Guys. I hate to say this. But I made a grave mistake. And I have to apologise for it.
See, in my previous post, I posted 'Earthbound', as a satirical reference to the 1994 SNES game EarthBound. What I did not realise at the time was that I capitalised the title incorrectly as 'Earthbound', neglecting the capital B in the 6th letter spot.
I am fully aware that this may - no, will - have upset you, and so I deeply apologise for my actions. I am especially sorry towards the letter B that I did a disservice toward by not appreciating its higher societal status as a capital letter. I am not asking for any kind of forgiveness, I am simply asking you to read this and move on with your lives.
May you all lead happy, healthy lives. My time for redemption is up. I will be here, watching, accepting all punishment for my sins.