The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Two-Ell]

oh I just didn't think you'd use your name for it lol

 

[z00ted]

I feel inclined to agree

Illmatic is definitely 4 stars but I reckon with maybe a bit more work, he could easily be 5 star material

...

I don't get it

 

[Eddie G]

Ah yeah, just thought I'd go with this from now on. Has a pretty nice ring to it lol.

 

[Rickerdy-doo-da-day]

I don't get it

Okey dokey I shall explain

Starting with the quote

He's still a ****.

Obviously he's calling you something slightly rude but due to the censor, it's been replaced with 4 stars

Now you'll know that a lot of things in life get rated out of 5 stars (hotels, restaurants, films etc.). There's also a phrase that's something along the lines 'X is n star material' with n usually being 4 or 5 (not many people say something is 1 star material lol)
So I decided to manipulate the fact tofer's word had been censored into 4 stars and thus make the joke

I feel inclined to agree

Illmatic is definitely 4 stars but I reckon with maybe a bit more work, he could easily be 5 star material

...

At first, it seems that I'm agreeing with tofer and I too think you are a whatever-it-is that was censored. The idea behind this is that I cause a stir - how incredibly mean of me to agree with such a statement!
However, after the paragraph that has been used to act as a dramatic pause/for comedic timing, we see I have taken put a twist on his phrase implying that tofer was saying 'He's still a 4 stars' and that in the previous paragraph, that is what I'm agreeing to. For the punchline, I threw in the 'but I reckon...he could be 5 star material' part. This is the part that makes the joke as it makes it clear that I've twisted the phrase into saying how good out of 5 stars you are and that you could be 5 star material (because tofer put 4 stars). It's also supposed to be the bit that makes you laugh. To then clarify that I am indeed aware I am making a joke, I throw in another paragraph and then a '...'. This is also for comedy


My jokes lose a bit of their pizazz when I explain them

interesting name change KB

Oh so THAT's who it is
I'm going to call him EG, e.g. for Eddie G
D:

 

[Vinylic.]

Oh so THAT's who it is
I'm going to call him EG, e.g. for Eddie G
D:

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Rick is the best poster.

 

[z00ted]

Rick is the worst poster.

 

[Pikaville]

So I am going to this party tonight and there are 3 gay guys going in total.

One of them saw my picture on facebook and said I'm hot and he would love to ****.

YAY!

I don't know what he looks like though....

 

[JigglyZelda003]

So I am going to this party tonight and there are 3 gay guys going in total.

One of them saw my picture on facebook and said I'm hot and he would love to ****.

YAY!

I don't know what he looks like though....

embrace the unknown or run for the hills.....guess it depends on how cute he is

 

[Pikaville]

I really hope he is hot.

 

[z00ted]

ojpopiasopdfiasopdfiasf

skyward sword

asdfoapsdfpaisdopiiasdf

 

[~momentai~]

I agree Illmatic, that guy clearly does have a skyward sword for Sentinel.

 

[Two-Ell]

Picked up my SS bundle today yeeee. Might be gone for a while x3

 

[MechaWave]

I've completed it. :3

 

[Pikaville]

I agree Illmatic, that guy clearly does have a skyward sword for Sentinel.

Hahahaha, turns out he wasn't that hot at all

It was mostly his hairyness that was a major turn off.

 

[Eddie G]

Hahahaha, turns out he wasn't that hot at all

It was mostly his hairyness that was a major turn off.

Look, if you want to get into bed with a womanly man then you might as well go the full route homie.

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

I have a Snake camping problem..... a bad one.

 

[Vinylic.]

Don't worry man.

As a pika main, I can't seem to manage scarring on most stages.

 

[MechaWave]

Hahahaha, turns out he wasn't that hot at all

It was mostly his hairyness that was a major turn off.

I know that feel. xP

 

[Silly Kyle]

I like guys with body hair... sometimes guys can have too much though...

 

[~automatic]

I like girls.

EDIT: 'dem hairy arms tho.

 

[Silly Kyle]

Girls are gross.

****ies also have teeth! Vagina Dentata is real!!

 

[Airgemini]

I'm indifferent to guys with body hair. There can be a lot, but trimming makes it all look good. I like feeling like I'm with a guy. Just as long as there's some grooming and maintenance. That being said, I don't want a bear.

I'm always stunned by guys that naturally have little body hair. Or the blondes and gingers that try to cheat because their body hairs are nearly invisible. And for whatever reason, black people that never seem to grow body hair at all.

I like both sides though. Doesn't really matter to me.

 

[Supreme Dirt]

Body hair is okay... I'd rather not have to deal with it, but then again I'm a pretty hairy guy myself.

Facial hair on the other hand... Can be fantastic.

 

[Silly Kyle]

Body hair is okay... I'd rather not have to deal with it, but then again I'm a pretty hairy guy myself.

Facial hair on the other hand... Can be fantastic.

Got any pics of yourself? lol

I have a sick *** beard

 

[z00ted]

I LIKE HAiR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Supreme Dirt]

OMFG Illmatic, watching these edits live.

Also Kyle lol. I have an oldish pic of my face on my region's official CSS I could link to... But lately I keep shaving my precious beard due to pressure from parents. Can't wait to be on my own.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

With a doo like this I can see why.

 

[Silly Kyle]

Link it <3

 

[Supreme Dirt]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=314414

It's there, but no facial hair, he used a photo from when I'd just shaved lol.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I rather like body hair, not when it's like Teen Wolf hairy.

 

[MechaWave]

Bears are ****ing nasty. Pretty much agree with Airge.

Is Illmatic even a homosex?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

OHHHHHHHH

I love bears :3




Also, Illmatic is gay.
But he tells me to stop telling everyone cause he is ashamed of when we dated.

 

[z00ted]

omfg.... LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[deepseadiva]

I like my body hair, it's mostly unobstructive peach fuzz throughout.

Until it gets to my legs, then it's like a jungle. Why I usually avoid shorts, lol.

 

[Eddie G]

Lol me and you both, Meno.

 

[Nordal]

I was going to post something hilarious (and off topic) about the recent scandal that's been going around, but decided that it would be best until it died down a little.

 

[~momentai~]

 

[Pikaville]

I am one of those naturally unhairy people.

I barely even have a treasure trail.

I mean my legs are pretty hairy, but my chest and arms and stuff have almost nothing.

I don't mind body hair too much, but when it starts getting "teen wolf" as Tofer so brilliantly put it, I just don't like it.

I also hate fresh stubble when you are kissing and whatnot, it scratches and then burns afterwards, especially around your neck.

 

[Rickerdy-doo-da-day]

I was going to post something hilarious

I'm glad you didn't considering the current situation here

Instead, you should post something 'hairlarious'

ohhohohohohoh

Rick is the worst poster.

Better than being the worst Peach

OH I WENT THERE
laying the smack down one at a time