The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Dark.Pch]

Fine. Prepare to meet your demise!

 

[LoliLovesRain]

lmfao it is a one sided wall text since i knew dark peach is sooo skilled at knowing boobies :D im rooting for u dark! xD

 

[Dooms]

Go Roxy~ Your adorable pic wins over his anyday~

 

[BluePeachy100]

This is an anonymous post, from BluePeachy, stating why boobies are virtually the greatest thing in the universe, that and a great ***. Huh-cha!

Ahh, boobs, the first thing we notice on out kitchen dwelling signifigant others, the warm fluffy pillows we rest our heads on. The wonderous large, fluffy, but firm dreams on air. (because we don't notice the rest of the body) Ahh yes, wonderous breasts, and ode to you, if I could choose the sizes, there'd be just two! Large and LARGER, son! The breasts are one of the most pleasureful parts of the body to massage~ The preasent that goes to the one who waits, bides his time, and shows he is worthy for those breasts to dwell in his kitchen. Boobs are so much more than what people tend to think they are. They're just a great gift, a marvel to look at, feel, grope, massage... and even... *coughsuckcough* Ahahahahmmhmhmmmmm! *clears throat! Boobs... they...

AHHHHHHHH! I can't take it anymore! *Forfeits to go looks at large breasted lesbians make out*

 

[Purple]

I used to be an ***-guy. My attraction to breasts was limited due to my wandering eyes always wander to the posterior. You know, some days I think back to my ***-chasing days, and I laugh at my immaturity ; like an young manlaughing at his childhood photos in a scrapbook. I often wonder why I thought such fallacies, what brought me towards the light of the pure and joyous funbags that are boobies. It all brings me towards one story.

I was at the ripe age of 18. As we all know, the age of 18 is the time of a man's heightened sexuality; their peak so to speak. So it's obvious to assume I was all about chasing tail. However, I wasn't the most social guy in the world, or the most attractive. I was quite immature thinking that everything revolved around being smart, having a heart, being just an emotional guy in high school. Oh how I was wrong with that as well. I didn't get a girl all the way until Senior year. Oh senior year, how it taught me so much, from calculus and u.s history, to the soft touch of boobs.

I was walking down the D hall; it was crowded, just as it always is during 3rd period. Then it happened, while I was looking at a piece of *** i tripped on top of a girl, about a foot taller than I.

...and there we laid.

Did you know that 33 C is the most common bra cup size, and most preferred breasts out of men? This girl was 34c, her bra size was slightly wider, but it made all the difference to me ; after all, my face was buried in her tatas.

I thought this was heaven.

Her name was Sadie, a student who was considering majoring in drama. Due to her height, she didnt' get much attention from men her age, she was quite too tall. After brushing ourselves off and muttering many apologies to each other, we had small conversation, and went on our ways. The rest of the day went into a blur, all I could remember was her soft, succulent milk makers rubbing against my acne broken face. They were caring, clean, and smelled of the purest of perfumes ; she was trying to impress someone in her Drama Club i'm sure.

That night I couldn't even rub myself intimately, I wanted her, I wanted her breasts. My thoughts of being emotional were gone, my thoughts of *** were non-existant. There's no way a girl would ever consider putting perfume on her buttocks, it wouldn't make any sense, and sitting on rough chairs, concrete, wood, and other disgusting materials, how clean and soft could her posterior be? I have a simple answer to that ; no where near as amazing as breasts. I reached a point of self-actualization. I spent the next half-term finding her throughout the halls, talking to her regardless of her height. It was perfect for me, I could woo her with my conversations, and all along I got a look at her hooters. Eventually we began to date. Looking back on it I don't remember what I said to her, however I'm sure her breasts were leading me towards it. Something *** never did.

Then, before I knew it, it was coming to a close. Prom was coming around the corner, and me and her have been dating for a year. We danced slowly in the moonlight, and I laid softly into her breasts while wrapping my arms around her waist. I was in a temporary heaven, hwoever i've felt this all before, I wanted more. She pulled away from me and told me how much she cared deeply and loved me, and i exchanged the same vows. Progressively, she hinted me to lead her to my car, and I'll tell you one thing, I didn't hesitate to agree. In my car, we exchanged soft kisses, and she pulled down her black slick dress.

