TemPesT- said:
Length, not too important imo, but Roxy's was clearly longer...
Roxy won the Interest, i was way more into his story, then i was for dark.peach's Roxy's actually made me lol a few times, something dark.peach's didn't do.
Roxy also wins the consistency imo, he had less typos and just a better flow with his grammar and sentence structure imo.
Graphics? meh. they were both structed decently, no complain on either wall.
Overall I say Roxy wins.
I hope this is somewhat what you were looking for <.<
Roxy - 2
Dark.Pch - 0
btw these people were literally the most random people I Could possibly find, I'll show you the post I sent them right now *after I edit*
My religion is Christian Baptist, it's a very 'wild' religion in my opinion. While christianity is solid in it's own right. I feel Baptist churches are morely inclined towards the music and overally dancing in the name of Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. I know I went to one church where the sermon was three hours, however the 'actual' sermon was 15 minutes, and the rest of the time was the choir singing and dancing, while others get "slain in the spirit"*
*- slain in the spirit is the idea of being struck by the holy ghost, usually people have fits and dance tribally across the church floor.
Here's what I posted
I chose all of you because you were the last people to post in your respective subforums; you all also were over the age of 18 and I feel that many of you can judge with upmost maturity. In the end, you don't have to judge, but please tell me that you won't so I can find another candidate.
[Peachy Clash of the Titans]
Dark.Pch vs Roxy
The competition is who is the best at posting walls of text in the Peach Boards. The subject given to these two individuals is...
...why are boobies sooo amazing xD
-lolilovesrain
I ask of you (if you have the time to) to read these two walls (entertaining walls to say the least) of text, and judge using our chart (in a 1-5 scale) of who's is better.
Here are the two walls of text
[Collapse=Roxy]I used to be an ***-guy. My attraction to breasts was limited due to my wandering eyes always wander to the posterior. You know, some days I think back to my ***-chasing days, and I laugh at my immaturity ; like an young manlaughing at his childhood photos in a scrapbook. I often wonder why I thought such fallacies, what brought me towards the light of the pure and joyous funbags that are boobies. It all brings me towards one story.
I was at the ripe age of 18. As we all know, the age of 18 is the time of a man's heightened sexuality; their peak so to speak. So it's obvious to assume I was all about chasing tail. However, I wasn't the most social guy in the world, or the most attractive. I was quite immature thinking that everything revolved around being smart, having a heart, being just an emotional guy in high school. Oh how I was wrong with that as well. I didn't get a girl all the way until Senior year. Oh senior year, how it taught me so much, from calculus and u.s history, to the soft touch of boobs.
I was walking down the D hall; it was crowded, just as it always is during 3rd period. Then it happened, while I was looking at a piece of *** i tripped on top of a girl, about a foot taller than I.
...and there we laid.
Did you know that 33 C is the most common bra cup size, and most preferred breasts out of men? This girl was 34c, her bra size was slightly wider, but it made all the difference to me ; after all, my face was buried in her tatas.
I thought this was heaven.
Her name was Sadie, a student who was considering majoring in drama. Due to her height, she didnt' get much attention from men her age, she was quite too tall. After brushing ourselves off and muttering many apologies to each other, we had small conversation, and went on our ways. The rest of the day went into a blur, all I could remember was her soft, succulent milk makers rubbing against my acne broken face. They were caring, clean, and smelled of the purest of perfumes ; she was trying to impress someone in her Drama Club i'm sure.
That night I couldn't even rub myself intimately, I wanted her, I wanted her breasts. My thoughts of being emotional were gone, my thoughts of *** were non-existant. There's no way a girl would ever consider putting perfume on her buttocks, it wouldn't make any sense, and sitting on rough chairs, concrete, wood, and other disgusting materials, how clean and soft could her posterior be? I have a simple answer to that ; no where near as amazing as breasts. I reached a point of self-actualization. I spent the next half-term finding her throughout the halls, talking to her regardless of her height. It was perfect for me, I could woo her with my conversations, and all along I got a look at her hooters. Eventually we began to date. Looking back on it I don't remember what I said to her, however I'm sure her breasts were leading me towards it. Something *** never did.
