sounds neat
"Rumours say it's done by Bloober Team"
Huh that actually sounds dog****
"Some noteworthy leaker claims it's not Bloober Team"
Oh thank god it might not be the worst **** in the genre

I don't... why are the mario squids making video games?

 

[Will]

I don't... why are the mario squids making video games?

It’s a Polish developer

 

[Jondolio]

no but we desperately want to

Snake when her kids like open world games

 

[Noipoi]

It’s a Polish developer

Well at least the game would be polished

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Snake when her kids like open world games
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My gf likes dark souls. I’ve moved past that kind of thinking.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I don't... why are the mario squids making video games?

They're a polish dev team who make absolutely awful horror games and are currently remaking Silent Hill 2, which already shows that it's worse than the original based on trailers. You might have seen a clip of that Jerma guy playing a game where infinite babies smash their heads into a wall, that's them

 

[Z25]

I think we can all agree on this:

It's been long enough...

Emio for Smash 6 https://t.co/jYPz9qP1N3 pic.twitter.com/cCeOMfSETV

— MwM | KilogramHours 🔛 bsky(.)social (@KilogramHours) July 10, 2024

This would give big “Fortnite battle pass memes” vibes.

Like imagine the trailer going:

Mario! Kirby! link! Pikachu!

EMIO!

 

[Jondolio]

My gf likes dark souls. I’ve moved past that kind of thinking.

I was just making a joke I personally found funny but good to know

 

[Noipoi]

Snake when her kids like open world games
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Snake when her kids want to see a Disney movie

 

[Pink Yoshi]

Hey, I just had a thought.

What if we gave King K Rool a queen?

If it's not obvious by my Zeena/Zor shipping, I love when nasty villains have a partner they love dearly and treat with all the love imaginable.

As for King K Rool, I'm not sure why he immediately came to my mind, but I can totally imagine him marrying a Kremling woman who hates those rotten Kongs as much as he does, and they'd be totally sickeningly gooey sweethearts who kiss and get affectionate whenever they're on screen together, making Kongs and Kremlings alike supremely uncomfortable.

That'd be the stuff of legend.

 

[Noipoi]

Hey, I just had a thought.

What if we gave King K Rool a queen?

If it's not obvious by my Zeena/Zor shipping, I love when nasty villains have a partner they love dearly and treat with all the love imaginable.

As for King K Rool, I'm not sure why he immediately came to my mind, but I can totally imagine him marrying a Kremling woman who hates those rotten Kongs as much as he does, and they'd be totally sickeningly gooey sweethearts who kiss and get affectionate whenever they're on screen together, making Kongs and Kremlings alike supremely uncomfortable.

That'd be the stuff of legend.

I always figured K Rool was in his late 30’s-mid 40’s, and I like to think he was married in his younger days and now has a bitter ex-crocodile wife.

 

[cashregister9]

OH **** POTENTIAL PLANET COASTER 2

Frontier is doing a Livestream of crowd noises and was specifically posted on the PlanCo Twitter

Planet Coaster is the best Theme Park simulator IMO and with some QOL from Planet Zoo, new stuff, and bringing over some holdover mechanics from Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 we could be looking at peak.

Tragically I saw what happened with Cities Skylines 2 and Payday 3 so I have to be cautious even though Frontier has a better track record

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I always figured K Rool was in his late 30’s-mid 40’s, and I like to think he was married in his younger days and now has a bitter ex-crocodile wife.

The way you wrote this makes it sound like he’s still married but his wife is no longer a crocodile

 

[Z25]

Here’s a probably fake leak for brothership implying a starlow side mode where they are teamed up with Wario?

Spoiler

I was scouring the interwebs and I found…this? A strange Brothership leak that I dunno is legit or not, but here y’all go. pic.twitter.com/CzF0kIPcHY

— SuperStarNova (@SSNova64) July 10, 2024

The renders look good but Wario and no Waluigi is odd, and the screen shot looks like an edit of the one where Mario and Luigi talk about getting home.

 

[Noipoi]

The way you wrote this makes it sound like he’s still married but his wife is no longer a crocodile

Why do you think she’s so bitter?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Snake when her kids want to see a Disney movie

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My gf doesn’t like Disney either. Our house will be mouse free.

Here’s a probably fake leak for brothership implying a starlow side mode where they are teamed up with Wario?

Spoiler

I was scouring the interwebs and I found…this? A strange Brothership leak that I dunno is legit or not, but here y’all go. pic.twitter.com/CzF0kIPcHY

— SuperStarNova (@SSNova64) July 10, 2024

The renders look good but Wario and no Waluigi is odd, and the screen shot looks like an edit of the one where Mario and Luigi talk about getting home.

it’s not odd. Waluigi is only in sports games.

 

[Will]

Raiden on the Fortnite shop when I can’t afford to spend on Vbucks for the third time in a row

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Hey, I just had a thought.

What if we gave King K Rool a queen?

If it's not obvious by my Zeena/Zor shipping, I love when nasty villains have a partner they love dearly and treat with all the love imaginable.

As for King K Rool, I'm not sure why he immediately came to my mind, but I can totally imagine him marrying a Kremling woman who hates those rotten Kongs as much as he does, and they'd be totally sickeningly gooey sweethearts who kiss and get affectionate whenever they're on screen together, making Kongs and Kremlings alike supremely uncomfortable.

That'd be the stuff of legend.

I think K.Rool would just say he has a wife, he has a photo of her but it's just him in drag, Bugs Bunny style

 

[Z25]

My gf doesn’t like Disney either. Our house will be mouse free.

it’s not odd. Waluigi is only in sports games.

I guess that’s a point you could argue. But from a gameplay design it still doesn’t make much sense.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Why do you think she’s so bitter?

What is she now?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

What is she now?

An accountant

 

[Wario Bros.]

Here’s a probably fake leak for brothership implying a starlow side mode where they are teamed up with Wario?

Spoiler

I was scouring the interwebs and I found…this? A strange Brothership leak that I dunno is legit or not, but here y’all go. pic.twitter.com/CzF0kIPcHY

— SuperStarNova (@SSNova64) July 10, 2024

The renders look good but Wario and no Waluigi is odd, and the screen shot looks like an edit of the one where Mario and Luigi talk about getting home.

If this is true, I'm buying two more copies of the game.

 

[Jondolio]

Snake when her kids want to see a Disney movie

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My gf doesn’t like Disney either. Our house will be mouse free.

Honestly I'm with Snake on this one, never cared for Disney

 

[Noipoi]

Honestly I'm with Snake on this one, never cared for Disney

That’s totally fine. Different strokes, different folks, etc.

Just please refrain from ranting about how all Disney movies are complete **** that should be wiped from the timeline and the people who like them are filthy poopoo idiots, if you’d be so kind

 

[Jondolio]

That’s totally fine. Different strokes, different folks, etc.

Just please refrain from ranting about how all Disney movies are complete **** that should be wiped from the timeline and the people who like them are filthy poopoo idiots, if you’d be so kind

Oh don't worry, even I have my fair share of Disney movies that I like. Hell I don't dislike the movies as much as I ****ing detest Disney as a company and how they treat each and every one of their IPs. I know all corporations are evil and all that but Disney really gets under my skin with that