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[TheMightyP]

Wait I thought you were 16

No, I said I was 17

 

[osby]

Wait I thought you were 16

Do you think people would really do that?

Lie about their personal information on the internet?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Do you think people would really do that?

Lie about their personal information on the internet?

They would... Until a mod catches em and bans em. Finally, Ramen can kill TheMightlessP

 

[TheMightyP]

Ramen banning a 35 year old (me) would be kinda ageist ngl

 

[Noipoi]

Bro the funniest guy here's just a child?
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Nah, i'm twenty.

I am unquestionably the funniest guy here.

Because my life's a joke

 

[TheMightyP]

Noi's right, the funmiest guy here is indeed 20.

But he's wrong because that guy is me.


That's my actual age today

 

[Hydreigonfan01]

Also, as of today I am finally 16

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[osby]

Noi's right, the funmiest guy here is indeed 20.

But he's wrong because that guy is me.


That's my actual age today

I didn't know potatoes could live that long.

 

[TheMightyP]

I didn't know potatoes could live that long.

It's called GMOs, look it up

 

[ZephyrZ]

That's my actual age today

I don't believe you.

Nothing you say is real anymore.

 

[Jondolio]

Thinking of getting Pokémon Let's Go since this store I'm in has it for a pretty low price

Is is worth it?

 

[TheMightyP]

I don't believe you.

Nothing you say is real anymore.

Alright, fine. Of all the ages I listed, one of them is true. Solve the riddle.

Here's a hint: I'm not over the age of 30 nor am I a teenager and oh **** I gave away the answer

 

[Jondolio]

Alright, fine. Of all the ages I listed, one of them is true. Solve the riddle.

Here's a hint: I'm not over the age of 30 nor am I a teenager and oh **** I gave away the answer

I can't believe potato man is 3 years old

 

[Noipoi]

Thinking of getting Pokémon Let's Go since this store I'm in has it for a pretty low price

Is is worth it?

It's a decently fun time. It's super simple, and will absolutely not challenge you in any way shape or form. But it's aight.

The catching mechanic is stupid as hell though. Can't stand it.

 

[TheMightyP]

Thinking of getting Pokémon Let's Go since this store I'm in has it for a pretty low price

Is is worth it?

Do you like Pokemon Go?

Do you like Kanto?


Then you'd like this.

 

[Aurane]

Thinking of getting Pokémon Let's Go since this store I'm in has it for a pretty low price

Is is worth it?

I had to move past the controls but otherwise yeah it's a great game.

 

[Wario Bros.]

I have a hunch that this is the month we get our BDSP/Legends support for Pokémon Home.

 

[TheMightyP]

I have a hunch that this is the month we get our BDSP/Legends support for Pokémon Home.

Oh yeah, tomorrow for sure

 

[ZephyrZ]

Thinking of getting Pokémon Let's Go since this store I'm in has it for a pretty low price

Is is worth it?

Depends on the price. If it's really low then sure. It's a fine enough game although stupidly easy.

If you try it and don't like the capture controls in docked mode I'd recommend trying handheld mode.

 

[TheMightyP]

I’m excited to share that we’re appointing @elonmusk to our board! Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our Board.

— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 5, 2022

Twitter is dead

 

[Jondolio]

After some consideration I decided not to get Pokémon Let's Go

Twitter is dead

Finally

 

[osby]

DAILY DEMON SHOWCASE

This showcase's demon is of the Femme race:

“I’m Femme Yomotsu-Shikome. Seeing you truly brings a smile to my face…”

Alignment: Neutral-Chaos

Origin: Japanese mythology. Yomotsu-shikome is a demonic hag living in the land of the dead. Her name means “ugly woman of the underworld”. When Izanagi ventured into Yomi to find his dead wife Izanami, he broke his promise to her by looking at her rotten body. Furious, Izanami sends Yomotsu-shikome to chase her husband away. Izanagi could only get away by using a wreathe, a comb, and three peaches to slow her down.

Skills: Dustma, Mazan, Sukunda, Madness Needles

Next time, you will meet a demon of the Drake race.

Spoiler: Design Notes

Some versions of the story say that Yomotsu-shikome is not a singular entity but a type of ogress and eight of them followed Izanagi during his escape. Other than the appropriately ghastly face and the triangle handkerchief that represents her being a ghost, Shikome’s body consists entirely of hair, which I really like. I think her teeth and headdress may be references to the teeth of the comb and headdress Izanagi used against her but maybe it’s a stretch…

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Morning peepz. What's up?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Noi's right, the funmiest guy here is indeed 20.

But he's wrong because that guy is me.


That's my actual age today

So as a 27 year old, i can bully- I mean boss you around? Sweet

 

[TheMightyP]

So as a 27 year old, i can bully- I mean boss you around? Sweet

Sure but just know who's gonna be in control of your life support in 3 years, grandma

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Seeing Sonic 2 this Sunday with my dad. So stoked for that film.

Example how to do a sequel. Make it more fun and bigger for that matter. How sequels should go. :D

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Sure but just know who's gonna be in control of your life support in 3 years, grandma

Alright, you lil ****

Which is true because we in the same city

 

[Noipoi]

Mighty is actually just 14.

And his parents built a very strange machine-

 

[Jondolio]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I got tickets for Sonic 2 this Friday, seeing it with my best friends

Absolutely stoked for this film

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

So I'm back from a long day. Finally met my team I'm gonna be part of at my workplace next week plus their boss from overseas and got a tour around the place. Now I'm back home....................and my dear sibling is being loud as **** as if I'm being annoyed to go back to being some feral child draining all of my mental progress from today. I hate him.

Having to go to a lunch with about four to six others who you do not know at all was daunting for a mostly introverted person.

Best of all:

After trying so hard to get the light novel I've given up so I'm getting the bluray of Season 1 as a consolidation. On that front I'm happy.

 

[Lamperouge]

Mighty's actual age:

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Mighty's actual age:

What does it mean?

 

[Noipoi]

Mighty's actual age:

No, that's his emotional age.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Mighty's actual age:

Dude the Steve Harvey face adds 100 years.

But Mr Potato Head body takes away 1000.

He's a minus boyo. See...................I know these things.

 

[PeridotGX]

Humans have wondered for decades why π is pi. 3.1415926... so arbitrary. It turns out it's infinity minus Mighty's age, divided by the number of tickets Morbius has sold.

 

[cashregister9]

Humans have wondered for decades why π is pi. 3.1415926... so arbitrary. It turns out it's infinity minus Mighty's age, divided by the number of tickets Morbius has sold.

And as we all know Morbius has sold so many tickets that they had to invent a new number. That number is Morbillion

 

[TheMightyP]

Actually, I am X years old.

X cam represent all real numbers. X>0. F(x)= X^2 + X +5. If F(X)=425, find X

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Actually, I am X years old.

X cam represent all real numbers. X>0. F(x)= X^2 + X +5. If F(X)=425, find X

So you're immortal, right?

 

[TheMightyP]

And as we all know Morbius has sold so many tickets that they had to invent a new number. That number is Morbillion

Actually that number is outdated, scientists discovered a new number because it got too high. That number is JaredLetrillion

 

[Noipoi]

Just shut down the film industry.

They can’t top MorBASEDius.