The Catfish told me to... in a dream. A dream of epic proportions, in which the Catfish saved me from the evil clutches of the evil Lord Mic_128 and his evil henchman Youko the horrible. Youko had captured me, after he heard from the DS'ing mountain troll KillerSOS that I'd been spamming. I retaliated but it was to no avail. I called upon the Catfish, my one true savior, to come to my aid and get rid of the demons who had taken me hostage. The battle was intense: magical incantations from Lord Mic_128 sent infractions and bans flying everywhere. The Catfish prevailed, through everything, and ultimately, being a merciful warrior, let the evil Lord Mic_128 and Youko free. The Catfish then told me what my part was in all of this. "And there you shall make a thread, proclaiming the greatness of the Peepee Doctor, and show the world how to get rid of the gayness that is Jigglypuff."
And that, is why I made the thread.