It was all I needed.

Sadie didn't lose her virginity that night. All I could muster up the ability to do was caress her breasts. I even remember crying tears of joy to myself. Their peach complexion, their rounded diameter, her rosy nipples, it was all perfect, just for me. They looked at me, calmly, happily, beautiful and pure. And my choice was made from that night on. That breasts are the only thing for me.

I'll tell you one thing, breasts have quite a power on men. While *** only allow the man to follow a distance behind physically, her breasts pulled men by the heart.


BRING IT DARK.PCH

 

[BluePeachy100]

I still won, tho.[/trollin]

 

[Gadiel_VaStar]

I used to be an ***-guy. My attraction to breasts was limited due to my wandering eyes always wander to the posterior. You know, some days I think back to my ***-chasing days, and I laugh at my immaturity ; like an young manlaughing at his childhood photos in a scrapbook. I often wonder why I thought such fallacies, what brought me towards the light of the pure and joyous funbags that are boobies. It all brings me towards one story.

I was at the ripe age of 18. As we all know, the age of 18 is the time of a man's heightened sexuality; their peak so to speak. So it's obvious to assume I was all about chasing tail. However, I wasn't the most social guy in the world, or the most attractive. I was quite immature thinking that everything revolved around being smart, having a heart, being just an emotional guy in high school. Oh how I was wrong with that as well. I didn't get a girl all the way until Senior year. Oh senior year, how it taught me so much, from calculus and u.s history, to the soft touch of boobs.

I was walking down the D hall; it was crowded, just as it always is during 3rd period. Then it happened, while I was looking at a piece of *** i tripped over a girl, about a foot taller than I.

...There we laid.

Did you know that 33 C is the most common bra cup size, and most preferred breasts out of men? This girl was 34c, her bra size was slightly wider, but it made all the difference to me ; after all, my face was buried in her tatas.

Her name was Sadie, a student who was considering majoring in drama. Due to her height, she didnt' get much attention from men her age, she was quite too tall. After brushing ourselves off and muttering many apologies to each other, we had small conversation, and went on our ways. The rest of the day went into a blur, all I could remember was her soft, succulent milk makers rubbing against my acne broken face. They were caring, clean, and smelled of the purest of perfumes ; she was trying to impress someone in her Drama Club i'm sure.

That night I couldn't even rub myself intimately, I wanted her, I wanted her breasts. My thioughts of being emotional were gone, my thoughts of *** were non-existant. There's no way a girl would ever consider putting perfume on her buttocks, it wouldn't make any sense, and sitting on rough chairs, concrete, wood, and other disgusting materials, how clean and soft could her posterior be? I have a simple answer to that ; no where near as amazing as her breasts. I spent the next half-term finding her through the halls, talking to her regardless of her height. It was perfect for me, I could woo her with my conversations, and all along I got a look at her hooters. Eventually we began to date. Looking back on it I don't remember what I said to her, however I'm sure her breasts were leading me towards it. Something *** never did.

Then, before I knew it, it was coming to a close. Prom was coming around the corner, and me and her have been dating for a year. We danced slowly in the moonlight, and I laid softly into her breasts while wrapping my arms aruond her waist. I was in a temporary heaven. She pulled away from me and told me how much she cared deeply and loved me, and i exchanged the same vows. Progressively, she hinted me to lead her to my car, and I'll tell you one thing, I didn't hesitate to agree. In my car, we exchanged soft kisses, and she pulled down her black slick dress.

It was all I needed.

Sadie didn't lose her virginity that night. All I could muster up the ability to do was caress her breasts. I even remember crying tears of joy to myself, Their peach complexion, their rounded diameter, her rosy nipples, it was all perfect, just for me. They looked at me, calmly, happily, beautiful in pure. And my choice was made from on. That breasts are the only thing for me.

I'll tell you one thing, breasts have quite a power on men. While *** only allow the man to follow a distance behind physically, her breasts pulled me by the heart.


BRING IT DARK.PCH

Interesting...so are you saying that you never loved her and only wanted her for her breasts?

 

[Purple]

Story's made up, relax.

I have an extra two minutes or so to my time, But I won't use them :/

 

[BluePeachy100]

Isn't that what's supposed to happen?

not srs, btw. I honestly hate people who do that.

