Had the SWEETEST day imaginable today.
My younger brother has two of his "friends" round for a sleep over. I say friends like that cause they were really being assholish. My bro was simply demonstrating a match by playing me at their request. I was Lucario and my bro, who has recently stopped tier whoring, was Sheik. At first, they kept telling me over and over that my bro was 'murdering you, you have a lower percentage than him'.
At first I ignored it, they didn't know Smash very well, so I gave them the benefit of the doubt and my brother, bless him, started to explain the mechanics of the game.
So when I am only 1% above my bro, they keep up the tirade of my bro 'murdering' me. My younger brother again, in a rare display of patience, explains about Lucario's Aura factor.
Then I get accused of being cheap. Until I tell them about Snake and MK. That shuts them up for a little bit.
My bro almost wins due to a well timed FSmash but accidentally mucks up when he goes for the gimp. Was a close match as well.
Fifteen minutes later,
"Why didn't you use Snake or Metaknight? They're soooooo much better" they demand my brother, as if they knew the game and had owned it ever since it was released.
My bro gets a lil frustrated (who can blame him?) and then something incredible happened.
One said the words every Smash veteran ever wants to hear from a Scrub.
"I bet I could beat you!"
Cue insane grin from my little brother.
First match, Sheik vs MK.
3 Stocked him. With a Light Arrow Finish
Second match, Shiek vs Snake
Finished him off AFTER dodging the entirity of his Grenade Launcher AND allowing him to get it off in the first place since he was complaining that he couldn't do it!
Then they accused my bro of cheating. I back him up and explain that if all they'll ever do is whine about it, then there wasn't much point challenging him to a match.
Then they challenged me, determined to show me up.
I was Lucky.
Humiliation for the 10 yr olds ensued.
Still, have never been prouder of my bro when that Light Arrow wiped the smirk off of his 'friend's' face.
Any other ScrubKiller moments you guys have?