Then, before I knew it, it was coming to a close. Prom was coming around the corner, and me and her have been dating for a year. We danced slowly in the moonlight, and I laid softly into her breasts while wrapping my arms around her waist. I was in a temporary heaven, hwoever i've felt this all before, I wanted more. She pulled away from me and told me how much she cared deeply and loved me, and i exchanged the same vows. Progressively, she hinted me to lead her to my car, and I'll tell you one thing, I didn't hesitate to agree. In my car, we exchanged soft kisses, and she pulled down her black slick dress.
It was all I needed.
Sadie didn't lose her virginity that night. All I could muster up the ability to do was caress her breasts. I even remember crying tears of joy to myself. Their peach complexion, their rounded diameter, her rosy nipples, it was all perfect, just for me. They looked at me, calmly, happily, beautiful and pure. And my choice was made from that night on. That breasts are the only thing for me.
I'll tell you one thing, breasts have quite a power on men. While *** only allow the man to follow a distance behind physically, her breasts pulled men by the heart.
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[collapse=Dark.Pch]Boobies are amazing. There is so much you can do with boobies. If you ever need to work out and out of a punching bag, you got the boobies right there. (assuming they are big enough). If you ever run out of Milk, you got boobies for that too. They indeed carry dairy products. People don't realize this ****. They also make good head rest.
Boobies help you save alot of money. If I was in bed with a girl I use her boobs. The hell with buying pillows. I have to free ones that came with my woman. So **** you sleepys trying to take my money! And they are so warm. When you put your head on them, you fall fast alseep.
They kill bordom. They are fun to play with. Why you think girls go gay? cause they like other females? No, cause they love boobs. And only way to get boob action is to be lesbians. Boobs creates lesbians. And this is what guys like. Ir even better, they create Bisexual females. That means when happy time comes along, its one guy with 2 girls............freaking awsome. Guys like this.
Boobs help people grow strong. Thus people breast feed. This how milk was discovered. Back in the day, cave man wanted happy time and be like
"Me think you hot. me want you in back of mountain. We make love, we kiss, then we bang bang"
When it was getting how, cave man was playing with boobs. And then he got squirted in the eye with something
"Huh, What be this? What be in here?"
Some got into his mouth
"Mmmm, this taste good. Do want, do want more"
So the cave man thurst for more milk, which turned on the female caveman. The Caveman then never got bored of happy time, and nether did the female, cause even if girls last longer then the fun ends, they still get pleasured cause of boobs.
"This thing that come from nipple with air in it good. No one know about this. We discovered tasty drink. Me want give name to taste drink"
Then it hit him
"Me got it. Me name it after girl me bang bang with. Me call it "milk"
The woman cave man had happy time with was milk. So thats where the name came from. And milk is very important in live today. Those people had happy time more, and more life was created.
Boobs understand you. And they have eyes. They a;ways look at you and understand you. And never talk back. Thats right ladies, you can learn a thing or 2 from boobs dammit! They dance for you. Help you sleep. It's its one supermarket. Feels so soft. They jiggle so they give you something to look at if you are having happy time with an ugly girl and can't stand to go through with it.
Boobies are the meaning of live and the foundation of the youth. This is why they are amazing. if it was not for boobs, none would be here. From the era of the gave man when they had nothing for babies to drink, they gave them milk. Thats how breast feeding started. Water was not always clean and healthy for babies. And you know milk helps one get strong bones. And that was needed in that era. Moving all those rocks and fun time up or being the mountains.
Boobs are amazing. Anyone who does not agree can burn in hell.
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They are judged on this scale.
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Length - how long it is obviously, it doesn't need to be unnecessarily longer, however the longer the better when it comes to walls I guess.]
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Interest - It all needs to be able to keep your interest, it can't be a boring write-up]
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Consistency - this is where grammar and things of this sort comes in. Is the wall poster rushing?]
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Graphics - How it looks when it comes to cleanliness]
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Overall - your overall personal opinion, hopefully unbiased.]
The first three people will be choices used for the judging.
Thank you for your time.