 

[Purple]

I feel you, If i get in a relationship, i'm seriously in it for a relationship, however the story was based on boobs and why they are good. Therefore I had to make it seem more powerful somehow, by making it an obssession.

Y'know, I can't believe I actually wrote that wall. It's been 30 minutes :/

 

[Dark.Pch]

Boobies are amazing. There is so much you can do with boobies. If you ever need to work out and out of a punching bag, you got the boobies right there. (assuming they are big enough). If you ever run out of Milk, you got boobies for that too. They indeed carry dairy products. People don't realize this ****. They also make good head rest.

Boobies help you save alot of money. If I was in bed with a girl I use her boobs. The hell with buying pillows. I have to free ones that came with my woman. So **** you sleepys trying to take my money! And they are so warm. When you put your head on them, you fall fast alseep.

They kill bordom. They are fun to play with. Why you think girls go gay? cause they like other females? No, cause they love boobs. And only way to get boob action is to be lesbians. Boobs creates lesbians. And this is what guys like. Ir even better, they create Bisexual females. That means when happy time comes along, its one guy with 2 girls............freaking awsome. Guys like this.

Boobs help people grow strong. Thus people breast feed. This how milk was discovered. Back in the day, cave man wanted happy time and be like

"Me think you hot. me want you in back of mountain. We make love, we kiss, then we bang bang"

When it was getting how, cave man was playing with boobs. And then he got squirted in the eye with something

"Huh, What be this? What be in here?"

Some got into his mouth

"Mmmm, this taste good. Do want, do want more"

So the cave man thurst for more milk, which turned on the female caveman. The Caveman then never got bored of happy time, and nether did the female, cause even if girls last longer then the fun ends, they still get pleasured cause of boobs.

"This thing that come from nipple with air in it good. No one know about this. We discovered tasty drink. Me want give name to taste drink"

Then it hit him

"Me got it. Me name it after girl me bang bang with. Me call it "milk"

The woman cave man had happy time with was milk. So thats where the name came from. And milk is very important in live today. Those people had happy time more, and more life was created.

Boobs understand you. And they have eyes. They a;ways look at you and understand you. And never talk back. Thats right ladies, you can learn a thing or 2 from boobs dammit! They dance for you. Help you sleep. It's its one supermarket. Feels so soft. They jiggle so they give you something to look at if you are having happy time with an ugly girl and can't stand to go through with it.

Boobies are the meaning of live and the foundation of the youth. This is why they are amazing. if it was not for boobs, none would be here. From the era of the gave man when they had nothing for babies to drink, they gave them milk. Thats how breast feeding started. Water was not always clean and healthy for babies. And you know milk helps one get strong bones. And that was needed in that era. Moving all those rocks and fun time up or being the mountains.

Boobs are amazing. Anyone who does not agree can burn in hell.

 

[BluePeachy100]

*nods* You did a very good job, and Dark.Pch is WAYYYYY over the time limit.

 

[Purple]

only ten minutes xD

Dark.Pch's was much more informative on the purpose of why boobs are good. Mine went off tangent into how boobs changed my life, along with reasons why boobs are good.

Loli's subject was biased though >: (

 

[BluePeachy100]

Mines was just random and short, and I quit to watch lesbo porn.

 

[Purple]

Did you really quit? Lol! I thought yours was a song bluepeachy xDD

 

[BluePeachy100]

OMG, you got it. :3

 

[Purple]

Holy crap it was?! :O

Btw, we need three unbiased judges (NOT LOLI :mad)

 

[Silly Kyle]

Lesbo porn is the nastiest thing ever!! Ewwww scissoring and bumping clams!!! gross!!

And boobies are meant for punching bags!! That I will agree with

 

[Purple]

Why would you.. want to punch boobies?

 

[BluePeachy100]

Cause he's gay. >: ( [/notmad]

 

[Dark.Pch]

*nods* You did a very good job, and Dark.Pch is WAYYYYY over the time limit.

People here bugging and who has to clean up what area next makes it hard to keep typing. Fools picked the wrong time for this.

ether way if I lose it is only cause of time limit. If not, I win.

 

[Silly Kyle]

Cause he's gay. >: ( [/notmad]

^ Trufax

10trufax

 

[Purple]

People here bugging and who has to clean up what area next makes it hard to keep typing. Fools picked the wrong time for this.

ether way if I lose it is only cause of time limit. If not, I win.

Why all the Johns Dark.Pch

I will admit though that my area is secluded, even with the slow internet and 18 or so minute time limit. And that Dark.Pch is probably in a family area.

I say we just choose three random people from another area.

In fact, I will do that now.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Holy crap it was?! :O

Btw, we need three unbiased judges (NOT LOLI :mad)

Loli is just fine, you shut up!

Lesbo porn is the nastiest thing ever!!

You are gay, your opinion on this means nothing!

Why all the Johns Dark.Pch

I will admit though that my area is secluded, even with the slow internet and 18 or so minute time limit. And that Dark.Pch is probably in a family area.

I say we just choose three random people from another area.

In fact, I will do that now.

If you want the win take it. I don't care for losing cause of time limit. But if it is not gonna DQ me, I am pretty sure I win.

 

[BluePeachy100]

He's scared Loli's boobs might vote against him.

 

[Purple]

I'm not DQ'ing you, but i'm getting three random judges xD

 

[Dark.Pch]

three judges in one body. I like those odds.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

lmfao wtf im an awesome judge xD i only thought of boobies cuz u guys were talking about that the whole time >_> im going to bed buuuut new subject....hmmm ugh im sooo sick i cant think straight but ummm i can try xD talk abbbbboooouuuutttt.......ugh umm.......=/.....How to make someone feel better when they ish sick :3

 

[BluePeachy100]

Sleep .

 

[Dark.Pch]

lmfao wtf im an awesome judge xD i only thought of boobies cuz u guys were talking about that the whole time >_> im going to bed buuuut new subject....hmmm ugh im sooo sick i cant think straight but ummm i can try xD talk abbbbboooouuuutttt.......ugh umm.......=/.....How to make someone feel better when they ish sick :3

You have happy time with them. Next subject.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

xD happy time wont help like itll feel good during but after it actually makes the head hurt mooooore

 

[BluePeachy100]

Get a boob massage.

 

[Purple]

Soup and Honey Tea! :3

 

[Dark.Pch]

You don't get it. Girls are into mushy stuff right? If you have happy time with your man he will get sick too. And you both will be sick together. And you wont be alone. He is right along side with you.

 

[BluePeachy100]

Or, she could just get a boob massage.

 

[Purple]

You don't get it. Girls are into mushy stuff right? If you have happy time with your man he will get sick too. And you both will be sick together. And you wont be alone. He is right along side with you.

Good logic to get your girlfriend to give in to happy time.

Even better logic when you have a stronger immune system and you dont' get sick anyways

Well.... **** this is the most random PM I've received so far.

***ROXY***
[Length] 4/5
[Interest] 4/5
[Consistency] 5/5
[Graphics] 5/5
[Overall] 5/5

DARK.PCH
[Length] 3/5
[Interest] 3/5
[Consistency] 4/5
[Graphics] 4/5
[Overall] 4/5

Dark.Pch still has the most epic WoT in the SBR Tier List discussion though, but I guess we're not taking that into account.

Lol@thisPM>.>

:O

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Roxy - 1
Dark.Pch - 0

However he did say you have an amazingly awesome post in the SBR tier discussion (which i'll prly read later). So take that how you want xD

 

[deepseadiva]

What is everyone's religious beliefs?

I'm not asking for a discussion on it - I'd simply like to know more about teh peaches.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Good logic to get your girlfriend to give in to happy time.

Even better logic when you have a stronger immune system and you dont' get sick anyways



Roxy - 1
Dark.Pch - 0

However he did say you have an amazingly awesome post in the SBR tier discussion (which i'll prly read later). So take that how you want xD

Thats BS crap! who is this guy.

And what amazing post? I can't recall making an amazing post in there. All I really do is debate in there.

What is everyone's religious beliefs?

I'm not asking for a discussion on it - I'd simply like to know more about teh peaches.

I don't believe in god. I see no need too. Nothing but false hope comes from it all.

 

[BluePeachy100]

I created the universe, and all it's inhabitants.

 

[Eddie G]

I'm currently agnostic.